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2020-10-26 11:03:46 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.


So are we.  Unlike us, she's getting a big payday the minute that fat fark husband of hers explodes in a cloud of KFC gravy.
 
2020-10-26 11:04:28 AM  
I may be wrong, but I have never before heard of an obvious body double being used for any First Lady, either Republican or Democrat, for safety concerns. Can anybody correct me on that?
 
2020-10-26 11:04:48 AM  
Did Melania join Trump onstage at any of the rallies yesterday? If not, why would she fly with him all dressed up - just to keep him company? No way.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:36 AM  

gunga galunga: I may be wrong, but I have never before heard of an obvious body double being used for any First Lady, either Republican or Democrat, for safety concerns. Can anybody correct me on that?


I just did a quick google search for "First Lady Body Double" with a time range from 1999 to 2015 and nothing of note popped up.

If they're going to that level of security with her, I expect she's the one with the nuclear codes.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:59 AM  

NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.


Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:05 AM  

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mela​nia-trump-body-double/

Needs an update, but still on point.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:57 AM  
Did the WH or Trump say that was supposed to be Melania? I haven't kept up with this "conspiracy" but have seen some saying it's Hope Hicks so not surprising she'd be flying with him.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:59 AM  

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


The left also has some sort of visual evidence, regardless of how thin it is.  The right wingers just make shiat up in a bath salts and meth infused fever dream.
 
2020-10-26 11:08:13 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:08:49 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.


Hard disagree. She's a willing participant for money and comfort. Women can be terrible people too.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2​0​20/oct/02/melania-trump-tapes-christma​s-migrant-children-stephanie-winston-w​olkoff

FTA: "OK," the first lady says, "and then I do it and I say that I'm working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, 'Oh, what about the children that they were separated?' Give me a farking break. Where they were saying anything when Obama did that? I cannot go, I was trying to get the kid reunited with the mom. I didn't have a chance - [it] needs to go through the process and through the law."

TLDR; she's just as deplorable as Trump.
 
2020-10-26 11:09:32 AM  

LordBeavis: Next fake Melania sighting they need to ask her some questions about the holidays and see if she says "Chreeest-meeees" like Count Chocula.


Did she just say 'making fark'?
 
2020-10-26 11:09:50 AM  

Danack: Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.


She secret agent even has the same ring on her hand just in case she has to step in, they can just throw a trench coat on her, same nails as well.
 
2020-10-26 11:09:51 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: gunga galunga: I may be wrong, but I have never before heard of an obvious body double being used for any First Lady, either Republican or Democrat, for safety concerns. Can anybody correct me on that?

I just did a quick google search for "First Lady Body Double" with a time range from 1999 to 2015 and nothing of note popped up.

If they're going to that level of security with her, I expect she's the one with the nuclear codes.


To tell the truth, that would help me to sleep better
 
2020-10-26 11:09:57 AM  

schubie: The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.


Yes, and jet fuel can't melt steel.
 
2020-10-26 11:11:32 AM  

gilgigamesh: Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.

So are we.  Unlike us, she's getting a big payday the minute that fat fark husband of hers explodes in a cloud of KFC gravy.


You just know Don Jr., I'm Eric, and Incest Barbie are gonna come after her in the courts when President Moob finally checks out.  It'll be ugly.  I expect the process of her immigration will be brought up.
 
2020-10-26 11:11:46 AM  

Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.


I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.
 
2020-10-26 11:16:27 AM  

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


He deserves a hard slap across the face for Stormy alone. A kick in the 'nads too.
 
2020-10-26 11:16:56 AM  
Yeah why aren't we talking about all the work Melania does with the opioid children?
 
2020-10-26 11:17:07 AM  

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


Maybe Trump also knocked McConnell around
 
2020-10-26 11:17:38 AM  

Rambino: schubie: The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.

Yes, and jet fuel can't melt steel.


Yeah, this whole thing just seems really far-fetched.  I'm not saying I wouldn't put it past Trump for whatever whacked out reason he would have (maybe just to fark with the libs cuz he's a dick), but this is just goofy.  And Melania is a weird looking chick anyway and she's had so much work done, who the hell knows if it all stays in the same place day to day.  I've seen department store mannequins (even the ones without facial features) who emote more than she does.
 
2020-10-26 11:19:27 AM  
Somebody needs to file an FOIA for the fed contract with Disney's Imagineers.

I'm fine with them blacking out the clause about "working orifices."

In fact, please do.
 
2020-10-26 11:19:41 AM  
On the list of things I've seen is the First Lady's bewbs.

On the list of things I haven't seen is the President's tax returns.
 
2020-10-26 11:20:14 AM  

Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.


I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?
 
2020-10-26 11:21:42 AM  
"They are using a body double for the FLOTUS" is hands down the weirdest farking thing about this admin. Like dictator-level surreal shiat.
 
2020-10-26 11:22:42 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


Sharpknees.jpg
 
2020-10-26 11:25:29 AM  

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


As much as I loath Trump... spousal abuse is just not funny.

The general populace would probably be amazed by the reality of the amount of wife on husband spousal abuse. Because, really, how many men are going to admit, even to themselves, it happened? And those that do admit it to themselves how many won't admit it to others because of the stigma?

In before this gets a laugh. Because a laugh would damn well prove my point.
 
2020-10-26 11:26:25 AM  

odinsposse: Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.


I look forward to reading a deeply personal account of the events that shaped her life, starting with her childhood spent in her South Side of Chicago neighborhood.
 
