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2020-10-26 9:37:15 AM  
It violates the cruel and inhuman punishment clause to make her spend too much time with him.
 
2020-10-26 9:48:08 AM  

EvilEgg: It violates the cruel and inhuman punishment clause to make her spend too much time with him.


What the cruel and inhuman Claus may look like:

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2020-10-26 9:49:38 AM  
Not surprising, under her contract any work over 40 hours a week is time and a half.  At her rate that adds up really fast.
 
2020-10-26 9:50:19 AM  
So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.
 
2020-10-26 9:59:41 AM  
How many body doubles are catching/spreading Covid?
 
2020-10-26 10:12:21 AM  
After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.
 
2020-10-26 10:26:44 AM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.



When Melanie decides she can't stand Donnie for another second and refuses to go places with him it makes him feel insecure.
 
2020-10-26 10:41:52 AM  
Dude is a walking superspreader, holding hands with him *is* a security concern.
 
2020-10-26 10:43:30 AM  
Obviously, Melania wears Dentures, which is why her teeth change so often.
 
2020-10-26 10:43:57 AM  
Oh, Malaria is concerned about her safety?

I really dont care, do u?
 
2020-10-26 10:44:01 AM  
Spoiler alert;  there is a fake Melania and Trump can't be bothered to try to tell them apart.
 
2020-10-26 10:44:21 AM  
Oh, I'm imagining that the SS has some ideas about "uses" for the Melania body double...I'll see myself out
 
2020-10-26 10:44:28 AM  
I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.
 
2020-10-26 10:44:44 AM  
The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!
 
2020-10-26 10:46:09 AM  
We should take away her children, lock them in cages & send her back to Russia.
 
2020-10-26 10:46:29 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.


The day he's banned from Twitter will become a national holiday.
 
2020-10-26 10:47:03 AM  
Trump tweet: The Fake News photoshopped pictures of Melania, then propelled conspiracy theories that it's actually not her by my side in Alabama and other places. They are only getting more deranged with time!


He thinks people posting on social medias are the same as the News? That explains much, not all but much.
 
2020-10-26 10:47:52 AM  
Do you think Donnie knows Melania well enough to notice when a body double is by his side?  I guess the difference would be that the body double will hold his dainty little hand.
 
2020-10-26 10:48:26 AM  

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.
 
2020-10-26 10:48:40 AM  
Funny thing is, Trump doesn't notice.
Melania probably told her, "Look, if you don't want to talk, just hold up your hand. He'll get it and ignore you for a few hours. Works every time. If you keep the glasses on it's because I told him "my eyes look puffy a few times".
Easy peasy, you'll be back in 4 hrs.
 
2020-10-26 10:49:40 AM  
Why are we calling Trump's new mistress Melania's body double?
 
2020-10-26 10:49:57 AM  
Meh, I'll wait till melania releases her tell all book, and someone else reads and reviews it for all the good stuffs. Till there are far more relevant things donnie dipshiat is doing.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:08 AM  
The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:37 AM  
Real Melania voted for Biden and was "dealt with"
 
2020-10-26 10:50:57 AM  
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We're gonna need another Melania!
 
2020-10-26 10:50:59 AM  
I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.
 
2020-10-26 10:51:15 AM  

talkertopc: Trump tweet: The Fake News photoshopped pictures of Melania, then propelled conspiracy theories that it's actually not her by my side in Alabama and other places. They are only getting more deranged with time!


He thinks people posting on social medias are the same as the News? That explains much, not all but much.


In the 60 minutes interview, Trump talks about how he wouldn't have been elected without social media because the "fake news" won't cover him truthfully and fairly. In Trump's mind, social media is the "real news".
2 minute excerpt: https://twitter.com/Politicu​sSarah/sta​tus/1320519094295240712
 
2020-10-26 10:54:10 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.


