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(Yahoo)   Awkward Thanksgiving discussion to ensue about why the party bought ten times more of Lumpy's books than Half Scoop's   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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1658 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Oct 2020 at 6:09 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-26 1:18:36 PM  
8 votes:
They need fuel for a book burning.  They only throw the "liberal" books on top for show.
 
2020-10-26 6:12:05 PM  
6 votes:
Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).
 
2020-10-26 5:59:21 PM  
5 votes:
Because Lumpy uses his tongue prettier than a $10 whore?
 
2020-10-26 9:51:28 AM  
5 votes:
Because Lumpy will be with them post-election.  Half Scoop will likely be kicked to the curb and then start a new party for his 2024 run called "Owning the Libs" or "Snowflake Melters" or  "Cocaine Snorters".
 
2020-10-26 6:54:22 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-26 1:54:38 PM  
2 votes:
Graft is for closers.
 
2020-10-26 7:30:08 PM  
1 vote:

Space Banana Physicist: GrogSmash: fzumrk: Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).

24 years...  ye gods, you are optimistic.

With those cucklefarks in charge, America will be a smoking ruin in half that.  Think of some of the worst post-apocolapse scenarios with roving gangs hunting for supplies and slaves, while the elite are inside walled fortresses, and you might be in the right ballpark.

This is exactly the future scenario the US military is currently preparing for - a broken United States, ravaged by climate change, untouchable corporations and transnational criminal gangs, with protected enclaves for the rich and dire slow apocalypse for everyone else - and they have been for a while. So maybe we don't get to pin that entirely on TwumpyCo.


All I need is a plasma caster and some power armor.  Those rich assholes won't stand chance
 
2020-10-26 6:51:37 PM  
1 vote:

Opacity: Lumpy's is the right thickness to prop up the short leg of the table. Half scoops is only useful for holding a door ajar, and most people have plenty of other things that can do that.


Hey! It worked for me. The book was too thick but by trial and error page 88 fixed me right up!
 
2020-10-26 6:29:56 PM  
1 vote:
Because no one wants to read 300 pages of Uday opining more Daddy issues than a Tampa stripper who just downed a whole bottle of Goldslager.
 
2020-10-26 6:16:28 PM  
1 vote:

The Googles Do Nothing: Because Lumpy will be with them post-election.  Half Scoop will likely be kicked to the curb and then start a new party for his 2024 run called "Owning the Libs" or "Snowflake Melters" or  "Cocaine Snorters".


Maybe Orange Mussolini will go the Nigil Farage route and form the MAGA Party.
 
2020-10-26 6:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
There's a reason they call him Individual-3.  Try harder, Vince Jr.
 
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