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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)   Now watch me whip. Now watch me nae nae. Now watch me drive 143mph through Atlanta   (abc3340.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 10:00:26 AM  
The "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not "a regular person," the report said.


Slovern cidenzen, oppositer.
 
2020-10-26 10:39:59 AM  
Hey,
He has the right to remain silento...
 
2020-10-26 10:40:27 AM  
He sounds like a wonderful, upstanding citizen.
 
2020-10-26 10:40:29 AM  
Dipshiat.
 
2020-10-26 10:42:36 AM  
I guess he won't be doing any shows in Finland

In Finland, speeding fines are linked to salary. The Finns run a "day fine" system that is calculated on the basis of an offender's daily disposable income - generally their daily salary divided by two. The more a driver is over the speed limit, the greater the number of day fines they will receive.
 
2020-10-26 10:42:41 AM  
Wow. He's lucky he didn't crash and die or hit anybody.

DNRTFA.
 
2020-10-26 10:46:01 AM  
Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?
 
2020-10-26 10:47:50 AM  
I've driven through Atlanta three times, and I think that's how everyone drives there. Also, those lines that separate one lane from another are just a suggestion, apparently.
 
2020-10-26 10:49:34 AM  

thespindrifter: Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?


Yeah, they probably pulled him over for blocking traffic.

Or they'll just send him a bill a year from now, telling him he owes $25 for entering an express toll lane that looks like an HOV lane but it isn't because if you don't have a Peach Pass, you're farked, and they can't be bothered to put up signs explaining this to non-residents

/really happened
 
2020-10-26 10:50:24 AM  
I've driven in Atlanta. I am amazed he was able to get up to the speed limit let alone over it.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:27 AM  
The "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not "a regular person," the report said.

Yeah, I drive really fast when I'm constipated, too.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:57 AM  
So he's a wife/girlfriend beater that breaks into peoples houses flailing around a hatchet that thinks he is special and can drive 140+ on the roads.  fark him toss him in jail for a few days/weeks maybe he can realize that he isn't special.
 
2020-10-26 10:51:45 AM  
FTA  "The ... rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not 'a regular person,' "

I think we may have found the problem.

Also, he's lucky he got pulled over by this cop. It is Atlanta, after all. He coulda wound up shot.
 
2020-10-26 10:52:35 AM  
The "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not "a regular person," the report said.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
 
2020-10-26 10:55:06 AM  
Later, Hawk told the officer he was speeding because he normally gets followed when leaving events, the report said.

And then the officer reminded him that he was still black.
 
2020-10-26 10:55:22 AM  
Who does he think he is? General Sherman?
 
2020-10-26 10:55:26 AM  
Ah, yes. I-285, the REAL Atlanta Motor Speedway. This is the least shocking thing. As someone who lives about 7 blocks from it, once it gets past about 11pm you hear all sorts of racers going by.
 
2020-10-26 10:59:31 AM  

trappedspirit: Later, Hawk told the officer he was speeding because he normally gets followed when leaving events, the report said.

And then the officer reminded him that he was still black.


Why did you feel the need to post this?
 
2020-10-26 11:00:02 AM  
from Wikipedia

On August 28, 2020, he was arrested following a domestic disturbance. After being charged with inflicting corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant he was released. The following day he was again arrested in Valley Village, Los Angeles after walking into a random home wielding a hatchet while looking for his girlfriend.[7] Silentó was arrested again on October 23, 2020. Police charged him with speeding and reckless driving, alleging that he had been going 143 mph on Interstate 85.[8]
sounds like this kid need a good ole jail stint to beef up his street cred.  also some treatment for whatever pharmacological aids he's taking he shouldn't of the ones is isn't taking that he should.
 
2020-10-26 11:00:47 AM  
Seems like a nice, down to earth guy.
 
2020-10-26 11:04:32 AM  

Mr_Juche: Ah, yes. I-285, the REAL Atlanta Motor Speedway. This is the least shocking thing. As someone who lives about 7 blocks from it, once it gets past about 11pm you hear all sorts of racers going by.


Meh. Midtown is the NEW ATL Motor Speedway. The crap people do after 8pm is insane, especially on Ponce.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:17 AM  

johnny_vegas: trappedspirit: Later, Hawk told the officer he was speeding because he normally gets followed when leaving events, the report said.

And then the officer reminded him that he was still black.

Why did you feel the need to post this?


Have you been living under a rock these past few months years decades?

