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2020-10-25 9:01:14 PM  
Yet another abuse of power charge to throw on the pile.
 
2020-10-25 9:13:02 PM  
Don't forget that they're supposed to keep the water cooler filled and paperclips in the supply closet too.

/Office drones can't get anything right these days.
 
2020-10-25 9:47:28 PM  
Lawyers are supposed to know the law, and are supposed to be held to a higher standard. These clowns should be disbarred.
 
2020-10-25 11:41:13 PM  
Child?

lol
 
2020-10-25 11:55:17 PM  
The hell you say!
 
2020-10-25 11:57:12 PM  
It's hilarious to me that they think that attacking Hunter Biden is a winning political strategy, especially considering that Uday, Qusay, and Princess All Out of Fecks are each orders of magnitude worse.

Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.
 
2020-10-25 11:58:03 PM  

OdradekRex: Lawyers are supposed to know the law, and are supposed to be held to a higher standard. These clowns should be disbarred.


This brings to mind a question:  If someone receives a pardon 'for all crimes, known and unknown', can they be disbarred?  I assume so, but I suspect a lot of these chucklefarks haven't considered that.
 
2020-10-25 11:58:28 PM  
"Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.
 
2020-10-26 12:00:30 AM  

markie_farkie: Yet another abuse of power charge to throw on the pile.


Let's hope someone remembers to do something with that pile.
 
2020-10-26 12:00:50 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


The Trumps are legally barred from ever running a charity again.
 
2020-10-26 12:02:43 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: It's hilarious to me that they think that attacking Hunter Biden is a winning political strategy, especially considering that Uday, Qusay, and Princess All Out of Fecks are each orders of magnitude worse.

Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.


I won't answer it, I'll just mention they may well yet get away with it.

The obvious question is why aren't the Dems going Don Jr, I'm Eric or the world's hottest daughter?

I note Ivanka got paid illegally by the Trump organisation, but every Trump acolyte who's falling over themselves to "just ask questions" or "be concerned" about Hunter Biden never seem to mention this.
 
2020-10-26 12:03:02 AM  
Remind again, who is attempting a coup?

Can't be Hillary or Obama, right? They've been private citizens for 4+ years

Oh well.
 
2020-10-26 12:03:10 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.


They know it. They are in office after all.

The question is: are Americans stupid enough to do it again?
 
2020-10-26 12:04:52 AM  
Perhaps something is gonna happen?

/knocks on wood.
 
2020-10-26 12:05:01 AM  
Fark, fix the MS Surface ad that keeps blocking my ability to click links.
 
2020-10-26 12:05:33 AM  

Exception Collection: OdradekRex: Lawyers are supposed to know the law, and are supposed to be held to a higher standard. These clowns should be disbarred.

This brings to mind a question:  If someone receives a pardon 'for all crimes, known and unknown', can they be disbarred?  I assume so, but I suspect a lot of these chucklefarks haven't considered that.


The State Bars don't care if you were convicted, or not. Or whether you were pardoned. They have their own rules of professional conduct, their own investigative bodies, their own deliberative bodies, their own hearings, and their own sanctions.

Think of them like Agent Kujan from The Usual Suspects,  "You get no immunity from me."
 
2020-10-26 12:06:44 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: It's hilarious to me that they think that attacking Hunter Biden is a winning political strategy, especially considering that Uday, Qusay, and Princess All Out of Fecks are each orders of magnitude worse.

Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.


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2020-10-26 12:07:11 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: It's hilarious to me that they think that attacking Hunter Biden is a winning political strategy, especially considering that Uday, Qusay, and Princess All Out of Fecks are each orders of magnitude worse.

Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.


I suspect part of it is because Trump's kids are so shady. So they make up something about Biden's so the average low-information voter sees the same shiat happening on both sides, and doesn't bother to look into it.
 
2020-10-26 12:07:54 AM  

Aussie_As: The obvious question is why aren't the Dems going Don Jr, I'm Eric or the world's hottest daughter?


Going after "the children" of a political opponent, always looks bad...

/ Dems are bad at this stuff
 
2020-10-26 12:08:31 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


Smarting yourself.

