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(Yahoo)   Awkward Thanksgiving discussion to ensue about why the party bought ten times more of Lumpy's books than Half Scoop's   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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1658 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Oct 2020 at 6:09 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-26 9:51:28 AM  
17 votes:
Because Lumpy will be with them post-election.  Half Scoop will likely be kicked to the curb and then start a new party for his 2024 run called "Owning the Libs" or "Snowflake Melters" or  "Cocaine Snorters".
 
2020-10-26 6:10:38 PM  
14 votes:
Hannity is actually connected to the money men that run the GOP. Trump was just a useful lunatic.
 
2020-10-26 1:54:38 PM  
6 votes:
Graft is for closers.
 
2020-10-26 6:54:22 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-10-26 6:14:06 PM  
4 votes:
And they were probably both ghost-written by the same mercenary hack too...
 
2020-10-26 9:57:17 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

He doesn't have the chops for it.


Neither did Trump.
You may be right but I think after Trump a GOP candidate taken directly from Fox News seems almost inevitable at this point.
 
2020-10-26 7:15:36 PM  
2 votes:

salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

Not joking.

Kamala will destroy him.


Why are we already starting on 2024?
 
2020-10-26 6:53:14 PM  
2 votes:
Lumpy is more lucrative.  Junior is only as relevant as long as his daddy is.
 
2020-10-26 6:32:51 PM  
2 votes:
I think you're making a lot of assumptions about the Trumps' Thanksgiving plans.

I'd be amazed if they're all in the same room, let alone talking to each other.
 
2020-10-26 6:24:30 PM  
2 votes:
How the fark is bribing a tv presenter legal for a political party?
 
2020-10-26 6:23:05 PM  
2 votes:

fzumrk: Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).


24 years...  ye gods, you are optimistic.

With those cucklefarks in charge, America will be a smoking ruin in half that.  Think of some of the worst post-apocolapse scenarios with roving gangs hunting for supplies and slaves, while the elite are inside walled fortresses, and you might be in the right ballpark.
 
2020-10-26 10:18:57 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

He doesn't have the chops for it.


What does Trump have that he doesn't?

Hannity can work a friendly crowd and rile up cultists much like Trump can. He has a veneer of success for them to latch onto. He has the same "not a politician" persona.

He is the obvious successor to Trump cult, however Trump won't have it. He will expect one of his children to succeed him, assuming they will be his puppet. But none of them have showed any ability to command the cult.
 
2020-10-26 7:52:10 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that's a million bucks the RNC didn't have to spend on, you know, actual GOP election races.

So that's a good thing.
 
2020-10-26 7:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
Me:  You're a real weenie, Lumpy
Lumpy:  Yeah, but a weenie with a million bucks
 
2020-10-26 7:11:52 PM  
1 vote:
Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

Not joking.

Kamala will destroy him.
 
2020-10-26 6:44:49 PM  
1 vote:
That's not a free market, that's a hoax market!

RIGGED!
 
2020-10-26 6:22:06 PM  
1 vote:
Hannity has a way better ghostwriter.
 
2020-10-26 6:12:05 PM  
1 vote:
Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).
 
2020-10-26 1:18:36 PM  
1 vote:
They need fuel for a book burning.  They only throw the "liberal" books on top for show.
 
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