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2194 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Oct 2020 at 7:56 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-26 12:56:53 PM  
Did Rep. Clay Higgins just accuse his wife of practicing witchcraft?

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2020-10-26 1:43:19 PM  
Maybe stop electing crazy people, see how that goes.
 
2020-10-26 7:57:44 PM  
I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on let's go downtown"
She said, "I gotta go, but my friend can stick around"
 
2020-10-26 7:58:14 PM  
Outstanding headline, subs.
 
2020-10-26 7:58:58 PM  

namegoeshere: Maybe stop electing crazy religious people, see how that goes.


FTFY
 
2020-10-26 8:00:51 PM  
How awful.

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2020-10-26 8:01:35 PM  
I hope he's elected. Running things based on some dude's wife's dream seem like a solid plan.
 
2020-10-26 8:01:42 PM  
In the name of Jeebus, I rebuke thee!
 
2020-10-26 8:02:56 PM  
so the only way to fix things is for him to kill his wife?

what indeed, indeed.
 
2020-10-26 8:03:32 PM  
You heard ithere first, folks.Big Brotheris coming to take your ...*checks notes* ... water.

They are, but they're on the other side of the aisle.
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2020-10-26 8:09:32 PM  
But how do we know she's a witch?
 
2020-10-26 8:09:41 PM  
What the hell is wrong with Louisiana?
 
2020-10-26 8:11:53 PM  

Walker: Did Rep. Clay Higgins just accuse his wife of practicing witchcraft?

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I get that we are a country of 300+ million people, but farking hell, why do we elect these wingnuts to anything more responsible than assistant to the assistant manager of the local Gas n Go?
 
2020-10-26 8:16:05 PM  

To Wish Impossible Things: What the hell is wrong with Louisiana?


The place is up to its eyeballs in Americans.
 
2020-10-26 8:18:07 PM  

Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?


Easy
throw them in a pond. If they sink and drown they're not a witch
If they float they're a witch and you burn them at the stake
 
2020-10-26 8:27:26 PM  
A prophetic dream is not the same as entrail reading.
 
2020-10-26 8:31:56 PM  

To Wish Impossible Things: What the hell is wrong with Louisiana?


As someone who made it out of the Swamp Curtain, I can tell you: so many, many things.
 
2020-10-26 8:32:43 PM  

Jacobin: Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?

Easy
throw them in a pond. If they sink and drown they're not a witch
If they float they're a witch and you burn them at the stake


Does she weigh the same as a duck?
 
2020-10-26 8:34:42 PM  
She weighs the same as a cuck
 
2020-10-26 8:58:19 PM  

Jacobin: Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?

Easy
throw them in a pond. If they sink and drown they're not a witch
If they float they're a witch and you burn them at the stake


Isn't that how we got a water soaked tart dictating how the government should run?
 
2020-10-26 9:05:11 PM  
"My wife has the gift of premonition," Higgins wrote. "Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, 'unauthorized foods' and stored water. They said we had been 'reported.' Becca awoke crying. What happened to our freedom? She asked. What indeed."

Nobody here could make that funnier.
 
2020-10-26 9:38:19 PM  
Campaigning while holding your holy book should be an immediate disqualification of office.

Your modern take on bronze age, oppressive beliefs belong in the dustbin of history
 
2020-10-26 9:48:53 PM  

UltimaCS: You heard ithere first, folks.Big Brotheris coming to take your ...*checks notes* ... water.

They are, but they're on the other side of the aisle.
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Jokes on them: they'll never get my water through my tiny windows.
 
2020-10-26 10:00:12 PM  

Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?


We're going to need a duck, a large beam balance scale and a starter for the fire.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:10 PM  
Maybe she's casting a spell that Louisiana NOT get hit with another Hurricane. It's worth a shot at this point.
 
2020-10-26 11:22:35 PM  

Doctor Doodle: But how do we know she's a witch?


She turned me into a newt!
 
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