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(Nola.com)   I saw Goody Higgins consort with the devil   (nola.com) divider line
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2245 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Oct 2020 at 7:56 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-26 8:00:51 PM  
15 votes:
How awful.

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2020-10-26 12:56:53 PM  
12 votes:
Did Rep. Clay Higgins just accuse his wife of practicing witchcraft?

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2020-10-26 8:16:05 PM  
11 votes:

To Wish Impossible Things: What the hell is wrong with Louisiana?


The place is up to its eyeballs in Americans.
 
2020-10-26 8:34:42 PM  
5 votes:
She weighs the same as a cuck
 
2020-10-26 9:05:11 PM  
4 votes:
"My wife has the gift of premonition," Higgins wrote. "Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, 'unauthorized foods' and stored water. They said we had been 'reported.' Becca awoke crying. What happened to our freedom? She asked. What indeed."

Nobody here could make that funnier.
 
2020-10-26 8:18:07 PM  
3 votes:

Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?


Easy
throw them in a pond. If they sink and drown they're not a witch
If they float they're a witch and you burn them at the stake
 
2020-10-26 8:09:32 PM  
3 votes:
But how do we know she's a witch?
 
2020-10-26 11:22:35 PM  
2 votes:

Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?


She turned me into a newt!
 
2020-10-26 8:27:26 PM  
2 votes:
A prophetic dream is not the same as entrail reading.
 
2020-10-26 8:09:41 PM  
2 votes:
What the hell is wrong with Louisiana?
 
2020-10-26 8:01:35 PM  
2 votes:
I hope he's elected. Running things based on some dude's wife's dream seem like a solid plan.
 
2020-10-26 8:01:42 PM  
1 vote:
In the name of Jeebus, I rebuke thee!
 
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