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(Yahoo)   If you were on a defense that let Baker Mayfield drive the length of the field in 30 seconds to score the game winner, you'd want to move away as fast as you could too   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 2:56:38 PM  
I really don't know what the hell the Bengals are thinking keeping their best pass rusher on the bench.  No one else on that D-line can get anywhere near the QB
 
2020-10-26 3:37:45 PM  
I'm hoping my Packers trade a 7th round pick 2 years from now for Hyde since he has basically said he won't play for them anymore. Bengals are going to have to take something for him. They are too cheap to keep paying him to sit the bench
 
2020-10-26 3:55:54 PM  

dietbubba: I really don't know what the hell the Bengals are thinking keeping their best pass rusher on the bench.  No one else on that D-line can get anywhere near the QB


Neither can Carlos. He's not very good any more.

eagles95: I'm hoping my Packers trade a 7th round pick 2 years from now for Hyde since he has basically said he won't play for them anymore. Bengals are going to have to take something for him. They are too cheap to keep paying him to sit the bench


Wrong Carlos? But if you think Mike Brown won't keep Carlos Dunlap on the roster just to prove a point you are mistaken. I think the current front office probably dumps him but that's now how they've done things historically.
 
2020-10-26 4:29:06 PM  
If he isnt good enough to play on the Bengals then where would he be good enough?
 
2020-10-26 4:29:27 PM  
you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?
 
2020-10-26 4:51:51 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?


Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

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2020-10-26 4:56:05 PM  
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2020-10-26 5:30:05 PM  
In that case, there should be plenty of places soon on the market in Seattle.
 
2020-10-26 5:49:30 PM  

WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

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It's also the quickest way to explosively expel everything in your body and leave you wishing you were dead. Especially when you look down and realize it looks the same going in as it did going out.
 
2020-10-26 6:45:10 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

[Fark user image image 850x636]

It's also the quickest way to explosively expel everything in your body and leave you wishing you were dead. Especially when you look down and realize it looks the same going in as it did going out.


If your poop comes out looking like spaghetti noodles I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
 
2020-10-26 6:53:18 PM  

NKURyan: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

[Fark user image image 850x636]

It's also the quickest way to explosively expel everything in your body and leave you wishing you were dead. Especially when you look down and realize it looks the same going in as it did going out.

If your poop comes out looking like spaghetti noodles I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.


It could also mean intestinal blockage or cancer.
 
2020-10-26 6:53:36 PM  
Or dead tapeworms.
 
2020-10-26 7:25:58 PM  
I kinda feel bad for Joe Burrow.  He seems like a bright shining star amongst a total crapfast of a team.

Someday he'll hopefully leverage his talents and go somewhere that isn't abysmally awful.
 
2020-10-26 7:27:15 PM  

WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

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is it true they put cinnamon in it?
 
2020-10-26 7:45:46 PM  

jake3988: I kinda feel bad for Joe Burrow.  He seems like a bright shining star amongst a total crapfast of a team.

Someday he'll hopefully leverage his talents and go somewhere that isn't abysmally awful.


Yes, clearly he is the only QB picked first overall to go to a bad team attempting a rebuild. Woe is him, for his career is clearly already over. Not like the Bengals ever surrounded the last QB they took #1 overall with a bunch of talent or sent him to multiple playoff appearances or anything.
 
2020-10-26 9:23:32 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

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is it true they put cinnamon in it?


That's Gold Star, not as good. Skyline has chocolate in it.
 
2020-10-26 9:32:11 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

[Fark user image image 850x636]

It's also the quickest way to explosively expel everything in your body and leave you wishing you were dead. Especially when you look down and realize it looks the same going in as it did going out.


Um...

Knocked off a White Castle crave case over the weekend as I figure I can eat like shiat once or so a month. I don't think they were any smellier than a standard fart but I had gas all this morning. A colleague even said it was like joke fart sound effects, my entire body turned into a gloriously efficient conveyer belt of farts.

whyRpeoplesostupid: WoodyHayes: whyRpeoplesostupid: you're gonna move away from that great chili on spaghetti?

Do not speak ill of Skyline Chili in SW Ohio, year after year the Uniform Crime Report shows that is the quickest way to receive an unwanted switchblade between your ribs.

[Fark user image 850x636]

is it true they put cinnamon in it?


Yes but really, it isn't overpowering or anything and it isn't as bad as it sounds. I will grant you that it sounds awful though.

Ken Jenning's Omnibus Project podcast had an episode on it.

Cincinnati Chili (Entry 223.2K0440)
 
2020-10-26 9:33:38 PM  

Crewmannumber6: That's Gold Star, not as good. Skyline has chocolate in it.


Really? I'm sure you're right as I can never keep the two straight despite being around the stuff for most of my life.
 
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