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(Wion Earp)   Melania Trump body double only used for security concerns or when holding hands with the president is required   (wionews.com) divider line
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5702 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Oct 2020 at 10:40 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-26 9:37:15 AM  
It violates the cruel and inhuman punishment clause to make her spend too much time with him.
 
2020-10-26 9:48:08 AM  

EvilEgg: It violates the cruel and inhuman punishment clause to make her spend too much time with him.


What the cruel and inhuman Claus may look like:

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2020-10-26 9:49:38 AM  
Not surprising, under her contract any work over 40 hours a week is time and a half.  At her rate that adds up really fast.
 
2020-10-26 9:50:19 AM  
So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.
 
2020-10-26 9:59:41 AM  
How many body doubles are catching/spreading Covid?
 
2020-10-26 10:12:21 AM  
After the presidency is over, and she needs a new gig, I wouldn't mind using her body double for about a week.
 
2020-10-26 10:26:44 AM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.



When Melanie decides she can't stand Donnie for another second and refuses to go places with him it makes him feel insecure.
 
2020-10-26 10:41:52 AM  
Dude is a walking superspreader, holding hands with him *is* a security concern.
 
2020-10-26 10:43:30 AM  
Obviously, Melania wears Dentures, which is why her teeth change so often.
 
2020-10-26 10:43:57 AM  
Oh, Malaria is concerned about her safety?

I really dont care, do u?
 
2020-10-26 10:44:01 AM  
Spoiler alert;  there is a fake Melania and Trump can't be bothered to try to tell them apart.
 
2020-10-26 10:44:21 AM  
Oh, I'm imagining that the SS has some ideas about "uses" for the Melania body double...I'll see myself out
 
2020-10-26 10:44:28 AM  
I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.
 
2020-10-26 10:44:44 AM  
The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!
 
2020-10-26 10:46:09 AM  
We should take away her children, lock them in cages & send her back to Russia.
 
2020-10-26 10:46:29 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.


The day he's banned from Twitter will become a national holiday.
 
2020-10-26 10:47:03 AM  
Trump tweet: The Fake News photoshopped pictures of Melania, then propelled conspiracy theories that it's actually not her by my side in Alabama and other places. They are only getting more deranged with time!


He thinks people posting on social medias are the same as the News? That explains much, not all but much.
 
2020-10-26 10:47:52 AM  
Do you think Donnie knows Melania well enough to notice when a body double is by his side?  I guess the difference would be that the body double will hold his dainty little hand.
 
2020-10-26 10:48:26 AM  

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


Uh, no.

Anyone with two working eyes can clearly, CLEARLY see that that person is NOT Melania.  It's not a farking conspiracy that we shrug off and laugh, it's an obvious fact.

Unless these pictures are photoshops, that is not Melania. Different teeth, different nose, different jawline.

This farking phony assed pussy assed whiny little biatch needs to be gone in 8 days.  farking vote.
 
2020-10-26 10:48:40 AM  
Funny thing is, Trump doesn't notice.
Melania probably told her, "Look, if you don't want to talk, just hold up your hand. He'll get it and ignore you for a few hours. Works every time. If you keep the glasses on it's because I told him "my eyes look puffy a few times".
Easy peasy, you'll be back in 4 hrs.
 
2020-10-26 10:49:40 AM  
Why are we calling Trump's new mistress Melania's body double?
 
2020-10-26 10:49:57 AM  
Meh, I'll wait till melania releases her tell all book, and someone else reads and reviews it for all the good stuffs. Till there are far more relevant things donnie dipshiat is doing.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:08 AM  
The teeth are a dead giveaway. You can see them.
 
2020-10-26 10:50:37 AM  
Real Melania voted for Biden and was "dealt with"
 
2020-10-26 10:50:57 AM  
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We're gonna need another Melania!
 
2020-10-26 10:50:59 AM  
I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.
 
2020-10-26 10:51:15 AM  

talkertopc: Trump tweet: The Fake News photoshopped pictures of Melania, then propelled conspiracy theories that it's actually not her by my side in Alabama and other places. They are only getting more deranged with time!


He thinks people posting on social medias are the same as the News? That explains much, not all but much.


In the 60 minutes interview, Trump talks about how he wouldn't have been elected without social media because the "fake news" won't cover him truthfully and fairly. In Trump's mind, social media is the "real news".
2 minute excerpt: https://twitter.com/Politicu​sSarah/sta​tus/1320519094295240712
 
2020-10-26 10:54:10 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.


BREAKING: President Biden had Grapenuts for breakfast. Everyone knows Wheaties is the breakfast of champions. Congressional Republicans demand immediate hearings on this controversy.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:11 AM  

madgonad: Why are we calling Trump's new mistress Melania's body double?


