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(Yahoo)   Awkward Thanksgiving discussion to ensue about why the party bought ten times more of Lumpy's books than Half Scoop's   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 9:51:28 AM  
Because Lumpy will be with them post-election.  Half Scoop will likely be kicked to the curb and then start a new party for his 2024 run called "Owning the Libs" or "Snowflake Melters" or  "Cocaine Snorters".
 
2020-10-26 1:18:36 PM  
They need fuel for a book burning.  They only throw the "liberal" books on top for show.
 
2020-10-26 1:54:38 PM  
Graft is for closers.
 
2020-10-26 5:59:21 PM  
Because Lumpy uses his tongue prettier than a $10 whore?
 
2020-10-26 6:10:38 PM  
Hannity is actually connected to the money men that run the GOP. Trump was just a useful lunatic.
 
2020-10-26 6:12:05 PM  
Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).
 
2020-10-26 6:14:06 PM  
And they were probably both ghost-written by the same mercenary hack too...
 
2020-10-26 6:14:09 PM  
There's a reason they call him Individual-3.  Try harder, Vince Jr.
 
2020-10-26 6:16:28 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Because Lumpy will be with them post-election.  Half Scoop will likely be kicked to the curb and then start a new party for his 2024 run called "Owning the Libs" or "Snowflake Melters" or  "Cocaine Snorters".


Maybe Orange Mussolini will go the Nigil Farage route and form the MAGA Party.
 
2020-10-26 6:22:06 PM  
Hannity has a way better ghostwriter.
 
2020-10-26 6:23:05 PM  

fzumrk: Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).


24 years...  ye gods, you are optimistic.

With those cucklefarks in charge, America will be a smoking ruin in half that.  Think of some of the worst post-apocolapse scenarios with roving gangs hunting for supplies and slaves, while the elite are inside walled fortresses, and you might be in the right ballpark.
 
2020-10-26 6:24:30 PM  
How the fark is bribing a tv presenter legal for a political party?
 
2020-10-26 6:29:56 PM  
Because no one wants to read 300 pages of Uday opining more Daddy issues than a Tampa stripper who just downed a whole bottle of Goldslager.
 
2020-10-26 6:32:51 PM  
I think you're making a lot of assumptions about the Trumps' Thanksgiving plans.

I'd be amazed if they're all in the same room, let alone talking to each other.
 
2020-10-26 6:41:18 PM  
We need to figure out some way to make this booksales pipeline illegal.
 
2020-10-26 6:44:49 PM  
That's not a free market, that's a hoax market!

RIGGED!
 
2020-10-26 6:44:53 PM  
Lumpy's is the right thickness to prop up the short leg of the table. Half scoops is only useful for holding a door ajar, and most people have plenty of other things that can do that.
 
2020-10-26 6:48:47 PM  
they're both shiatheads, but lumpy is a shiathead with a TV show...  for now...
 
2020-10-26 6:51:37 PM  

Opacity: Lumpy's is the right thickness to prop up the short leg of the table. Half scoops is only useful for holding a door ajar, and most people have plenty of other things that can do that.


Hey! It worked for me. The book was too thick but by trial and error page 88 fixed me right up!
 
2020-10-26 6:53:14 PM  
Lumpy is more lucrative.  Junior is only as relevant as long as his daddy is.
 
2020-10-26 6:54:22 PM  
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2020-10-26 7:11:31 PM  

GrogSmash: fzumrk: Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).

24 years...  ye gods, you are optimistic.

With those cucklefarks in charge, America will be a smoking ruin in half that.  Think of some of the worst post-apocolapse scenarios with roving gangs hunting for supplies and slaves, while the elite are inside walled fortresses, and you might be in the right ballpark.


This is exactly the future scenario the US military is currently preparing for - a broken United States, ravaged by climate change, untouchable corporations and transnational criminal gangs, with protected enclaves for the rich and dire slow apocalypse for everyone else - and they have been for a while. So maybe we don't get to pin that entirely on TwumpyCo.
 
2020-10-26 7:11:52 PM  
Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

Not joking.

Kamala will destroy him.
 
2020-10-26 7:15:36 PM  

salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

Not joking.

Kamala will destroy him.


Why are we already starting on 2024?
 
2020-10-26 7:22:31 PM  

Gyrfalcon: salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

Not joking.