Interesting choice.
 
2020-10-26 12:09:22 AM  
There's less pieces of shiat floating in the Ganges River then there is in the White House.
 
2020-10-26 12:12:18 AM  

zeroman987: GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.

Smarting yourself.

Interesting choice.


HAHAHAHAHAH. Hoooo boy! Is that guy for real??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I literally missed his post. So thank you for pointing him out.
 
2020-10-26 12:12:51 AM  

hotrod2001: There's less pieces of shiat floating in the Ganges River then there is in the White House.


fewer
 
2020-10-26 12:13:41 AM  
P.S. You can be an adult and still be a child of your parents.


/HAHAHAHAHAHAH
//knocks on wood again
 
2020-10-26 12:52:13 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


He was names Hunter, his parents sealed his fate
 
2020-10-26 1:04:00 AM  
I am so farking over this, tRump has to go (thankfully only a few days to go*) and then someone has to clean house.  Biden's whole first term (just like Obama' and Clinton's) will be spent cleaning up problems created by the last administration.

*IN ALL SANE COUNTRIES, a few days would be true, BUT not in the USoA, oh no, they let their failure continue to enact laws for like almost 3 months after they are gone.  This is a flaw in the US, it is a flaw that was created at a time and by people who I understand why they did it (a bunch of white, land owning, male c*nts.)  That really needs to be fixed, because it is wrong.
 
2020-10-26 1:11:02 AM  
Man, the trolls are REALLY working overtime this election.
 
2020-10-26 1:19:48 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


That settles it then.  I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden.
 
2020-10-26 1:20:36 AM  

WillofJ2: GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.

He was names Hunter, his parents sealed his fate


My favourite American author, independent thinker and all around legend was called Hunter. Fark you.

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2020-10-26 1:22:46 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Man, the trolls are REALLY working overtime this election.


You can tell they're getting desperate if they have to resort to calling Hunter Biden a pedophile.
 
2020-10-26 1:26:12 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Keizer_Ghidorah: Man, the trolls are REALLY working overtime this election.

You can tell they're getting desperate if they have to resort to calling Hunter Biden a pedophile.


THIS. They have no better imgaination than to recreate the already ludicrous Pizzagate bullshiat. It's just terrible.

But remember your alphabet folks, once the Qanon shiat is up we've still got the R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Zanon shiat to come.
 
2020-10-26 1:32:13 AM  
I honestly couldn't pick Hunter Biden out of a lineup of him, Joe Biden, Grimace from McDonald's, and Peter Strzok
 
2020-10-26 2:03:21 AM  

Aussie_As: WillofJ2: GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.

He was names Hunter, his parents sealed his fate

My favourite American author, independent thinker and all around legend was called Hunter. Fark you.

[Fark user image image 300x168]


Called hunter or named hunter?  He can be all of those things and still be a douche. Read the interviews with his son, he can still be your hero and a douche
 
2020-10-26 2:11:31 AM  
It's 8 days until the election. My most disquieting thought is this: Where the hell is William Barr?

Trump 2020 is treating the Hunter Biden nonsense as their last best shot to take down Joe. Why are these second-stringers in the White House council's office taking point? Is there not a single weasel in the DOJ Barr can lean on to drum up and leak a bunch of legal scandal-talk that would instantly drive the media into a frenzy?

Granted, Barr has not exactly been batting 1000 with Trump. The Durham inquiry was not the October surprise party he planned it as. I would imagine that would've given Barr all the more motivation to go along with whatever alternative scam to cheese the election. Instead, he's been relevantly quiet. Last peep from him involved charging protesters with sedition. Fascistic and un-American, yes, but nothing really to significantly tip the election in Trump's favor.

Ideally, between the failure of the Durham inquiry, the hilariously botched dropping of the Flynn case, and generally being revealed as Trump's unrepentant toady might mean that Barr's bureaucratic mojo has run out. Knowing the hallways of government has let him get away with many more things than a typical Trump flunky but now they know him and what he is trying to do. Pending a change in presidential leadership, the people in those hallways will be the ones to hold Barr's feet to the fire. Maybe Barr decided to stop digging the hole he has made for himself.

