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(Boing Boing)   3D walkthrough of house for sale is a labyrinth of stuff and dueling toilets. Go in the basement at your own risk. Bonus points for locating the cat   (boingboing.net) divider line
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2020-10-26 11:07:38 AM  
Best link in weeks. Each of these rooms could be a full scene from a movie.

Big screen TV and a ton of games and media players.
A huge jug of Wesson oil.
Several cases of Monster in the kitchen
Kitchen converted to a poker table.
Inversion table in the "bedroom"
Wow, an Original Xbox on the floor!
Basement suite full of old CDs and pizza boxes

it goes on and on...
 
2020-10-26 11:20:38 AM  
I'm worried that it's cursed... Not by a ghost or anything, just that anyone who buys it is then saddled with selling all that unsellable shiat, thus repeating the process.
 
2020-10-26 11:36:53 AM  
Where they found the body..
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2020-10-26 11:54:49 AM  
I like the chair to watch the washing machine.
 
2020-10-26 11:55:21 AM  
Ok, the Bathtub looks awesome.
 
2020-10-26 11:55:42 AM  
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The champion pooper gets to be master of the TP rack.
The loser is put on plunge and brush duty.
 
2020-10-26 11:57:05 AM  

SumoJeb: [Fark user image 850x371]
The champion pooper gets to be master of the TP rack.
The loser is put on plunge and brush duty.


The grunt and grip bar is totally an unfair advantage.
 
2020-10-26 11:57:06 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:57:08 AM  

RolandTGunner: Where they found the body..
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The lotion and the paper towel on the nightstand...
 
2020-10-26 11:58:49 AM  
Anyone need a couple hundred copies of Scott Weiland's 2nd solo album?
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2020-10-26 11:59:01 AM  
That's a remarkably organized hoard but I would be terrified of what might be found when the back boxes are moved.

There's a mummified corpse somewhere in that house. Not necessarily human, mind you, but there is something dead waiting to scar someone's psyche for life.
 
2020-10-26 12:01:07 PM  

koder: I'm worried that it's cursed... Not by a ghost or anything, just that anyone who buys it is then saddled with selling all that unsellable shiat, thus repeating the process.


It's not cursed.  I think it was just turned into a home business, with rooms rented out to college students (hence the two kitchens and four fridges).  Half the stuff looks it was stolen from dorms or local businesses anyway.  The commercial fire alarm pull was a nice touch.  I wonder if it was properly zoned for business.
 
2020-10-26 12:01:14 PM  
Nice floorplan. I'd buy that place if it wasn't in Kentucky. I wouldn't be too worried about getting rid of junk. Dumpsters aren't that expensive.
 
2020-10-26 12:02:42 PM  
I found the kitty!
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2020-10-26 12:06:12 PM  

SumoJeb: [Fark user image 850x371]
The champion pooper gets to be master of the TP rack.
The loser is put on plunge and brush duty.


It's obviously a "hot spare" situation.
 
2020-10-26 12:09:32 PM  

Solty Dog: Nice floorplan. I'd buy that place if it wasn't in Kentucky. I wouldn't be too worried about getting rid of junk. Dumpsters aren't that expensive.


If the rooms full of junk came with the house, I would invite every single non-profit in the county to walk through and take whatever they want.  Goodwill, Salvation Army, women's shelters and homeless shelters, Kiwanis, even the churches (but they would be last).  Whatever is left over would go in the dumpsters.
 
2020-10-26 12:10:15 PM  
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2020-10-26 12:10:22 PM  
Wow! It's hard for me to even do the 3D walk though. I couldn't handle this in real life.
 
2020-10-26 12:10:47 PM  
One hell of a well organized hoard here.
 
2020-10-26 12:12:26 PM  
Don't Go In the Basement
Youtube N0Z6SOlWbds
 
2020-10-26 12:12:48 PM  

RolandTGunner: Where they found the body..
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4 stuffed in the mattress and 1 in each of the bed bases underneath...
 
2020-10-26 12:14:51 PM  
That house is farked beyond hope.  Plus it's in Bumfarkistan
 
2020-10-26 12:15:39 PM  
100's of Girls gone Wild DVDs near the mult-person shower
 
2020-10-26 12:15:56 PM  
A) This is a nightmare
B) Who the frak LIVES LIKE THIS?
C) I actually got lost wandering around in the "warehouse"
 
2020-10-26 12:16:17 PM  
SNL already did it...

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2020-10-26 12:17:46 PM  

Adamata: A) This is a nightmare
B) Who the frak LIVES LIKE THIS?
C) I actually got lost wandering around in the "warehouse"


In answer to B), my parents and people like them.  But replace stacks of shipping boxes with stacks of rubbermaids and moving boxes.
 
2020-10-26 12:18:45 PM  

LongBent1: 100's of Girls gone Wild DVDs near the mult-person shower


Found em!
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2020-10-26 12:19:32 PM  
From the comments:
"From the Redfin listing: "The pictures do not tell the whole story."
We'd need an 8 part mini series to tell the whole story."

Also from the comments:
"It's like a TARDIS of late-stage capitalist sadness"

/I'm guessing the latter was one of you guys
 
2020-10-26 12:20:06 PM  

SumoJeb: [Fark user image 850x371]
The champion pooper gets to be master of the TP rack.
The loser is put on plunge and brush duty.


