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(Twitter)   WSJ's Peggy Noonan: Trump is dancing at a campaign rally = good, but Kamala Harris dancing at a campaign rally = bad, for reasons and furthermore   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 9:25:16 AM  
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2020-10-26 10:01:23 AM  
Thing is, when Kamala dances it's like watching a reanimated corpse jerkin around

When Trump dances, it's all sexylike.
 
2020-10-26 10:09:53 AM  
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2020-10-26 10:19:24 AM  

This Is Bold Text: Thing is, when Kamala dances it's like watching a reanimated corpse jerkin around

When Trump dances, it's all sexylike.


Note to self, do not join Bold Text to visit Strip Clubs.
 
2020-10-26 10:22:59 AM  

This Is Bold Text: Thing is, when Kamala dances it's like watching a reanimated corpse jerkin around


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2020-10-26 10:32:24 AM  
Peggy Noonan is a racist.
 
2020-10-26 10:42:02 AM  

This Is Bold Text: Thing is, when Kamala dances it's like watching a reanimated corpse jerkin around

When Trump dances, it's all sexylike.


eww, I just ate! WTF is wrong with you?
 
2020-10-26 11:05:43 AM  
Who gives a shiat what Peggy Noonan says?

Kamala, dance away!

Besides, I wouldn't call what Trump is doing "dancing".  It's more like "I've got a wedgie and I don't want to pull it loose in public..."
 
2020-10-26 11:16:40 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Peggy Noonan is a racist.


Yes but its important that people listen to her. Apparently. Not entirely sure why.
 
2020-10-26 11:26:04 AM  
Well duh. She's been a gender reversed Norman Bates for decades.

"Good night, Wonald!"

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2020-10-26 11:42:58 AM  

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Is this what it's going to look like when he finally strokes out?
 
2020-10-26 11:43:01 AM  
I have a love/dislike relations with Noonan. She is a good writer with a pulse of the nation unlike Salena Zito who is also right, but has to stop at every local restaurant from East Liverpool to Altoona wearing Gucci.
 
2020-10-26 11:43:48 AM  

OldRod: Who gives a shiat what Peggy Noonan says?

Kamala, dance away!

Besides, I wouldn't call what Trump is doing "dancing".  It's more like "I've got a wedgie and I don't want to pull it loose in public..."


I saw a gif where someone put his dance next to Elaine from Seinfeld's dance.
 
2020-10-26 11:44:11 AM  
I also noted that in the last Prez debate that Biden rolled his eyes, smirked, laughed, and basically did most of what Harris did in the Veep debate. And no one made any mention of it.

There is a double standard and it isn't limited to just a Veep black woman.
 
2020-10-26 11:44:16 AM  
Female conservatives.

Could there be anything more WTF?
 
2020-10-26 11:44:40 AM  

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How Studio 54 of him
 
2020-10-26 11:45:03 AM  
Trump needs all the dancing practice he can get before he has to learn how to do the jailhouse twerk.
 
2020-10-26 11:45:06 AM  
There's a reason his feet never leave the ground or even pivot, he'd fall flat on his face.
 
2020-10-26 11:45:13 AM  
Trump wears longer heels than Kamala. I'd like to see her gain 250 lbs and wear 6 inch heels and try to dance as well as Trump!
 
2020-10-26 11:45:39 AM  
Has she met the Average American Woman under 50?? They like to dance. Noonan is the one out of step. Its 2020.
 
2020-10-26 11:45:48 AM  
Any thoughts on what Kamala looks like eating crackers?
 
2020-10-26 11:45:51 AM  
It's also worth mocking that dumb take that Trump's campaign has more momentum because his rallies are bigger.

That's pretty irrelevant in the middle of a pandemic when Biden and his supporters are taking the pandemic seriously and aren't going to  risk anything for something as frivolous as a campaign rally.
 
2020-10-26 11:45:55 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:46:22 AM  
Weekend Update: The Village People on Donald Trump Using Their Music - SNL
Youtube vLk-dxZyp1Q
 
2020-10-26 11:46:55 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:47:11 AM  
Trump has decided to show snips of Biden/Harris interviews at his rallies. All selectively edited.
 
2020-10-26 11:47:27 AM  
Peggie farking Noonan needs to be retired to some cattle ranch in Bumfark,  Oklahoma where she can get all the bull she wants.
 
2020-10-26 11:47:31 AM  
Ok, why the -expletive- should I care if either of them is dancing at a rally? I don't and never will care about them dancing. I don't care if they dance so bad that they look like someone is shocking them with a cattle prod. This type of horse shiat is stupid, and people that publish things like Noonan make the world a dumber place for even bothering to waste the time of everyone by reporting on it.
 
