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(Wion Earp)   Melania Trump body double only used for security concerns or when holding hands with the president is required   (wionews.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 11:45:05 AM  

vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.


I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:15 AM  

mudesi: This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days. farking vote.


That's where I come in.

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2020-10-26 11:52:43 AM  

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2020-10-26 11:53:04 AM  

Russ1642: vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.

I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.


If that was the case, the double would at least have acted affectionate at the debate.
 
2020-10-26 11:53:12 AM  

Russ1642: vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.
I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.


Good guess. She's a covid long-hauler and not only would it make him look bad, Trump can't stand the sight of a weak woman. And she hates him, so it works out. The Secret Service is trying their best to babysit.
 
2020-10-26 11:53:53 AM  

Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?


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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.
 
2020-10-26 11:54:31 AM  

Subtonic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

The day he's banned from Twitter will become a national holiday.


Will his realdonaldtrump account become property of the U S government since it's an official account?  Yeah. Normally it would be.
 
2020-10-26 11:54:50 AM  

gilgigamesh: rewind2846: Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?

Not her position.  But Saddam Hussein used them all the time.


One of the great jokes of the Gulf War - at an assembly of Hussein body doubles, Baghdad Bob walks out and announces "Great news, comrades, our glorious leader has survived another Yankee bombing raid! Unfortunately, he has lost arm..."
 
2020-10-26 11:56:40 AM  

Hickory-smoked: Busta Clown Shoes: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

Sharpknees.jpg

More like sharp everything.

It's an aesthetic that worked well in 1990's pseudo-supermodel glamour photography, but it's cold and bland and probably tastes like Lysol. This does not look like the kind of woman you could invite to a midnight Rocky Horror performance, or anything... you know, actually fun.


I think you've phrased it better than I could - she looks like the kind of person who analyses, moment-to-moment, what will be the action to take most to her benefit

/ Admittedly I analyse, moment-to-moment, what will be appropriate actions to take, but I'm a supposedly-on-the-spectrum f#ck up
// Also admittedly I've never been good enough to have a relationship, but I'd want companionship and fun, not a trophy
 
2020-10-26 12:07:06 PM  

Subtonic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

The day he's banned from Twitter will become a national holiday.


Couldnt we start a go fund me page to pay off Twitter to ban Trump already?
 
2020-10-26 12:08:23 PM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


I believe you're thinking of body double as a means of protection. In reality we should be thinking of these women closer to "actresses" as in, Melania likely is over this shiat but the Trump campaign knows that having her around is good for his campaign and hires look-a-likes for this purpose.
 
2020-10-26 12:13:13 PM  
Maybe the "security concern" is that Melania has threatened Donald.
 
2020-10-26 12:14:14 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.


Also; centipedes.
 
2020-10-26 12:17:06 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.


In her vagina?
 
2020-10-26 12:17:32 PM  

BeansNfranks: Why can't we just have a normal farking presidency?


We can.

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2020-10-26 12:29:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.

In her vagina?


It's more likely than you think.
 
2020-10-26 12:32:23 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Russ1642: vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.

I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.

If that was the case, the double would at least have acted affectionate at the debate.


No, that would be TOO obviously not her.
 
2020-10-26 12:40:32 PM  

ReluctantLondon: / Admittedly I analyse, moment-to-moment, what will be appropriate actions to take, but I'm a supposedly-on-the-spectrum f#ck up
// Also admittedly I've never been good enough to have a relationship,


Trust me, you're good enough.
 
2020-10-26 12:41:56 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Security concerns?

(Checks line of succession for First Lady.)


The line of succession goes Melania->Ivanka->Hope Hicks
 
2020-10-26 12:42:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.

In her vagina?


It's more likely than you think!
 
2020-10-26 12:53:51 PM  
It seems this is less of a body double than Melanie is not their, and someone who looks an awful lot like melanie is carrying on the, wifely duties.

Is this for the benefit of maintaining his image?
Is this to fool the public, by quietly slipping in the alternate?
Maybe this helps console Donald, making him feel manly enough to go on.

/ My swag (and guess is all it is) is the 3rd option, #1 plays into that, #2 is a bonus.
// And finally any conversations that it drums up provides fodder for his base, providing a chance for them to mock their opponents for obsessing over this, and giving them a chance to be in on the joke.
/// spoiler they aren't in on the joke.
 
