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(Premier League)   Monday Night Soccer. Ok Monday Daytime Soocer. First up is the battle of the Ablions. Brighton and Hoves host West Bromwich at 1:30pm ET and then at 4pm ET Spurs travel to Burnley   (premierleague.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 1:16:51 PM  
I have a West Brom draw and a Spurs win. Expect that not to happen.
 
2020-10-26 1:20:30 PM  
I assume this will be all peacock today
 
2020-10-26 1:22:59 PM  

dietbubba: I assume this will be all peacock today


NBCSN for the first game.
Peacock for the Spurs game.
 
2020-10-26 1:23:57 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: I assume this will be all peacock today

NBCSN for the first game.
Peacock for the Spurs game.


Should probably mention that having the Spurs - Burnley game on NBCSN would interfere with replays of Monster Truck Jam.
Can't have that.
 
2020-10-26 1:28:10 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: I assume this will be all peacock today

NBCSN for the first game.
Peacock for the Spurs game.

Should probably mention that having the Spurs - Burnley game on NBCSN would interfere with replays of Monster Truck Jam.
Can't have that.


Absolutely not!
 
2020-10-26 1:38:31 PM  
Found while looking for jokes about Wet Brooms uniforms.
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2020-10-26 1:39:03 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: I assume this will be all peacock today

NBCSN for the first game.
Peacock for the Spurs game.

Should probably mention that having the Spurs - Burnley game on NBCSN would interfere with replays of Monster Truck Jam.
Can't have that.


Actually, I might interfere with a live sporting event. NASCAR is still waiting out a rain delay.
 
2020-10-26 1:56:21 PM  
Nice trailing leg save by Mat Ryan.
 
2020-10-26 2:03:00 PM  
The Baggies are aware they are allowed to play offense, right?
 
2020-10-26 2:11:36 PM  
the wrong albion diedscored
 
2020-10-26 2:11:56 PM  
Own goal give the Gulls a 1-0 lead
 
2020-10-26 2:11:57 PM  

dietbubba: The Baggies are aware they are allowed to play offense, right?


they just played offensive defense
 
2020-10-26 2:12:34 PM  
South Coast Scum take the lead.
In the most Wet Broom fashion possible.
Own goal.
1-0
 
2020-10-26 2:13:39 PM  
he had more time than he thought and just rushed the clearance 180 degrees the wrong direction

like a total panic move, man
 
2020-10-26 2:21:52 PM  

medius: he had more time than he thought and just rushed the clearance 180 degrees the wrong direction

like a total panic move, man


How I'd have played it
 
2020-10-26 2:48:17 PM  
How about no more goals? It would give me a perfect
 
2020-10-26 2:50:18 PM  

dietbubba: How about no more goals? It would give me a perfect


You haven't learned.
That just guaranteed a goal.
 
2020-10-26 2:53:43 PM  
I think I picked one of these teams to win. 

There's an equally good chance, however, that I picked neither team to win.

The chances of me checking my picks before I make my next set of preds, however, is slim to less than slim.
 
2020-10-26 3:09:42 PM  
CRAP
 
2020-10-26 3:10:30 PM  
Wet Broom actually get a shot on target and score.
1-1
 
2020-10-26 3:12:09 PM  
That goalies can charge in and wipe someone out like that is BS.
 
2020-10-26 3:20:47 PM  
woohoo! if i picked 1-1

boohoo if I did not.
 
2020-10-26 3:22:15 PM  
I'm going to pretend that that was my first perfect.
 
2020-10-26 4:04:00 PM  
First yellow of the game two minutes in.
 
2020-10-26 4:04:49 PM  
Ugh, Martin Tyler again
 
2020-10-26 4:05:13 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: First yellow of the game two minutes in.


Who got it? I was out getting the mail
 
2020-10-26 4:05:50 PM  

dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: First yellow of the game two minutes in.

Who got it? I was out getting the mail


Josh Brownhill
 
2020-10-26 4:07:51 PM  
And is it just me, or shouldn't Nick Pope be the England keeper over T-Rex Arms?
 
2020-10-26 4:08:38 PM  
Martin Tyler stealing my material
 
2020-10-26 4:11:15 PM  

dietbubba: And is it just me, or shouldn't Nick Pope be the England keeper over T-Rex Arms?


He would be my choice.
 
2020-10-26 4:13:11 PM  

dietbubba: And is it just me, or shouldn't Nick Pope be the England keeper over T-Rex Arms?


Either him or Dean Henderson. One of the many Pickford-isms that straddles the line between "funny" and "pathetic" is watching him take goal kicks. He winds up so hard that he almost always falls over after launching one.
 
2020-10-26 4:46:03 PM  
dyche doesn't ask anything his players cannot do

my modest proposal:

kepa and pogba should transfer to burnley
 
2020-10-26 4:50:41 PM  
"Jose taking some notes"

Probably something along the lines of "how the f*ck are the only 2 shots on goal that entire half from Burnley and not my team?"
 
2020-10-26 4:51:26 PM  
well, shots on target* technically, but, you get my point.
 
2020-10-26 5:28:15 PM  
good thing I'm too busy trying to get work done to watch this match
 
2020-10-26 5:32:13 PM  
Kane keeps Burnley from taking the lead. Should be 1-0
 
2020-10-26 5:35:54 PM  
Damn Son!

0-1
 
2020-10-26 5:37:15 PM  
Spurs may have just out-Burnley'd Burnley tonight....if they can hold on
 
2020-10-26 5:40:56 PM  

desertgeek: Damn Son!

0-1


nice. I'll have to try to rewind.

watch me walk into the living room in time to see burnme score.
 
2020-10-26 5:42:39 PM  
forgot cockpea won't let you rewind 

that feature must be in the double plus secret platinum plan
 
2020-10-26 5:45:51 PM  

medius: forgot cockpea won't let you rewind 

that feature must be in the double plus secret platinum plan


NBC still puts highlights up on YouTube.

And honestly, it wasn't the most spectacular goal: corner kick leads to header to Son's foot to get the ball past the keeper and 2 Burnley defenders on the goal line
 
2020-10-26 6:12:09 PM  
I loved seeing all the Spurs supporters online saying this "could be a 1-4 win!"

I knew then that I should have changed my prediction. Stupid Spurs fans made me say "yeah, no." Too bad I don't change preds as a rule. Gut instinct ftl.
 
2020-10-26 6:15:22 PM  
dammit, i picked brighton to win 2-1

how many points do you get for a perfect?  i got 3 points just for nailing the GD in the arsenfox game? i thought you only got 3 for a perfect

I got a perfect in week 4! Southampton 2 0 West Brom  --- no wonder I had shot up to 2nd place.
 
2020-10-26 6:16:45 PM  
oh, I got a correct results bonus because fewer than 20% predicted a leicester win?  damn, arsenal fans. thank you.
 
2020-10-26 6:23:12 PM  
I've almost joined the negative century club in GD.  I'm second-worst in GD and a whopping 10 behind.

My 1 - 25 - 30 record is also speck-tackular.
 
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