BREAKING: President Biden had Grapenuts for breakfast. Everyone knows Wheaties is the breakfast of champions. Congressional Republicans demand immediate hearings on this controversy.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:11 AM  

madgonad: Why are we calling Trump's new mistress Melania's body double?


Maybe that's the real Melania and the one we've been seeing all these years is the double...
 
2020-10-26 10:54:16 AM  

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


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2020-10-26 10:54:24 AM  
Yeah, interesting and all that, but the bottom line is "cui bono?"

Who benefits from this?  Does Melania have a clause in her prenup about the maximum number of public appearances she makes in a day?

Also, if this has been going on since 2017, the tell-all by her personal assistant that just came out would surely have mentioned it.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:49 AM  
Lol...
Democrat consipiracy theory

You see this thing slipping away from you!
 
2020-10-26 10:54:52 AM  
Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:56 AM  

NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.


After not holding his hand at the debate the other night?  Sounds about right
 
2020-10-26 10:55:07 AM  

Kiler: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

BREAKING: President Biden had Grapenuts for breakfast. Everyone knows Wheaties is the breakfast of champions. Congressional Republicans demand immediate hearings on this controversy.


Republican response 
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2020-10-26 10:55:35 AM  
To everybody who thinks he's not capable of doing something like this:
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2020-10-26 10:56:53 AM  
She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.
 
2020-10-26 10:58:25 AM  

mudesi: To everybody who thinks he's not capable of doing something like this:
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That picture just blows my mind every time I see it.  He clearly thinks nobody would notice that... and he's the farking president!

Remember, he said "What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening"
 
2020-10-26 10:59:29 AM  
Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?
 
2020-10-26 10:59:31 AM  
Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.

/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face
 
2020-10-26 10:59:38 AM  
Trump's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, said "Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."

Someone needs to take away Grisham's car keys, because if she thinks there is anyone dumb enough at this point to believe the Third Lady is doing any work at all -- let alone charitable work for the less fortunate -- she is clearly hitting the sauce hard again.

Still, I would love to see someone call her bluff and ask her about Melanie's Very Important Work on the opioid crisis, just to see her smokebomb her way out of there.

The only way a Trump is working on the opioid epidemic is if they're promoting it.  While getting a fat cut from a ring of shady scrip writers selling boatloads of the stuff to the unfortunates in Skeeter Holler, KY, of course.
 
2020-10-26 11:00:20 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:00:56 AM  
They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.
 
2020-10-26 11:01:02 AM  

rewind2846: Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?


Not her position.  But Saddam Hussein used them all the time.
 
2020-10-26 11:01:11 AM  

BeansNfranks: Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.

/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face


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You got it buckaroo!
 
2020-10-26 11:01:40 AM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


... Or this is a fun game to play, but ultimately there is no body double, and by pushing this conspiracy theory we are making ourselves look as gullible as the MAGA fools.
 
2020-10-26 11:02:48 AM  
Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.
 
2020-10-26 11:02:49 AM  
Only the real Melania would be this bold.


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2020-10-26 11:02:51 AM  

Catlenfell: Spoiler alert;  there is a fake Melania and Trump can't be bothered to try to tell them apart.


More than one fake?
 
2020-10-26 11:02:52 AM  
Next fake Melania sighting they need to ask her some questions about the holidays and see if she says "Chreeest-meeees" like Count Chocula.
 
2020-10-26 11:03:46 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.


So are we.  Unlike us, she's getting a big payday the minute that fat fark husband of hers explodes in a cloud of KFC gravy.
 
2020-10-26 11:04:28 AM  
I may be wrong, but I have never before heard of an obvious body double being used for any First Lady, either Republican or Democrat, for safety concerns. Can anybody correct me on that?
 
2020-10-26 11:04:48 AM  
Did Melania join Trump onstage at any of the rallies yesterday? If not, why would she fly with him all dressed up - just to keep him company? No way.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:36 AM  

gunga galunga: I may be wrong, but I have never before heard of an obvious body double being used for any First Lady, either Republican or Democrat, for safety concerns. Can anybody correct me on that?