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2020-10-26 12:20:19 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: LongBent1: 100's of Girls gone Wild DVDs near the mult-person shower

Found em!
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that's worth the price of the house right there.
 
2020-10-26 12:20:26 PM  

NM Volunteer: Solty Dog: Nice floorplan. I'd buy that place if it wasn't in Kentucky. I wouldn't be too worried about getting rid of junk. Dumpsters aren't that expensive.

If the rooms full of junk came with the house, I would invite every single non-profit in the county to walk through and take whatever they want.  Goodwill, Salvation Army, women's shelters and homeless shelters, Kiwanis, even the churches (but they would be last).  Whatever is left over would go in the dumpsters.


Salvation Army is a church
 
2020-10-26 12:24:05 PM  

Talamon Vantika: I found the kitty!
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Are those boxes steps for the kitty to get to the window?

/ thanks for locating the purr
// only spent 5 minutes doing the 3D tour and noped out.
/// seeing places like that give me the reinforcement to not hoard stuff
 
2020-10-26 12:24:14 PM  

AVDev: NM Volunteer: Solty Dog: Nice floorplan. I'd buy that place if it wasn't in Kentucky. I wouldn't be too worried about getting rid of junk. Dumpsters aren't that expensive.

If the rooms full of junk came with the house, I would invite every single non-profit in the county to walk through and take whatever they want.  Goodwill, Salvation Army, women's shelters and homeless shelters, Kiwanis, even the churches (but they would be last).  Whatever is left over would go in the dumpsters.

Salvation Army is a church


I know, but like other local church-based homeless shelters, I'll hold my nose and give them stuff anyway because they do at least help a bit.  But only after I give the best to secular groups.  Just like Catholic soup kitchens, I'll give them food on occasion even though they are religious, because at least the Catholics don't do religious tests at the soup kitchen doors.
 
2020-10-26 12:25:05 PM  
That place reminds me of a house my realtor added to The List one day.  As we pulled up, she said, "Yeah, maybe we should skip this one."  "You picked it."  "<sigh>"

As we walked up, she said, "Oh, asbestos siding.  Yikes."  We went in and it looked like someone got tired of clearing out a hoarder's nest and just left a bunch of crap everywhere.  We poked around the main floor and found a hallway to nowhere but no kitchen.  "How can a house not have a kitchen?"  Then we found the stairs to the basement.  A couple rails in the corner of a room guarding a plywood trap door.  Classy.  Went downstairs and found the kitchen because of course the kitchen belongs in the basement.  Of course there was a creepy door in the corner.  I stood on the stairs ready to run while she opened it.  Just a utility room.
 
2020-10-26 12:25:56 PM  
ti looks like a business converted from a house, there are 'ebay' and 'amazon' marked boxes.

Saw the DVD burner room, several machines, the communal shower is ....unusual. With the CD/DVD burners I wonder if they were filming amateur stuff there. Would explain the room setup, not so much of a residence but a cam house?

Ha, found it:

Amazon storefront
 
2020-10-26 12:26:01 PM  

physt: Wow! It's hard for me to even do the 3D walk though. I couldn't handle this in real life.


Same for me.  I could smell dirty feet, sadness and cat pee through the photos. I didn't make it off the first floor.
 
2020-10-26 12:26:05 PM  
I'd totally read (or watch) "Get a new Husband by Friday!"  It's only Monday now.
 
2020-10-26 12:27:36 PM  

RolandTGunner: Where they found the body..
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That pillowcase... my god.

Did you see what looks to be a high school graduation photo of the twins? I'd wager that both of them were living there.
 
2020-10-26 12:28:16 PM  
Bonus points if you can piece together enough of the odd items to identify the eBay account.
 
2020-10-26 12:29:04 PM  
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2020-10-26 12:31:53 PM  
 
2020-10-26 12:32:05 PM  

With Six You Get Spittle: RolandTGunner: Where they found the body..
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That pillowcase... my god.

Did you see what looks to be a high school graduation photo of the twins? I'd wager that both of them were living there.


the twins shared that pillow.
 
2020-10-26 12:34:14 PM  
If this story isn't a Netflix drama series by the end of 2021 I will be disappoint
 
2020-10-26 12:38:55 PM  
If you order stuff from an ebay "business" this is what the typical "ware house" location looks like.

Truly crazy, there i no way to describe it you just have to take the time to gawk in person.
 
2020-10-26 12:40:10 PM  
What it might be like to be caught in between dueling toilets...

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2020-10-26 12:41:32 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: LongBent1: 100's of Girls gone Wild DVDs near the mult-person shower

Found em!
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I still haven't found that... I found a rather content looking cat, though.
 
2020-10-26 12:44:07 PM  

SumoJeb: LMAO
https://www.wlky.com/article/man-accus​ed-of-selling-stolen-items-talks-to-wl​ky/3752661#


I thought flea markets were all hot shiat.
 
2020-10-26 12:45:24 PM  

Heineken Skywalker: Bonus points if you can piece together enough of the odd items to identify the eBay account.


Buy you do realize they only buy, no selling in that house.
 
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2020-10-26 12:45:44 PM  
I got lost in the basement and had to start over

/worst MYST game ever
 
2020-10-26 12:49:12 PM  
Yes, but if you only ever get EMF LvL 4, about 5 degrees C and the spirit box won't make a peep, what is it?
 
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