2020-10-26 12:55:16 PM  
It seems this is less of a body double than Melanie is not their there, and someone who looks an awful lot like melanie is carrying on the, wifely duties./preview button gets me again.
 
2020-10-26 1:12:54 PM  

advex101: Maybe the "security concern" is that Melania has threatened Donald.


Or, maybe Ivanka beat the shiat out of Melanoma and Fat Donnie enjoyed watching.  And, also yanked his little mushroom for awhile.  Prove me wrong mutherfarkers.
 
2020-10-26 1:15:13 PM  

odinsposse: Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.


It will mostly be plagiarized from this book
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2020-10-26 1:18:22 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused..


You misspelled "complicit"
 
2020-10-26 1:19:47 PM  

cfreak: Rocket To Russia: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I think Atomic Jonb is saying that the body double is attractive, not Melanoma.

Fair but I'm not sure it's much better presuming the body-double looks like her ...


But, there's a chance that the body double is NOT half-made of plastic.
 
2020-10-26 1:43:04 PM  
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2020-10-26 1:46:50 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.


There are these things that women (and some men, sometimes) put on their feet called 'high heeled shoes.' So height comparisons aren't going to be terribly useful. Same argument with hair length, style, and color. Wigs, extensions, dye products, and hair cuts are all things that people do.   OTOH, there are some photos where the photos of different Melanias side by side and the ears,  lower jaw, chin, and teeth aren't EVEN close.  I have no idea what's going on, or why. It's just another day in Trump Bizarroworld.
 
2020-10-26 1:47:35 PM  
And how come Alec Baldwin is piloting Marine One?
 
2020-10-26 1:48:47 PM  

Petey4335: Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.


Is it OK if we are just dating?
 
2020-10-26 1:52:21 PM  
In some pictures she definitely looks like a different person but couldn't that be due to makeup and heels?  A former fashion model changing her makeup enough to look different and wearing stilettos or flats seems more likely than a body double. But given this presidency I won't be too shocked if it comes out that they did use a Melania body double.
 
2020-10-26 2:01:26 PM  

Without Fail: Petey4335: Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

Is it OK if we are just dating?


Absolutely not.
 
2020-10-26 2:11:31 PM  

Rambino: namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.

... Or this is a fun game to play, but ultimately there is no body double, and by pushing this conspiracy theory we are making ourselves look as gullible as the MAGA fools.


Do you have functioning eyes? THAT IS NOT MELANIA!
 
2020-10-26 2:17:12 PM  

Petey4335: Without Fail: Petey4335: Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

Is it OK if we are just dating?

Absolutely not.


Clearly nuance isn't your strong suit.
 
2020-10-26 2:46:36 PM  
My god the divorce after (if!) he loses the election is going to be farking grand.
It will be like watching two cancers battle it out inside a rabid sewer rat's asshole.
 
2020-10-26 3:18:05 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:38:10 PM  

omg bbq: It will be like watching two cancers battle it out inside a rabid sewer rat's asshole.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2020-10-26 6:35:49 PM  

Hickory-smoked: ReluctantLondon: / Admittedly I analyse, moment-to-moment, what will be appropriate actions to take, but I'm a supposedly-on-the-spectrum f#ck up
// Also admittedly I've never been good enough to have a relationship,

Trust me, you're good enough.


(Thank you for the kind words, but I'll just write that I'm really, really not, and try to avoid derailing this thread)
 
2020-10-26 7:51:33 PM  

spaceberry: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.

There are these things that women (and some men, sometimes) put on their feet called 'high heeled shoes.' So height comparisons aren't going to be terribly useful. Same argument with hair length, style, and color. Wigs, extensions, dye products, and hair cuts are all things that people do.   OTOH, there are some photos where the photos of different Melanias side by side and the ears,  lower jaw, chin, and teeth aren't EVEN close.  I have no idea what's going on, or why. It's just another day in Trump Bizarroworld.


Have you ever seen Melania or Donald not wearing pumps?
 
2020-10-26 8:28:54 PM  

mudesi: It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh,


yes it is.

I don't give a shiat if it's Melania and I don't know any sane person who cares either.

Trump sucks. Melania may or may not be real. Who GAF, just vote.
 
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