I just did a quick google search for "First Lady Body Double" with a time range from 1999 to 2015 and nothing of note popped up.

If they're going to that level of security with her, I expect she's the one with the nuclear codes.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:59 AM  

NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.


Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:05 AM  

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mela​nia-trump-body-double/

Needs an update, but still on point.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:57 AM  
Did the WH or Trump say that was supposed to be Melania? I haven't kept up with this "conspiracy" but have seen some saying it's Hope Hicks so not surprising she'd be flying with him.
 
2020-10-26 11:07:59 AM  

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


The left also has some sort of visual evidence, regardless of how thin it is.  The right wingers just make shiat up in a bath salts and meth infused fever dream.
 
2020-10-26 11:08:13 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:08:49 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.


Hard disagree. She's a willing participant for money and comfort. Women can be terrible people too.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2​0​20/oct/02/melania-trump-tapes-christma​s-migrant-children-stephanie-winston-w​olkoff

FTA: "OK," the first lady says, "and then I do it and I say that I'm working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, 'Oh, what about the children that they were separated?' Give me a farking break. Where they were saying anything when Obama did that? I cannot go, I was trying to get the kid reunited with the mom. I didn't have a chance - [it] needs to go through the process and through the law."

TLDR; she's just as deplorable as Trump.
 
2020-10-26 11:09:32 AM  

LordBeavis: Next fake Melania sighting they need to ask her some questions about the holidays and see if she says "Chreeest-meeees" like Count Chocula.


Did she just say 'making fark'?
 
2020-10-26 11:09:50 AM  

Danack: Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.


She secret agent even has the same ring on her hand just in case she has to step in, they can just throw a trench coat on her, same nails as well.
 
2020-10-26 11:09:51 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: gunga galunga: I may be wrong, but I have never before heard of an obvious body double being used for any First Lady, either Republican or Democrat, for safety concerns. Can anybody correct me on that?

I just did a quick google search for "First Lady Body Double" with a time range from 1999 to 2015 and nothing of note popped up.

If they're going to that level of security with her, I expect she's the one with the nuclear codes.


To tell the truth, that would help me to sleep better
 
2020-10-26 11:09:57 AM  

schubie: The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.


Yes, and jet fuel can't melt steel.
 
2020-10-26 11:11:32 AM  

gilgigamesh: Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.

So are we.  Unlike us, she's getting a big payday the minute that fat fark husband of hers explodes in a cloud of KFC gravy.


You just know Don Jr., I'm Eric, and Incest Barbie are gonna come after her in the courts when President Moob finally checks out.  It'll be ugly.  I expect the process of her immigration will be brought up.
 
2020-10-26 11:11:46 AM  

Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.


I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.
 
2020-10-26 11:16:27 AM  

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


He deserves a hard slap across the face for Stormy alone. A kick in the 'nads too.
 
2020-10-26 11:16:56 AM  
Yeah why aren't we talking about all the work Melania does with the opioid children?
 
2020-10-26 11:17:07 AM  

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


Maybe Trump also knocked McConnell around
 
2020-10-26 11:17:38 AM  

Rambino: schubie: The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.

Yes, and jet fuel can't melt steel.


Yeah, this whole thing just seems really far-fetched.  I'm not saying I wouldn't put it past Trump for whatever whacked out reason he would have (maybe just to fark with the libs cuz he's a dick), but this is just goofy.  And Melania is a weird looking chick anyway and she's had so much work done, who the hell knows if it all stays in the same place day to day.  I've seen department store mannequins (even the ones without facial features) who emote more than she does.
 
2020-10-26 11:19:27 AM  
Somebody needs to file an FOIA for the fed contract with Disney's Imagineers.

I'm fine with them blacking out the clause about "working orifices."

In fact, please do.
 
2020-10-26 11:19:41 AM  
On the list of things I've seen is the First Lady's bewbs.