Off the top of my head I can recall two different guys getting shot for reaching for their drivers license.
 
2020-10-26 11:08:52 AM  
The report said Hawk initially argued with the officer about how fast he was going and insisted that he'd done nothing wrong. The "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not "a regular person," the report said.

Can we just kill this person now, and preempt the inevitable massive wreck that will likely kill others as well?
 
2020-10-26 11:11:21 AM  

Resident Muslim: johnny_vegas: trappedspirit: Later, Hawk told the officer he was speeding because he normally gets followed when leaving events, the report said.

And then the officer reminded him that he was still black.

Why did you feel the need to post this?

Have you been living under a rock these past few months years decades?

Off the top of my head I can recall two different guys getting shot for reaching for their drivers license.


And that happened here?  Should we cavalierly make light of or apologize for his behavior because the police did not shoot him?
 
2020-10-26 11:13:15 AM  

Iowan73: I've driven through Atlanta three times, and I think that's how everyone drives there. Also, those lines that separate one lane from another are just a suggestion, apparently.


I was going to bring this up.

I'm pretty sure 143 is just five over the limit there.
 
2020-10-26 11:17:05 AM  

BigNumber12: The report said Hawk initially argued with the officer about how fast he was going and insisted that he'd done nothing wrong. The "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not "a regular person," the report said.

Can we just kill this person now, and preempt the inevitable massive wreck that will likely kill others as well?


I think the ego implosion will be catastrophic in a few years.
He seems to be chalking up a nice police record, 143 on the freeway can be significant charges.
 
2020-10-26 11:21:32 AM  
Taking MARTA seriously.
 
2020-10-26 11:23:02 AM  
You just can't go that slow on 85, you're impeding the flow of traffic. Glad they dragged him off the pavement.
 
2020-10-26 11:30:55 AM  
It's obvious that person has mental problems that are not being treated.  This person will be in prison instead of receiving help.  Gucci Mane is crazy too, but he's still putting out records.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:20 AM  
nae nae?

wtf.  Is this, like, the House of Commons or something?  50 yae, 138 nae, the bill does not pass?
 
2020-10-26 11:32:08 AM  
Oh, and he talks about "whips."  They have whips in legislatures.

So, this is a rapper who does a rap about Congress, then?

At least he's politically engaged...
 
2020-10-26 11:35:06 AM  
Speeding while Black through Dekalb County, GA? On I-85?? Ha. You must *want* to go to jail.

Everyone knows you speed on I-20 on the west side. No curves, just hills giving you 5 miles of visibility once you go past Six Flags.
 
2020-10-26 11:36:08 AM  
Gotta keep his street cred.
 
2020-10-26 11:37:01 AM  
Rap has been dead for some time kid. You ain't gangster, you grew up middle class.
 
2020-10-26 11:38:40 AM  
I'm surprised that DeKalb PD would even attempt to stop someone going that fast. Georgia State Patrol I can see, but I thought DeKalb had pretty much stopped doing anything that even resembled a pursuit. Maybe they had people out looking for street racers and burnouts.
 
2020-10-26 11:39:32 AM  
Who writes a non-country song about horse riding?

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2020-10-26 11:48:53 AM  
Omg can you guys just get with rhe metric system already??
Its 143 SYRUP PER MOOSE, not Miles Per Hour.
Just like gas.     3.5 Caribou per Lumberjack Flannel.
Get with the times America.
 
2020-10-26 11:54:33 AM  

thespindrifter: Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?


Mr_Juche: Ah, yes. I-285, the REAL Atlanta Motor Speedway. This is the least shocking thing. As someone who lives about 7 blocks from it, once it gets past about 11pm you hear all sorts of racers going by.


85.

Years ago in 85 I was doing about 100 on my bike and my GF was behind me on hers and we were getting passed fairly regularly.  I think that was the day we got up above 140 but that was way up in Franklin County.
 
2020-10-26 11:55:31 AM  
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2020-10-26 12:11:49 PM  
Given events lately, I'm going to need to see the body cam to see if he actually said something so dumb.
 
2020-10-26 12:15:18 PM  
Paging everyone from the Cannonball Run threads that excuse this stupidity as good and and obviously safe (no one got hurt, what's the problem?)....
 
2020-10-26 12:32:50 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: thespindrifter: Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?

Yeah, they probably pulled him over for blocking traffic.

