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2020-10-26 9:48:08 AM  
34 votes:

EvilEgg: It violates the cruel and inhuman punishment clause to make her spend too much time with him.


What the cruel and inhuman Claus may look like:

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2020-10-26 11:01:11 AM  
27 votes:

BeansNfranks: Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.

/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face


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You got it buckaroo!
 
2020-10-26 10:12:21 AM  
23 votes:
After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:57 AM  
21 votes:
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We're gonna need another Melania!
 
2020-10-26 11:00:20 AM  
15 votes:
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2020-10-26 10:43:30 AM  
14 votes:
Obviously, Melania wears Dentures, which is why her teeth change so often.
 
2020-10-26 9:49:38 AM  
12 votes:
Not surprising, under her contract any work over 40 hours a week is time and a half.  At her rate that adds up really fast.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:10 AM  
11 votes:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.


BREAKING: President Biden had Grapenuts for breakfast. Everyone knows Wheaties is the breakfast of champions. Congressional Republicans demand immediate hearings on this controversy.
 
2020-10-26 11:02:52 AM  
10 votes:
Next fake Melania sighting they need to ask her some questions about the holidays and see if she says "Chreeest-meeees" like Count Chocula.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:37 AM  
10 votes:
Real Melania voted for Biden and was "dealt with"
 
2020-10-26 10:44:01 AM  
9 votes:
Spoiler alert;  there is a fake Melania and Trump can't be bothered to try to tell them apart.
 
2020-10-26 10:55:35 AM  
8 votes:
To everybody who thinks he's not capable of doing something like this:
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2020-10-26 11:16:56 AM  
7 votes:
Yeah why aren't we talking about all the work Melania does with the opioid children?
 
2020-10-26 11:09:32 AM  
7 votes:

LordBeavis: Next fake Melania sighting they need to ask her some questions about the holidays and see if she says "Chreeest-meeees" like Count Chocula.


Did she just say 'making fark'?
 
2020-10-26 11:03:46 AM  
7 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.


So are we.  Unlike us, she's getting a big payday the minute that fat fark husband of hers explodes in a cloud of KFC gravy.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:16 AM  
7 votes:

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


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2020-10-26 10:43:57 AM  
7 votes:
Oh, Malaria is concerned about her safety?

I really dont care, do u?
 
2020-10-26 3:18:05 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-10-26 11:26:25 AM  
6 votes:

odinsposse: Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.


I look forward to reading a deeply personal account of the events that shaped her life, starting with her childhood spent in her South Side of Chicago neighborhood.
 
2020-10-26 10:47:52 AM  
6 votes:
Do you think Donnie knows Melania well enough to notice when a body double is by his side?  I guess the difference would be that the body double will hold his dainty little hand.
 
2020-10-26 11:37:11 AM  
5 votes:
I'm so old that I get the Dick Sargent reference.
 
2020-10-26 11:33:52 AM  
5 votes:
I found a picture of Melania for comparison. That's definitely not Melania on the helicopter. The real Melania doesn't smile around Trump.

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2020-10-26 10:55:07 AM  
5 votes:

Kiler: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

BREAKING: President Biden had Grapenuts for breakfast. Everyone knows Wheaties is the breakfast of champions. Congressional Republicans demand immediate hearings on this controversy.


Republican response 
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2020-10-26 1:15:13 PM  
4 votes:

odinsposse: Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.


It will mostly be plagiarized from this book
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2020-10-26 12:17:06 PM  
4 votes:

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.


In her vagina?
 
2020-10-26 11:54:50 AM  
4 votes:

gilgigamesh: rewind2846: Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?

Not her position.  But Saddam Hussein used them all the time.


One of the great jokes of the Gulf War - at an assembly of Hussein body doubles, Baghdad Bob walks out and announces "Great news, comrades, our glorious leader has survived another Yankee bombing raid! Unfortunately, he has lost arm..."
 
2020-10-26 11:52:43 AM  
4 votes:

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2020-10-26 11:08:13 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-26 11:00:56 AM  
4 votes:
They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:11 AM  
4 votes:

madgonad: Why are we calling Trump's new mistress Melania's body double?


Maybe that's the real Melania and the one we've been seeing all these years is the double...
 
2020-10-26 10:49:40 AM  
4 votes:
Why are we calling Trump's new mistress Melania's body double?
 
2020-10-26 9:37:15 AM  
4 votes:
It violates the cruel and inhuman punishment clause to make her spend too much time with him.
 
2020-10-26 12:41:56 PM  
3 votes:

Blathering Idjut: Security concerns?

(Checks line of succession for First Lady.)


The line of succession goes Melania->Ivanka->Hope Hicks
 
2020-10-26 11:53:53 AM  
3 votes:

Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?