2020-10-26 11:26:27 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:26:50 AM  
Security concerns?

(Checks line of succession for First Lady.)
 
2020-10-26 11:26:50 AM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


The Secret Service are professionals. They'll defend POTUS because that's what they do.

Trump himself is probably the first POTUS in living memory who is worth more to the nations' enemies alive than dead, so he has little reason to use a body double even if he could stand someone else being the centre of attention.
 
2020-10-26 11:27:00 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I have to answer "no" to that, and, after a Farker quipped that they'd seen the First Lady's boobs but not the President's tax return, I actually looked up her nude shoots for GQ and a publication I forget the name of; she just looks... cold and calculating, "traditionally beautiful" but soulless, like she was made to a blueprint; and there are likely many people who wouldn't care about that, but... I'm not amongst them
 
2020-10-26 11:27:28 AM  

Danack: Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.


In all the photos i can find with trump and melania side by side, it looks like she's about 1-2 inches shorter than him.

That second body double pick looks like this one is a good 6 inches shorter, which coincides with the first pick where the gal is shorter than Melania.

Why can't we just have a normal farking presidency?
 
2020-10-26 11:28:09 AM  
"Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHA
 
2020-10-26 11:29:11 AM  
Backup FLOTUS also has better rates for smiling then actual FLOTUS
 
2020-10-26 11:31:33 AM  

ReluctantLondon: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I have to answer "no" to that, and, after a Farker quipped that they'd seen the First Lady's boobs but not the President's tax return, I actually looked up her nude shoots for GQ and a publication I forget the name of; she just looks... cold and calculating, "traditionally beautiful" but soulless, like she was made to a blueprint; and there are likely many people who wouldn't care about that, but... I'm not amongst them


Exactly. She's attractive in the same way a Barbie doll is attractive.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:38 AM  

Busta Clown Shoes: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

Sharpknees.jpg


More like sharp everything.

It's an aesthetic that worked well in 1990's pseudo-supermodel glamour photography, but it's cold and bland and probably tastes like Lysol. This does not look like the kind of woman you could invite to a midnight Rocky Horror performance, or anything... you know, actually fun.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:54 AM  

gilgigamesh: Trump's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, said "Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."

Someone needs to take away Grisham's car keys, because if she thinks there is anyone dumb enough at this point to believe the Third Lady is doing any work at all -- let alone charitable work for the less fortunate -- she is clearly hitting the sauce hard again.

Still, I would love to see someone call her bluff and ask her about Melanie's Very Important Work on the opioid crisis, just to see her smokebomb her way out of there.

The only way a Trump is working on the opioid epidemic is if they're promoting it.  While getting a fat cut from a ring of shady scrip writers selling boatloads of the stuff to the unfortunates in Skeeter Holler, KY, of course.


It's called gaslighting.  It's kinda their thing.
 
2020-10-26 11:32:49 AM  
I don't even see the double touching his skin directly. All the shots have her hands over his clothes.
 
2020-10-26 11:33:42 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


For an hour?? You could do much worse.
 
2020-10-26 11:33:52 AM  
I found a picture of Melania for comparison. That's definitely not Melania on the helicopter. The real Melania doesn't smile around Trump.

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2020-10-26 11:35:38 AM  

RasIanI: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

For an hour?? You could do much worse.


Would her animatronics even last an hour?

/ not that most farkers could find out ;-)
 
2020-10-26 11:37:07 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


I think Atomic Jonb is saying that the body double is attractive, not Melanoma.
 
2020-10-26 11:37:11 AM  
I'm so old that I get the Dick Sargent reference.
 
2020-10-26 11:40:40 AM  

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


Even if it is not her (I'm in the 'I don't think it's her camp'), it's really a non story anyway. I think we all agree that she can't stand him, and is over his shiat. If anything, it's just amusing that he would feel the need to have a Melania doll accompanying him on his little trips.
 
2020-10-26 11:41:09 AM  

Petey4335: BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.

As much as I loath Trump... spousal abuse is just not funny.

The general populace would probably be amazed by the reality of the amount of wife on husband spousal abuse. Because, really, how many men are going to admit, even to themselves, it happened? And those that do admit it to themselves how many won't admit it to others because of the stigma?

In before this gets a laugh. Because a laugh would damn well prove my point.


"Because, really, how many men are going to admit, even to themselves, it happened?"

Dude - I had a Jamaican for an ex-wife....you're gonna get some licks, lol. Was it abuse? On a couple of occasions it was, indeed - and I had obvious options, but they were personal thresholds I refused to cross.

We got divorced eventually because it was item #16 or whatever that was toxic and/or dysfunctional about us - but I would never conflate my situation with actual domestic, spousal abuse. I think that would be a disservice to those that are going through some seriously scary s***
 
2020-10-26 11:41:19 AM  

Rocket To Russia: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I think Atomic Jonb is saying that the body double is attractive, not Melanoma.


Fair but I'm not sure it's much better presuming the body-double looks like her ...
 
2020-10-26 11:42:21 AM  

BeansNfranks: Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.
/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face


I feel the same way. She could be very ill. Trump may have beat her up, since he's so stressed out. She could have left him. REALLY.
 
2020-10-26 11:43:52 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?



We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.
 
2020-10-26 11:44:04 AM  

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


This. The first te this came up I really had my doubts, but it became conspicuously obvious.
 
2020-10-26 11:44:33 AM  
* te = time
 
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