On the list of things I haven't seen is the President's tax returns.
 
2020-10-26 11:20:14 AM  

Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.


I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?
 
2020-10-26 11:21:42 AM  
"They are using a body double for the FLOTUS" is hands down the weirdest farking thing about this admin. Like dictator-level surreal shiat.
 
2020-10-26 11:22:42 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


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2020-10-26 11:25:29 AM  

BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.


As much as I loath Trump... spousal abuse is just not funny.

The general populace would probably be amazed by the reality of the amount of wife on husband spousal abuse. Because, really, how many men are going to admit, even to themselves, it happened? And those that do admit it to themselves how many won't admit it to others because of the stigma?

In before this gets a laugh. Because a laugh would damn well prove my point.
 
2020-10-26 11:26:25 AM  

odinsposse: Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.


I look forward to reading a deeply personal account of the events that shaped her life, starting with her childhood spent in her South Side of Chicago neighborhood.
 
2020-10-26 11:26:27 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:26:50 AM  
Security concerns?

(Checks line of succession for First Lady.)
 
2020-10-26 11:26:50 AM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


The Secret Service are professionals. They'll defend POTUS because that's what they do.

Trump himself is probably the first POTUS in living memory who is worth more to the nations' enemies alive than dead, so he has little reason to use a body double even if he could stand someone else being the centre of attention.
 
2020-10-26 11:27:00 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I have to answer "no" to that, and, after a Farker quipped that they'd seen the First Lady's boobs but not the President's tax return, I actually looked up her nude shoots for GQ and a publication I forget the name of; she just looks... cold and calculating, "traditionally beautiful" but soulless, like she was made to a blueprint; and there are likely many people who wouldn't care about that, but... I'm not amongst them
 
2020-10-26 11:27:28 AM  

Danack: Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.


In all the photos i can find with trump and melania side by side, it looks like she's about 1-2 inches shorter than him.

That second body double pick looks like this one is a good 6 inches shorter, which coincides with the first pick where the gal is shorter than Melania.

Why can't we just have a normal farking presidency?
 
2020-10-26 11:28:09 AM  
"Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHA
 
2020-10-26 11:29:11 AM  
Backup FLOTUS also has better rates for smiling then actual FLOTUS
 
2020-10-26 11:31:33 AM  

ReluctantLondon: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I have to answer "no" to that, and, after a Farker quipped that they'd seen the First Lady's boobs but not the President's tax return, I actually looked up her nude shoots for GQ and a publication I forget the name of; she just looks... cold and calculating, "traditionally beautiful" but soulless, like she was made to a blueprint; and there are likely many people who wouldn't care about that, but... I'm not amongst them


Exactly. She's attractive in the same way a Barbie doll is attractive.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:38 AM  

Busta Clown Shoes: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

Sharpknees.jpg


More like sharp everything.

It's an aesthetic that worked well in 1990's pseudo-supermodel glamour photography, but it's cold and bland and probably tastes like Lysol. This does not look like the kind of woman you could invite to a midnight Rocky Horror performance, or anything... you know, actually fun.
 
2020-10-26 11:31:54 AM  

gilgigamesh: Trump's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, said "Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."

Someone needs to take away Grisham's car keys, because if she thinks there is anyone dumb enough at this point to believe the Third Lady is doing any work at all -- let alone charitable work for the less fortunate -- she is clearly hitting the sauce hard again.

Still, I would love to see someone call her bluff and ask her about Melanie's Very Important Work on the opioid crisis, just to see her smokebomb her way out of there.

The only way a Trump is working on the opioid epidemic is if they're promoting it.  While getting a fat cut from a ring of shady scrip writers selling boatloads of the stuff to the unfortunates in Skeeter Holler, KY, of course.


It's called gaslighting.  It's kinda their thing.
 
2020-10-26 11:32:49 AM  
I don't even see the double touching his skin directly. All the shots have her hands over his clothes.
 