On the other hand, maybe he recognizes the Hunter Biden stuff to be the weak sauce it is and he's keeping his powder relatively clean for the next step in trying to keep Trump in power regardless of the vote totals. If there is a court case for Trump to try to litigate the election, you can be sure that Barr's justice department will be on it. That is a given. But what Barr has already done with the deployment of DOJ irregulars this summer opens the door for far darker deeds to ratfark the election. That is what is on my mind.
 
2020-10-26 2:27:55 AM  

WillofJ2: Called hunter or named hunter?  He can be all of those things and still be a douche. Read the interviews with his son, he can still be your hero and a douche


Alright, I checked up on this, fair enough I concede the point. Well Farked.
 
2020-10-26 2:49:09 AM  

Aussie_As: WillofJ2: Called hunter or named hunter?  He can be all of those things and still be a douche. Read the interviews with his son, he can still be your hero and a douche

Alright, I checked up on this, fair enough I concede the point. Well Farked.


Its funny though i had not thought about him in a while, had a philosophy professor that loved him, has tk look up his quotes. They were all open to interpretation to some degree and I may have it wrong,

"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity."

Seems to sum up every political scandal,

I should probably go back and read some now that life has given me some more perspective
 
2020-10-26 2:57:50 AM  

WillofJ2: Aussie_As: WillofJ2: Called hunter or named hunter?  He can be all of those things and still be a douche. Read the interviews with his son, he can still be your hero and a douche

Alright, I checked up on this, fair enough I concede the point. Well Farked.

Its funny though i had not thought about him in a while, had a philosophy professor that loved him, has tk look up his quotes. They were all open to interpretation to some degree and I may have it wrong,

"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity."

Seems to sum up every political scandal,

I should probably go back and read some now that life has given me some more perspective


In my view the ultimate example of this is not Trump, he's not in my top 10. It's Dick Cheney. Lied his way into a war in the name of his corporate buddies, thousands of Americans and many more Iraqis died, he got paid so farking well and has never been charged let alone prosecuted let alone convicted let alone executed. Amazing.
 
2020-10-26 3:14:28 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: It's hilarious to me that they think that attacking Hunter Biden is a winning political strategy, especially considering that Uday, Qusay, and Princess All Out of Fecks are each orders of magnitude worse than what they are charging Hunter with.

Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.


FTFY.  Because the 'Hunter is bad' meme is seeping into minds.
 
2020-10-26 3:15:07 AM  

phygz: Child?

lol


What is he, a clone?
 
2020-10-26 5:00:06 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


So?  Still doesn't justify a public official in his acting capacity peddling smut on the relative of his bosses political opponent, no matter how douchey the relative in question.  The fact that you think it's OK shows you are a terrible American and probably a not much better person.
 
2020-10-26 5:55:50 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


Let's talk about Trump, Joe Biden, and mud....
Youtube Am0CypZFIuc
 
2020-10-26 6:19:10 AM  
So, they've realized that using the FEC to threaten was just a little too on the nose as a campaign stunt?

At this point, run down the clock on this. Keep asking for clarifications, keep it in their court and tie them up with the SAME bullsh*t that they've been doing to try to avoid having to actually close cases that they didn't really want to start in the first place.
 
2020-10-26 6:45:43 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: "Child?"

Sure he's Biden's crotchfruit, but he's a grown man.  And one with a history of smoking crack and knocking women up and trying to avoid taking responsibility for the kid.

Oh.  And he dated his brothers widow and dumped her.

For as bad you ppl think the Trumps are, this guy is working with several legitimate douchebag red flags.


Yet, STILL not as assholishly  corrupt as Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-26 6:48:30 AM  

Aussie_As: KiwDaWabbit: It's hilarious to me that they think that attacking Hunter Biden is a winning political strategy, especially considering that Uday, Qusay, and Princess All Out of Fecks are each orders of magnitude worse.

Do they think that Americans are stupid?

/Don't answer that.

I won't answer it, I'll just mention they may well yet get away with it.

The obvious question is why aren't the Dems going Don Jr, I'm Eric or the world's hottest daughter?

