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(The Scottish Sun)   NASA to announce huge "exciting new discovery" about the moon, will be revealed during a press conference at 12pm ET   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-26 10:32:50 AM  
Is it this?

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2020-10-26 10:54:11 AM  
NASA Confirms Existence of Whalers on the Moon.
 
2020-10-26 11:01:17 AM  
"There is no dark side of the moon.  Matter of fact, it's all dark!"

*light up*
 
2020-10-26 11:14:15 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:19:30 AM  
They discovered the GOPs secret headquarters:
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2020-10-26 11:21:54 AM  
The Sun is there?
 
2020-10-26 11:22:48 AM  
Trump, the stable GENIUS, got his moonbase built already and Mexico paid for it?
 
2020-10-26 11:23:16 AM  
Lemme guess...It really did tell Manson all that crap about Helter Skelter.
 
2020-10-26 11:23:31 AM  
Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon
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2020-10-26 11:23:49 AM  
I assume it's the monolith.
 
2020-10-26 11:24:06 AM  
We are smelting tungsten on the moon for moon based Rods of God?
 
2020-10-26 11:25:08 AM  
It's a bluish area in the Luther Crater of Mare Serenitatis.
 
2020-10-26 11:25:19 AM  
Water?
 
2020-10-26 11:25:20 AM  
Ah, they've finally proven that it's made of green cheese!
 
2020-10-26 11:25:41 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:25:51 AM  

Fireproof: Ah, they've finally proven that it's made of green cheese!


that's Minmus
 
2020-10-26 11:25:59 AM  
Honest answer: ice at the poles

Funny answer: alien "failed delivery" message
 
2020-10-26 11:26:07 AM  

LongBent1: Trump, the stable GENIUS, got his moonbase built already and Mexico paid for it?


I mean, it is a second term promise, and Trump is sending members of his cabinet to Wisconsin to host events telling the public how good the economy has been under Trump (NOT campaign events because the US government is paying for it, just your usual rallies in swing states to remind people the president is doing good and you should vote for his reelection).
 
2020-10-26 11:27:12 AM  
It's for sale?
 
2020-10-26 11:27:13 AM  
Inside sources say: "That's right...
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2020-10-26 11:27:35 AM  
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Wensleydale?
 
2020-10-26 11:27:38 AM  

Axeofjudgement: We are smelting tungsten on the moon for moon based Rods of God?


Rodding the America's literally might be humanity's only hope.
 
nce
2020-10-26 11:27:41 AM  
Whenever NASA makes these pre-announcements we get excited for Monoliths, and it always ends up being "We have a statistical model which predicts that there may be evidence for a 20% chance that there possibly was at least a gram of water, sometime in the past"
 
2020-10-26 11:27:54 AM  
It's an egg?
 
2020-10-26 11:27:56 AM  
It's lizard people isn't it?
 
2020-10-26 11:27:57 AM  
It's no Moon?

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2020-10-26 11:28:02 AM  

Fireproof: Ah, they've finally proven that it's made of green cheese!


It's actually camembert.
 
2020-10-26 11:28:50 AM  
It's going to crash into the Earth in eight days.
 
2020-10-26 11:29:12 AM  
Oh great, now they're going to tell us it's not made of cheese.
 
2020-10-26 11:29:12 AM  
It's cheese. Called it!
 
2020-10-26 11:29:25 AM  

Subtonic: Fireproof: Ah, they've finally proven that it's made of green cheese!

It's actually camembert.


Pule cheese actually.

Someone is going to make a killing on the mining rights!
 
2020-10-26 11:29:28 AM  
It's an egg
 
2020-10-26 11:29:34 AM  
They found Andy Kaufman
 
2020-10-26 11:29:40 AM  
It better be a farkin' Monolith.
 
2020-10-26 11:29:42 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:30:33 AM  
It's 2020, going have to go with it's a death star.
 
2020-10-26 11:30:45 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:31:05 AM  
The announcement is that the jig is up.  NASA is ready to confess to the 1000 year fraud that is space and the moon.  IT'S JUST A SPOTLIGHT!!!!!
 
2020-10-26 11:31:09 AM  
They probably found some mineral that suggests that the moon once had a atmosphere denser than 10-6 Pa or something like that. I.e., exciting stuff for astrophysicists but "huh what" material for all the rest of us.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:32 AM  
That the Moon isn't as high as dirigibles or zeppelins?

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2020-10-26 11:31:40 AM  
Since it's 2020, they most likely have created xenomorph / predator hybrids and plan on marketing them as the must-have gift pet for Christmas.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:50 AM  
Boots on the moon!
 
2020-10-26 11:32:29 AM  

nce: Whenever NASA makes these pre-announcements we get excited for Monoliths, and it always ends up being "We have a statistical model which predicts that there may be evidence for a 20% chance that there possibly was at least a gram of water, sometime in the past"


Yeah, so what? Does that mean that we get to go to war over it?
I suppose the concept of just exploring things for the sake of finding out never occurs to anyone who has a large budget.
 
2020-10-26 11:32:47 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:32:59 AM  
They found a crater that looks like Bob Ross.
 
2020-10-26 11:33:39 AM  
Maybe a color photo of the moon, finally?
 
2020-10-26 11:33:58 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:34:08 AM  
OK, who cut the cheese?
 
2020-10-26 11:34:16 AM  

Close2TheEdge: The announcement is that the jig is up.  NASA is ready to confess to the 1000 year fraud that is space and the moon.  IT'S JUST A SPOTLIGHT!!!!!


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2020-10-26 11:34:27 AM  
The Ninth Configuration
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