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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Thieves steal trailer full of drums from World Percussion Society. Police hope to catch them by laying out a snare   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 11:59:32 AM  
The missing hi-hats were an open and close case.
 
2020-10-26 12:06:30 PM  
Thieves steal trailer full of drums from World Percussion Society. Police hope to catch them by laying out a snare

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2020-10-26 12:13:07 PM  
I hope they crash their ride during the getaway.
 
2020-10-26 12:20:08 PM  
Good to know they have a trap set.
 
2020-10-26 12:36:34 PM  
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2020-10-26 12:37:05 PM  
Did they flim-flam someone as part of the heist?
 
2020-10-26 12:37:08 PM  
Did the crooks use a TomTom to find the trailer?
 
2020-10-26 12:37:53 PM  
The meth heads in the northwest are the worst.
 
2020-10-26 12:38:01 PM  
They didn't find any fingerprints and the police have no leads.  THey say it is a very difficult case, it will not be cymbal.
 
2020-10-26 12:41:16 PM  

rickythepenguin: They didn't find any fingerprints and the police have no leads.  THey say it is a very difficult case, it will not be cymbal.


Amen, brother. Hopefully they will get a break in the case.
 
2020-10-26 12:41:37 PM  
They crashed in, then beat it.
 
2020-10-26 12:42:46 PM  
Insert drum pun here.
/rim shot
 
2020-10-26 12:43:10 PM  
In case anyone stands trial, I hope they have enough to bass their case on so it sticks, instead of being brushed off.
 
2020-10-26 12:44:06 PM  

rickythepenguin: They didn't find any fingerprints and the police have no leads.  THey say it is a very difficult case, it will not be cymbal.


If they do crack it, though, it'll be a cymbalic victory for justice.
 
2020-10-26 12:44:11 PM  
4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.
 
2020-10-26 12:44:47 PM  
Article author is Xylophoning it in.
 
2020-10-26 12:45:38 PM  
They're on a roll
 
2020-10-26 12:45:43 PM  
The thieves headed out to the sticks but had a "wipeout."
 
2020-10-26 12:46:06 PM  

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Drums for pun about drums? Yo dawg, I heard you like drums....
 
2020-10-26 12:48:35 PM  
The thieves are a pair a diddlers.
 
2020-10-26 12:50:21 PM  
Would replacement instrument be repercussions?
 
2020-10-26 12:52:41 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: 4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.


This thread is heading for the rare, but beautiful, 5/4.
 
2020-10-26 12:55:37 PM  

moos: NikolaiFarkoff: 4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.

This thread is heading for the rare, but beautiful, 5/4.


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2020-10-26 12:56:56 PM  
Police racked their brains but were floored. This theft is sure to make a splash in the papers, which are otherwise dominated by a China-type virus.
 
2020-10-26 12:57:23 PM  
If the police find it was a quartet of robbers adn catch them and arrest them on the ground, thats gonna be four on the floor.
 
2020-10-26 12:59:23 PM  
I can think probably....a Zildjian reasons why this crime happened.
 
2020-10-26 1:00:14 PM  
Legal analysts say their not sure if the charges will stick.
 
2020-10-26 1:00:30 PM  
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No Drums
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2020-10-26 1:00:47 PM  
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Repeat as often as necessary.
 
2020-10-26 1:03:41 PM  
Meh. I have no skin in this game.
 
2020-10-26 1:03:57 PM  

moos: NikolaiFarkoff: 4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.

This thread is heading for the rare, but beautiful, 5/4.


It's not easy coming up with all these drum jokes; we need some time out. Back in a bit - I'm gonna take five.
 
2020-10-26 1:05:27 PM  

Pert: moos: NikolaiFarkoff: 4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.

This thread is heading for the rare, but beautiful, 5/4.

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2020-10-26 1:06:40 PM  
Turns out the thieves were all named Tom.
 
2020-10-26 1:07:08 PM  
Did they steal box with Viola too?
 
2020-10-26 1:07:16 PM  

cyberspacedout: moos: NikolaiFarkoff: 4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.

This thread is heading for the rare, but beautiful, 5/4.

It's not easy coming up with all these drum jokes; we need some time out. Back in a bit - I'm gonna take five.


Perhaps take in an unsquare dance while you're out.
 
2020-10-26 1:07:30 PM  

Pert: moos: NikolaiFarkoff: 4/4 on the headline! Glad to know the cops are on the beat.

This thread is heading for the rare, but beautiful, 5/4.

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Pat Metheny-like time signatures detected.
 
2020-10-26 1:07:58 PM  
Anyone checked with the Tom Tom Club?
 
2020-10-26 1:08:03 PM  
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2020-10-26 1:46:12 PM  
I was gonna make a joke but someone beat me to it...
 
2020-10-26 1:51:11 PM  
They're going to have to reap the percussions for what they did


/ once said by a CO in the air force
 
2020-10-26 1:51:17 PM  
I vote that this tread will resonate with The In Crowd.......vote sustained!
 
2020-10-26 1:54:42 PM  
We joke, but in the end, there are going to be a whole lot of depressed pizza delivery guys.
 
2020-10-26 2:08:03 PM  

Pert: Police racked their brains but were floored. This theft is sure to make a splash in the papers, which are otherwise dominated by a China-type virus.


Morris, is that you?
 
2020-10-26 2:10:57 PM  

LewDux: Did they steal box with Viola too?


it's funny because viola is musical instrument and also name of pioneering swing and big band drummer that died just recently
 
2020-10-26 2:11:57 PM  
Was it a group, or was this a solo?
Have they drummed up any leads yet?
Why weren't there any cops walking the beat?
Hope they snare him soon.
The arrest will make a big splash
I'm on a roll
 
2020-10-26 2:17:46 PM  
Those percussionists have my utmost tympani.
 
2020-10-26 2:18:51 PM  

Porous Horace: Anyone checked with the Tom Tom Club?


HAHA. I beat you to the Tomtom gag. Put on your high hat and get outta here!
 
2020-10-26 2:19:22 PM  

cyberspacedout: We joke, but in the end, there are going to be a whole lot of depressed pizza delivery guys.


What's the difference between a (drummer/bass player) and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4.
 
2020-10-26 2:39:20 PM  
bravo subby
 
2020-10-26 2:47:17 PM  

rickythepenguin: They didn't find any fingerprints and the police have no leads.  THey say it is a very difficult case, it will not be cymbal.


Dammit dude, this shiat pisses me off. You *DON'T* steal from the drum people! I love those guys! 😢

Thanks Subster - I posted it on my Twitters.
 
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