2020-10-26 11:48:29 AM  
Puppies
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2020-10-26 11:48:32 AM  
I can't believe that someone who worked for Ronald Reagan as a speechwriter would display such partisan tendencies.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:01 AM  
Was Kamala dancing like this?
Elaine Benis Dances from Seinfeld
Youtube HQu_NLRvULM
 
2020-10-26 11:49:09 AM  
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Obama's Between Two Ferns appearance was an attempt to raise awareness among young people of healthcare.gov and succeeded in a 40% spike in visits to the site. But hey: Obama really destroyed the respect for the office for being such a celebrity says a former Reagan employee.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:16 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Trump needs all the dancing practice he can get before he has to learn how to do the jailhouse twerk.


His milkshake will bring ALL the boys to the yard - of that I am sure.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:29 AM  

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I love that gif. It reminds me of Rosario Dawson's dancing scene in Clerks 2.

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2020-10-26 11:49:32 AM  
I had to google who that was and it seems she's stuck firmly in 1955.

I'd say she's safe to ignore but that kind of rhetoric is like crack cocaine (oh no) for a lot of boomers.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:52 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:50:24 AM  
Peggy Noonan is a crusty old country club lady.

She gave Reagan some words from a WW1 pilot to say after one of the Space Shuttle disasters.  Something about slipping the surly bonds of earth and punching the face of god.
 
2020-10-26 11:50:35 AM  
Her dance is called the Bachata.
It's how she got into politics
 
2020-10-26 11:50:42 AM  

OldRod: Besides, I wouldn't call what Trump is doing "dancing".  It's more like "I've got a wedgie and I don't want to pull it loose in public..."


The way Trump dances is what it looks like when you hold a small baby's arms and you make them "dance"/move their arms in a rhythm. But not cute.
Babies dancing = cute. Trump baby dancing = not cute.
 
2020-10-26 11:51:42 AM  

rbuzby: Peggy Noonan is a crusty old country club lady.

She gave Reagan some words from a WW1 pilot to say after one of the Space Shuttle disasters.  Something about slipping the surly bonds of earth and punching the face of god.


I used to think that was a great speech until realizing she plagiarized the good part.
 
2020-10-26 11:52:06 AM  

Funk Brothers: I have a love/dislike relations with Noonan. She is a good writer with a pulse of the nation unlike Salena Zito who is also right, but has to stop at every local restaurant from East Liverpool to Altoona wearing Gucci.


I *can't* be the only one who read this in Dennis Miller's voice.

fragMasterFlash: Trump needs all the dancing practice he can get before he has to learn how to do the jailhouse twerk.


Funny way to spell "at the end of a rope."

( HYPOTHETICALLY.  [ and/or ] after a full, fair trial like the t(R)aitors work so hard to deny anyone poor or darker than copy paper. )
 
2020-10-26 11:52:20 AM  

Kubo: Two16: [Fark user image 280x158] [View Full Size image _x_]

I love that gif. It reminds me of Rosario Dawson's dancing scene in Clerks 2.

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Those two should make out.  The right would not know whether to be triggered or to masturbate publically.
 
2020-10-26 11:52:53 AM  

basicstock: Was Kamala dancing like this?
[YouTube video: Elaine Benis Dances from Seinfeld]


<shakes tiny fist, then lurch-dances away slowly>
 
2020-10-26 11:53:08 AM  

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Pretty sure Noonan doesn't like that either. Sorta screams of a petty white woman that hate the minorities that dance better than her.

/You're still a troll that everyone remembers, BTW
 
2020-10-26 11:53:18 AM  
Republicans biatched when they saw AOC dancing too.  What do they have against dancing?
 
2020-10-26 11:54:20 AM  

thehobbes: Trump has decided to show snips of Biden/Harris interviews at his rallies. All selectively edited.



It's funny when Weird Al does it.
 
2020-10-26 11:54:29 AM  

azn_firebug: OldRod: Besides, I wouldn't call what Trump is doing "dancing".  It's more like "I've got a wedgie and I don't want to pull it loose in public..."

The way Trump dances is what it looks like when you hold a small baby's arms and you make them "dance"/move their arms in a rhythm. But not cute.
Babies dancing = cute. Trump baby dancing = not cute.


Hotline Bling Parody - SNL
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2020-10-26 11:55:00 AM  
Kamala dancing humanizes her.

Trump dancing traumatizes people watching.

Kamala Harris has more substance and gravitas in her little pinkie than Trump has in his entirety.

Peggy is doing that "treat female candidates with greater scrutiny" double standard thing that pisses me TF off every time I see it.

The fact that Pegster purports to be a woman makes this stupidity even more egregious to me.

>.<

/I need coffee now.
//I detect grumpiness in my posts that point to caffeine withdrawal.
 
2020-10-26 11:56:03 AM  

Nah'mean: fragMasterFlash: Trump needs all the dancing practice he can get before he has to learn how to do the jailhouse twerk.

His milkshake will bring ALL the boys to the yard - of that I am sure.


He'll be sorry he already had Epstein suicided.
 
2020-10-26 11:56:31 AM  

FrancoFile: [YouTube video: Weekend Update: The Village People on Donald Trump Using Their Music - SNL]


That was easily the best segment of the whole episode.

/Debate cold open was meh
 
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