Maybe that's the real Melania and the one we've been seeing all these years is the double...
 
2020-10-26 10:54:16 AM  

Tomahawk513: The difference between the right and left when it comes to crazy conspiracy theories is that when the Left generates them, we all have a good laugh at it and move on.  Does this look like Melania?  Nope.  Is it?  Probably.  We all acknowledge that.

Now the Right, on the other hand... I mean just look at Qanon - even the President won't disavow it!


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2020-10-26 10:54:24 AM  
Yeah, interesting and all that, but the bottom line is "cui bono?"

Who benefits from this?  Does Melania have a clause in her prenup about the maximum number of public appearances she makes in a day?

Also, if this has been going on since 2017, the tell-all by her personal assistant that just came out would surely have mentioned it.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:49 AM  
Lol...
Democrat consipiracy theory

You see this thing slipping away from you!
 
2020-10-26 10:54:52 AM  
Melania and body double for comparison.
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Body double holding hands with some choad:

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Can anyone find any picture of 'Melania' holding hands with Trump while not wearing ridiculous sunglasses?

Everyphoto or video of Melania where she isn't wearing glasses, she swats his hand away.

Everyphoto (that I can find) where 'Melania' is holding hands with Trump, she is wearing those big glasses, and has a slightly different hairstyle. And face structure. And height.
 
2020-10-26 10:54:56 AM  

NathanAllen: I'm going to assume they use the double after Trump has beat the real one to the point where she can't coverup the bruises.


After not holding his hand at the debate the other night?  Sounds about right
 
2020-10-26 10:55:07 AM  

Kiler: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I really hope that, come January 20th, I don't have to wake up every morning what bizarre bullsh*t the president is up to.

BREAKING: President Biden had Grapenuts for breakfast. Everyone knows Wheaties is the breakfast of champions. Congressional Republicans demand immediate hearings on this controversy.


Republican response 
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2020-10-26 10:55:35 AM  
To everybody who thinks he's not capable of doing something like this:
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2020-10-26 10:56:53 AM  
She's being abused.. and I feel bad for saying this, but: I don't care.
 
2020-10-26 10:58:25 AM  

mudesi: To everybody who thinks he's not capable of doing something like this:
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That picture just blows my mind every time I see it.  He clearly thinks nobody would notice that... and he's the farking president!

Remember, he said "What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening"
 
2020-10-26 10:59:29 AM  
Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?
 
2020-10-26 10:59:31 AM  
Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.

/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face
 
2020-10-26 10:59:38 AM  
Trump's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, said "Once again we find ourselves consumed with a ridiculous non-story when we could be talking about the work the first lady is doing on behalf of children, including the opioid crisis that is gripping our nation."

Someone needs to take away Grisham's car keys, because if she thinks there is anyone dumb enough at this point to believe the Third Lady is doing any work at all -- let alone charitable work for the less fortunate -- she is clearly hitting the sauce hard again.

Still, I would love to see someone call her bluff and ask her about Melanie's Very Important Work on the opioid crisis, just to see her smokebomb her way out of there.

The only way a Trump is working on the opioid epidemic is if they're promoting it.  While getting a fat cut from a ring of shady scrip writers selling boatloads of the stuff to the unfortunates in Skeeter Holler, KY, of course.
 
2020-10-26 11:00:20 AM  
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2020-10-26 11:00:56 AM  
They're using a body double so as not to admit she died of COVID.
 
2020-10-26 11:01:02 AM  

rewind2846: Has any other person in her position EVER used a "body double" that we know of? WTF is up with this weird shat?


Not her position.  But Saddam Hussein used them all the time.
 
2020-10-26 11:01:11 AM  

BeansNfranks: Come on.. these gotta be faked, right? We're heading into right wing nuttery here.

/just shoot me
//shoot me in god damn face


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You got it buckaroo!
 
2020-10-26 11:01:40 AM  

namegoeshere: So the First Lady needs a body double but next to her the real POTUS does not. Because of "security concerns." Either that's bunk and Melania just didn't want to be there, or the folks in charge of security aren't all that concerned for sparing Trump's life.

Could be both.


... Or this is a fun game to play, but ultimately there is no body double, and by pushing this conspiracy theory we are making ourselves look as gullible as the MAGA fools.
 
2020-10-26 11:02:48 AM  
Melina's tell all book is going to be hilarious.
 
2020-10-26 11:02:49 AM  
Only the real Melania would be this bold.


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2020-10-26 11:02:51 AM  

Catlenfell: Spoiler alert;  there is a fake Melania and Trump can't be bothered to try to tell them apart.


More than one fake?
 
2020-10-26 11:02:52 AM  
Next fake Melania sighting they need to ask her some questions about the holidays and see if she says "Chreeest-meeees" like Count Chocula.
 
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