2020-10-26 11:33:42 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


For an hour?? You could do much worse.
 
2020-10-26 11:33:52 AM  
I found a picture of Melania for comparison. That's definitely not Melania on the helicopter. The real Melania doesn't smile around Trump.

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2020-10-26 11:35:38 AM  

RasIanI: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

For an hour?? You could do much worse.


Would her animatronics even last an hour?

/ not that most farkers could find out ;-)
 
2020-10-26 11:37:07 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


I think Atomic Jonb is saying that the body double is attractive, not Melanoma.
 
2020-10-26 11:37:11 AM  
I'm so old that I get the Dick Sargent reference.
 
2020-10-26 11:40:40 AM  

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


Even if it is not her (I'm in the 'I don't think it's her camp'), it's really a non story anyway. I think we all agree that she can't stand him, and is over his shiat. If anything, it's just amusing that he would feel the need to have a Melania doll accompanying him on his little trips.
 
2020-10-26 11:41:09 AM  

Petey4335: BeansNfranks: Petey4335: NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.

Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

I'm just shocked we're not talking about Melanie beating Trumps ass.

As much as I loath Trump... spousal abuse is just not funny.

The general populace would probably be amazed by the reality of the amount of wife on husband spousal abuse. Because, really, how many men are going to admit, even to themselves, it happened? And those that do admit it to themselves how many won't admit it to others because of the stigma?

In before this gets a laugh. Because a laugh would damn well prove my point.


"Because, really, how many men are going to admit, even to themselves, it happened?"

Dude - I had a Jamaican for an ex-wife....you're gonna get some licks, lol. Was it abuse? On a couple of occasions it was, indeed - and I had obvious options, but they were personal thresholds I refused to cross.

We got divorced eventually because it was item #16 or whatever that was toxic and/or dysfunctional about us - but I would never conflate my situation with actual domestic, spousal abuse. I think that would be a disservice to those that are going through some seriously scary s***
 
2020-10-26 11:41:19 AM  

Rocket To Russia: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I think Atomic Jonb is saying that the body double is attractive, not Melanoma.


Fair but I'm not sure it's much better presuming the body-double looks like her ...
 
2020-10-26 11:42:21 AM  

BeansNfranks: Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.
/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face


I feel the same way. She could be very ill. Trump may have beat her up, since he's so stressed out. She could have left him. REALLY.
 
2020-10-26 11:43:52 AM  

cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?



We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.
 
2020-10-26 11:44:04 AM  

mudesi: Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!

Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.


This. The first te this came up I really had my doubts, but it became conspicuously obvious.
 
2020-10-26 11:44:33 AM  
* te = time
 
2020-10-26 11:45:05 AM  

vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.


I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.
 
2020-10-26 11:49:15 AM  

mudesi: This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days. farking vote.


That's where I come in.

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2020-10-26 11:52:43 AM  

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2020-10-26 11:53:04 AM  

Russ1642: vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.

I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.


If that was the case, the double would at least have acted affectionate at the debate.
 
2020-10-26 11:53:12 AM  

Russ1642: vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.
I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.


Good guess. She's a covid long-hauler and not only would it make him look bad, Trump can't stand the sight of a weak woman. And she hates him, so it works out. The Secret Service is trying their best to babysit.
 
2020-10-26 11:53:53 AM  

Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?


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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.
 
2020-10-26 11:54:31 AM  

Subtonic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

The day he's banned from Twitter will become a national holiday.


Will his realdonaldtrump account become property of the U S government since it's an official account?  Yeah. Normally it would be.
 
2020-10-26 11:54:50 AM  

gilgigamesh: rewind2846: Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?

Not her position.  But Saddam Hussein used them all the time.


One of the great jokes of the Gulf War - at an assembly of Hussein body doubles, Baghdad Bob walks out and announces "Great news, comrades, our glorious leader has survived another Yankee bombing raid! Unfortunately, he has lost arm..."
 