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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:15 AM  
3 votes:

mudesi: This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days. farking vote.


That's where I come in.

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2020-10-26 11:26:50 AM  
3 votes:
Security concerns?

(Checks line of succession for First Lady.)
 
2020-10-26 11:22:42 AM  
3 votes:

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


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2020-10-26 11:11:32 AM  
3 votes:

gilgigamesh: Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.

So are we.  Unlike us, she's getting a big payday the minute that fat fark husband of hers explodes in a cloud of KFC gravy.


You just know Don Jr., I'm Eric, and Incest Barbie are gonna come after her in the courts when President Moob finally checks out.  It'll be ugly.  I expect the process of her immigration will be brought up.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:59 AM  
3 votes:

NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.


Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.
 
2020-10-26 10:59:31 AM  
3 votes:
Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.

/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face
 
2020-10-26 10:54:49 AM  
3 votes:
Lol...
Democrat consipiracy theory

You see this thing slipping away from you!
 
2020-10-26 9:50:19 AM  
3 votes:
So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.
 
2020-10-26 1:43:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-10-26 11:20:14 AM  
2 votes:

Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.


I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?
 
2020-10-26 11:19:41 AM  
2 votes:
On the list of things I've seen is the First Lady's bewbs.

On the list of things I haven't seen is the President's tax returns.
 
2020-10-26 11:17:07 AM  
2 votes:

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


Maybe Trump also knocked McConnell around
 
2020-10-26 11:09:57 AM  
2 votes:

schubie: The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.


Yes, and jet fuel can't melt steel.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:52 AM  
2 votes:
Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:59 AM  
2 votes:
I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.
 
2020-10-26 10:44:44 AM  
2 votes:
The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!
 
2020-10-26 10:44:28 AM  
2 votes:
I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.
 
2020-10-26 10:44:21 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, I'm imagining that the SS has some ideas about "uses" for the Melania body double...I'll see myself out
 
2020-10-26 12:29:37 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.

In her vagina?


It's more likely than you think.
 
2020-10-26 12:14:14 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.


Also; centipedes.
 
2020-10-26 11:35:38 AM  
1 vote:

RasIanI: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

For an hour?? You could do much worse.


Would her animatronics even last an hour?

/ not that most farkers could find out ;-)
 
2020-10-26 11:29:11 AM  
1 vote:
Backup FLOTUS also has better rates for smiling then actual FLOTUS
 
2020-10-26 11:28:09 AM  
1 vote:
"Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHA
 
2020-10-26 11:26:27 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-26 11:19:27 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody needs to file an FOIA for the fed contract with Disney's Imagineers.

I'm fine with them blacking out the clause about "working orifices."

In fact, please do.
 
2020-10-26 11:17:38 AM  
1 vote:

Rambino: schubie: The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.

Yes, and jet fuel can't melt steel.


Yeah, this whole thing just seems really far-fetched.  I'm not saying I wouldn't put it past Trump for whatever whacked out reason he would have (maybe just to fark with the libs cuz he's a dick), but this is just goofy.  And Melania is a weird looking chick anyway and she's had so much work done, who the hell knows if it all stays in the same place day to day.  I've seen department store mannequins (even the ones without facial features) who emote more than she does.
 
2020-10-26 11:11:46 AM  
1 vote:

Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.


I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:05 AM  
1 vote:

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mela​nia-trump-body-double/

Needs an update, but still on point.
 
2020-10-26 11:01:40 AM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


... Or this is a fun game to play, but ultimately there is no body double, and by pushing this conspiracy theory we are making ourselves look as gullible as the MAGA fools.
 
2020-10-26 10:59:29 AM  
1 vote:
Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?
 
2020-10-26 10:58:25 AM  
1 vote:

mudesi: To everybody who thinks he's not capable of doing something like this:
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That picture just blows my mind every time I see it.  He clearly thinks nobody would notice that... and he's the farking president!

Remember, he said "What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening"
 
2020-10-26 10:56:53 AM  
1 vote:
She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:08 AM  
1 vote:
The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.
 
2020-10-26 10:48:40 AM  
1 vote:
Funny thing is, Trump doesn't notice.
Melania probably told her, "Look, if you don't want to talk, just hold up your hand. He'll get it and ignore you for a few hours. Works every time. If you keep the glasses on it's because I told him "my eyes look puffy a few times".
Easy peasy, you'll be back in 4 hrs.
 
2020-10-26 10:48:26 AM  
1 vote:

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.
 
2020-10-26 10:46:09 AM  
1 vote:
We should take away her children, lock them in cages & send her back to Russia.
 
2020-10-26 10:26:44 AM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.



When Melanie decides she can't stand Donnie for another second and refuses to go places with him it makes him feel insecure.
 
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