Kamala will destroy him.

Why are we already starting on 2024?


It's like Christmas Creep. Watch the day you see Santas on shelves each new year and watch them drop back to July 4 in a couple years.
 
2020-10-26 7:23:14 PM  
Me:  You're a real weenie, Lumpy
Lumpy:  Yeah, but a weenie with a million bucks
 
2020-10-26 7:30:08 PM  

Space Banana Physicist: GrogSmash: fzumrk: Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).

24 years...  ye gods, you are optimistic.

With those cucklefarks in charge, America will be a smoking ruin in half that.  Think of some of the worst post-apocolapse scenarios with roving gangs hunting for supplies and slaves, while the elite are inside walled fortresses, and you might be in the right ballpark.

This is exactly the future scenario the US military is currently preparing for - a broken United States, ravaged by climate change, untouchable corporations and transnational criminal gangs, with protected enclaves for the rich and dire slow apocalypse for everyone else - and they have been for a while. So maybe we don't get to pin that entirely on TwumpyCo.


All I need is a plasma caster and some power armor.  Those rich assholes won't stand chance
 
2020-10-26 7:52:10 PM  
Well, that's a million bucks the RNC didn't have to spend on, you know, actual GOP election races.

So that's a good thing.
 
2020-10-26 8:01:19 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Because Lumpy will be with them post-election.  Half Scoop will likely be kicked to the curb and then start a new party for his 2024 run called "Owning the Libs" or "Snowflake Melters" or  "Cocaine Snorters".


This. The Trumps are done after this election, whom or lose.

Donnie is term-limited and none of his kids have shown any ability to work a crowd to keep the cult going.
 
2020-10-26 8:07:31 PM  

Nuc_E: Space Banana Physicist: GrogSmash: fzumrk: Those books will be pretty valuable once Jr becomes 47th President (after #46 Ivanka).

24 years...  ye gods, you are optimistic.

With those cucklefarks in charge, America will be a smoking ruin in half that.  Think of some of the worst post-apocolapse scenarios with roving gangs hunting for supplies and slaves, while the elite are inside walled fortresses, and you might be in the right ballpark.

This is exactly the future scenario the US military is currently preparing for - a broken United States, ravaged by climate change, untouchable corporations and transnational criminal gangs, with protected enclaves for the rich and dire slow apocalypse for everyone else - and they have been for a while. So maybe we don't get to pin that entirely on TwumpyCo.

All I need is a plasma caster and some power armor.  Those rich assholes won't stand chance


One of the reasons I prefer my beer in glass bottles is for the bottle caps. Once we get to Post-Apocalyptica, I'm gonna be rich.
 
2020-10-26 8:24:07 PM  

salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.


He doesn't have the chops for it.
 
2020-10-26 9:54:38 PM  
Oh, that?
Lumpy has seniority.
He's been farking the country over with propaganda forever.
They both inspire radical rw domestic terrorism but Trump is a Johnny-come-lately in the game of turning America into a nation of cultists whose media diet is 50% lies and 50% manufactured outrages.
 
2020-10-26 9:57:17 PM  

Somacandra: salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

He doesn't have the chops for it.


Neither did Trump.
You may be right but I think after Trump a GOP candidate taken directly from Fox News seems almost inevitable at this point.
 
2020-10-26 9:59:52 PM  
Hannity's book is probably less bad than Half-Scoops.
 
2020-10-26 10:18:57 PM  

Somacandra: salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

He doesn't have the chops for it.


What does Trump have that he doesn't?

Hannity can work a friendly crowd and rile up cultists much like Trump can. He has a veneer of success for them to latch onto. He has the same "not a politician" persona.

He is the obvious successor to Trump cult, however Trump won't have it. He will expect one of his children to succeed him, assuming they will be his puppet. But none of them have showed any ability to command the cult.
 
2020-10-27 9:47:05 AM  

Gyrfalcon: salvador.hardin: Hannity is the 2024 front runner.

Not joking.

Kamala will destroy him.

Why are we already starting on 2024?


We aren't. The GOP is.

Their entire political philosophy is built on wishy thinking at this point. They have no ability to process failure anymore, so their minds start moving to the next potential success instead.

It's a game to them. They are trailing by 3 scores deep into the 4th quarter and they would rather start thinking about next week's lineup than finish the game or review the tape.
 
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