2020-10-26 11:56:40 AM  

Hickory-smoked: Busta Clown Shoes: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

Sharpknees.jpg

More like sharp everything.

It's an aesthetic that worked well in 1990's pseudo-supermodel glamour photography, but it's cold and bland and probably tastes like Lysol. This does not look like the kind of woman you could invite to a midnight Rocky Horror performance, or anything... you know, actually fun.


I think you've phrased it better than I could - she looks like the kind of person who analyses, moment-to-moment, what will be the action to take most to her benefit

/ Admittedly I analyse, moment-to-moment, what will be appropriate actions to take, but I'm a supposedly-on-the-spectrum f#ck up
// Also admittedly I've never been good enough to have a relationship, but I'd want companionship and fun, not a trophy
 
2020-10-26 12:07:06 PM  

Subtonic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

The day he's banned from Twitter will become a national holiday.


Couldnt we start a go fund me page to pay off Twitter to ban Trump already?
 
2020-10-26 12:08:23 PM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


I believe you're thinking of body double as a means of protection. In reality we should be thinking of these women closer to "actresses" as in, Melania likely is over this shiat but the Trump campaign knows that having her around is good for his campaign and hires look-a-likes for this purpose.
 
2020-10-26 12:13:13 PM  
Maybe the "security concern" is that Melania has threatened Donald.
 
2020-10-26 12:14:14 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.


Also; centipedes.
 
2020-10-26 12:17:06 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.


In her vagina?
 
2020-10-26 12:17:32 PM  

BeansNfranks: Why can't we just have a normal farking presidency?


We can.

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2020-10-26 12:29:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.

In her vagina?


It's more likely than you think.
 
2020-10-26 12:32:23 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Russ1642: vygramul: They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.

I'll bet she's in bed sick and it'd look bad for Trump to keep campaigning.

If that was the case, the double would at least have acted affectionate at the debate.


No, that would be TOO obviously not her.
 
2020-10-26 12:40:32 PM  

ReluctantLondon: / Admittedly I analyse, moment-to-moment, what will be appropriate actions to take, but I'm a supposedly-on-the-spectrum f#ck up
// Also admittedly I've never been good enough to have a relationship,


Trust me, you're good enough.
 
2020-10-26 12:41:56 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Security concerns?

(Checks line of succession for First Lady.)


The line of succession goes Melania->Ivanka->Hope Hicks
 
2020-10-26 12:42:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?


We all know what's been in her vagina, and that ruins whatever attractiveness she may have once had.

Trump dick - Not even once.

Also; centipedes.

In her vagina?


It's more likely than you think!
 
2020-10-26 12:53:51 PM  
It seems this is less of a body double than Melanie is not their, and someone who looks an awful lot like melanie is carrying on the, wifely duties.

Is this for the benefit of maintaining his image?
Is this to fool the public, by quietly slipping in the alternate?
Maybe this helps console Donald, making him feel manly enough to go on.

/ My swag (and guess is all it is) is the 3rd option, #1 plays into that, #2 is a bonus.
// And finally any conversations that it drums up provides fodder for his base, providing a chance for them to mock their opponents for obsessing over this, and giving them a chance to be in on the joke.
/// spoiler they aren't in on the joke.
 
2020-10-26 12:55:16 PM  
It seems this is less of a body double than Melanie is not their there, and someone who looks an awful lot like melanie is carrying on the, wifely duties./preview button gets me again.
 
2020-10-26 1:12:54 PM  

advex101: Maybe the "security concern" is that Melania has threatened Donald.


Or, maybe Ivanka beat the shiat out of Melanoma and Fat Donnie enjoyed watching.  And, also yanked his little mushroom for awhile.  Prove me wrong mutherfarkers.
 
2020-10-26 1:15:13 PM  

odinsposse: Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.


It will mostly be plagiarized from this book
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2020-10-26 1:18:22 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: She's being abused..