Or they'll just send him a bill a year from now, telling him he owes $25 for entering an express toll lane that looks like an HOV lane but it isn't because if you don't have a Peach Pass, you're farked, and they can't be bothered to put up signs explaining this to non-residents

/really happened


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You were warned, and  the filing cabinet wasn't even in a disused bathroom.

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I'm kinda surprised it was only $25.  I thought the fines started at $75.

Plus when they aren't closed, they show toll amounts.

/Our signage around here sucks....
 
2020-10-26 12:44:40 PM  
Hopefully he remembers that he has the right to remain
"Silento".
 
2020-10-26 12:57:06 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: NikolaiFarkoff: thespindrifter: Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?

Yeah, they probably pulled him over for blocking traffic.

Or they'll just send him a bill a year from now, telling him he owes $25 for entering an express toll lane that looks like an HOV lane but it isn't because if you don't have a Peach Pass, you're farked, and they can't be bothered to put up signs explaining this to non-residents

/really happened

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You were warned, and  the filing cabinet wasn't even in a disused bathroom.

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I'm kinda surprised it was only $25.  I thought the fines started at $75.

Plus when they aren't closed, they show toll amounts.

/Our signage around here sucks....


Thanks for the screen caps, but those were definitely not the signs where I passed through. The lanes themselves were just marked with HOV indicators. And they truly are free HOV lanes, but ONLY for GA residents with a Peach Pass. But with mixed messages we just had to guess (I had never heard of toll lanes anywhere before, only toll roads).

It was more than a little disingenuous...plus the $25 fine assures people pay it instead of trying to fight it :)
 
2020-10-26 12:59:24 PM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: So he's a wife/girlfriend beater that breaks into peoples houses flailing around a hatchet that thinks he is special and can drive 140+ on the roads.  fark him toss him in jail for a few days/weeks maybe he can realize that he isn't special.


Nah... just toss him in jail.... the farking will happen there.
 
2020-10-26 1:07:13 PM  

OlderGuy: Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: So he's a wife/girlfriend beater that breaks into peoples houses flailing around a hatchet that thinks he is special and can drive 140+ on the roads.  fark him toss him in jail for a few days/weeks maybe he can realize that he isn't special.

Nah... just toss him in jail.... the farking will happen there.


Prison rape is hilarious!
 
2020-10-26 1:55:24 PM  

MattyBlast: The "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" rapper said he was at a club promoting his new song and that he could go 143 mph because he's not "a regular person," the report said.

Yeah, I drive really fast when I'm constipated, too.


I believe it's the other end he is having problems with?
 
2020-10-26 2:29:53 PM  
That song sucks and he sounds like a nutbag. Too bad he didn't hit a tree.
 
2020-10-26 3:23:13 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: NikolaiFarkoff: thespindrifter: Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?

Yeah, they probably pulled him over for blocking traffic.

Or they'll just send him a bill a year from now, telling him he owes $25 for entering an express toll lane that looks like an HOV lane but it isn't because if you don't have a Peach Pass, you're farked, and they can't be bothered to put up signs explaining this to non-residents

/really happened

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You were warned, and  the filing cabinet wasn't even in a disused bathroom.

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I'm kinda surprised it was only $25.  I thought the fines started at $75.

Plus when they aren't closed, they show toll amounts.

/Our signage around here sucks....


They can't use words?  Just heiroglyphs?
 
2020-10-26 4:34:41 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: TheGreatGazoo: NikolaiFarkoff: thespindrifter: Sounds like just another day on I-75 to me, what's the problem here?

Yeah, they probably pulled him over for blocking traffic.

Or they'll just send him a bill a year from now, telling him he owes $25 for entering an express toll lane that looks like an HOV lane but it isn't because if you don't have a Peach Pass, you're farked, and they can't be bothered to put up signs explaining this to non-residents

/really happened

[Fark user image 850x541]

You were warned, and  the filing cabinet wasn't even in a disused bathroom.

[Fark user image 850x416]

I'm kinda surprised it was only $25.  I thought the fines started at $75.

Plus when they aren't closed, they show toll amounts.

/Our signage around here sucks....

Thanks for the screen caps, but those were definitely not the signs where I passed through. The lanes themselves were just marked with HOV indicators. And they truly are free HOV lanes, but ONLY for GA residents with a Peach Pass.


That's not how it works, and there have been those big, obvious, and CLEAR signs up with the cost on them ever since they implemented the program.  Sounds like you were in the truly free HOV lanes and ignored the signs once the tolled parts started.
 
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