I note Ivanka got paid illegally by the Trump organisation, but every Trump acolyte who's falling over themselves to "just ask questions" or "be concerned" about Hunter Biden never seem to mention this.


Because it's not going to change anyone's mind
 
2020-10-26 6:52:06 AM  

Langdon_777: I am so farking over this, tRump has to go (thankfully only a few days to go*) and then someone has to clean house.  Biden's whole first term (just like Obama' and Clinton's) will be spent cleaning up problems created by the last administration.

*IN ALL SANE COUNTRIES, a few days would be true, BUT not in the USoA, oh no, they let their failure continue to enact laws for like almost 3 months after they are gone.  This is a flaw in the US, it is a flaw that was created at a time and by people who I understand why they did it (a bunch of white, land owning, male c*nts.)  That really needs to be fixed, because it is wrong.


In all seriousness there's not a lot of wiggle room to move the dates around without amending the Constitution.
 
2020-10-26 7:09:09 AM  

qorkfiend: Langdon_777: I am so farking over this, tRump has to go (thankfully only a few days to go*) and then someone has to clean house.  Biden's whole first term (just like Obama' and Clinton's) will be spent cleaning up problems created by the last administration.

*IN ALL SANE COUNTRIES, a few days would be true, BUT not in the USoA, oh no, they let their failure continue to enact laws for like almost 3 months after they are gone.  This is a flaw in the US, it is a flaw that was created at a time and by people who I understand why they did it (a bunch of white, land owning, male c*nts.)  That really needs to be fixed, because it is wrong.

In all seriousness there's not a lot of wiggle room to move the dates around without amending the Constitution.


In England, Canada, New Zealand and Australia, your closest buds, your other four eyes, our leaders pack their bags on election day.  If they lose then they are gone, THAT DAY.  There is no hanging around and shiating on shiat.

Seriously it would be like breaking up with your partner, but for the next three months your partner has to come along on all your dates.
 
2020-10-26 7:12:49 AM  

Langdon_777: qorkfiend: Langdon_777: I am so farking over this, tRump has to go (thankfully only a few days to go*) and then someone has to clean house.  Biden's whole first term (just like Obama' and Clinton's) will be spent cleaning up problems created by the last administration.

*IN ALL SANE COUNTRIES, a few days would be true, BUT not in the USoA, oh no, they let their failure continue to enact laws for like almost 3 months after they are gone.  This is a flaw in the US, it is a flaw that was created at a time and by people who I understand why they did it (a bunch of white, land owning, male c*nts.)  That really needs to be fixed, because it is wrong.

In all seriousness there's not a lot of wiggle room to move the dates around without amending the Constitution.

In England, Canada, New Zealand and Australia, your closest buds, your other four eyes, our leaders pack their bags on election day.  If they lose then they are gone, THAT DAY.  There is no hanging around and shiating on shiat.

Seriously it would be like breaking up with your partner, but for the next three months your partner has to come along on all your dates.


I didn't say it made sense (though there are differences, namely that those systems already have full shadow governments for the opposition and the entire administration is pulled from members of parliament so staffing is easier).

I said "there's not a lot of wiggle room to move the dates around without amending the Constitution."
 
2020-10-26 7:45:39 AM  

phygz: Child?

lol


You try too hard.
That is the correct term.
You are an ass.
 
2020-10-26 7:46:33 AM  

haknudsen: phygz: Child?

lol

What is he, a clone?


You must remember, trumpers are desperate infants who are literally grasping at straws at this point.
 
2020-10-26 8:33:31 AM  

Langdon_777: I am so farking over this, tRump has to go (thankfully only a few days to go*) and then someone has to clean house.  Biden's whole first term (just like Obama' and Clinton's) will be spent cleaning up problems created by the last administration.

*IN ALL SANE COUNTRIES, a few days would be true, BUT not in the USoA, oh no, they let their failure continue to enact laws for like almost 3 months after they are gone.  This is a flaw in the US, it is a flaw that was created at a time and by people who I understand why they did it (a bunch of white, land owning, male c*nts.)  That really needs to be fixed, because it is wrong.


trump won't be enacting anything in his lame duck period...
 
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