You misspelled "complicit"
 
2020-10-26 1:19:47 PM  

cfreak: Rocket To Russia: cfreak: Atomic Jonb: After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.

I really don't get this. Does anyone really think she's attractive?

I think Atomic Jonb is saying that the body double is attractive, not Melanoma.

Fair but I'm not sure it's much better presuming the body-double looks like her ...


But, there's a chance that the body double is NOT half-made of plastic.
 
2020-10-26 1:43:04 PM  
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2020-10-26 1:46:50 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.


There are these things that women (and some men, sometimes) put on their feet called 'high heeled shoes.' So height comparisons aren't going to be terribly useful. Same argument with hair length, style, and color. Wigs, extensions, dye products, and hair cuts are all things that people do.   OTOH, there are some photos where the photos of different Melanias side by side and the ears,  lower jaw, chin, and teeth aren't EVEN close.  I have no idea what's going on, or why. It's just another day in Trump Bizarroworld.
 
2020-10-26 1:47:35 PM  
And how come Alec Baldwin is piloting Marine One?
 
2020-10-26 1:48:47 PM  

Petey4335: Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.


Is it OK if we are just dating?
 
2020-10-26 1:52:21 PM  
In some pictures she definitely looks like a different person but couldn't that be due to makeup and heels?  A former fashion model changing her makeup enough to look different and wearing stilettos or flats seems more likely than a body double. But given this presidency I won't be too shocked if it comes out that they did use a Melania body double.
 
2020-10-26 2:01:26 PM  

Without Fail: Petey4335: Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

Is it OK if we are just dating?


Absolutely not.
 
2020-10-26 2:11:31 PM  

Rambino: namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.

... Or this is a fun game to play, but ultimately there is no body double, and by pushing this conspiracy theory we are making ourselves look as gullible as the MAGA fools.


Do you have functioning eyes? THAT IS NOT MELANIA!
 
2020-10-26 2:17:12 PM  

Petey4335: Without Fail: Petey4335: Whomever funnied that should be ashamed of themselves. Regardless of your like or dislike of anyone, no one deserves to be beaten by their spouse.

Is it OK if we are just dating?

Absolutely not.


Clearly nuance isn't your strong suit.
 
2020-10-26 2:46:36 PM  
My god the divorce after (if!) he loses the election is going to be farking grand.
It will be like watching two cancers battle it out inside a rabid sewer rat's asshole.
 
2020-10-26 3:18:05 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:38:10 PM  

omg bbq: It will be like watching two cancers battle it out inside a rabid sewer rat's asshole.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2020-10-26 6:35:49 PM  

Hickory-smoked: ReluctantLondon: / Admittedly I analyse, moment-to-moment, what will be appropriate actions to take, but I'm a supposedly-on-the-spectrum f#ck up
// Also admittedly I've never been good enough to have a relationship,

Trust me, you're good enough.


(Thank you for the kind words, but I'll just write that I'm really, really not, and try to avoid derailing this thread)
 
2020-10-26 7:51:33 PM  

spaceberry: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Danack: Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

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Found one. But as you can see; real Melania is the same height as Trump. Fake Melania is quite a bit shorter.

There are these things that women (and some men, sometimes) put on their feet called 'high heeled shoes.' So height comparisons aren't going to be terribly useful. Same argument with hair length, style, and color. Wigs, extensions, dye products, and hair cuts are all things that people do.   OTOH, there are some photos where the photos of different Melanias side by side and the ears,  lower jaw, chin, and teeth aren't EVEN close.  I have no idea what's going on, or why. It's just another day in Trump Bizarroworld.


Have you ever seen Melania or Donald not wearing pumps?
 
2020-10-26 8:28:54 PM  

mudesi: It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh,


yes it is.

I don't give a shiat if it's Melania and I don't know any sane person who cares either.

Trump sucks. Melania may or may not be real. Who GAF, just vote.
 
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