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(ESPN)   Typical Browns: Throwing a first pass INT for the 2nd straight game, losing their top WR in the process. 2020's alternate reality Browns: Win the game on a last second TD catch   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-10-25 7:55:21 PM  
Truly this is the worst timeline.  Those were bullet passes and amazing catches.
 
2020-10-25 8:18:38 PM  
Bengals fan here. This isn't a 2020 thing or a Browns thing. This is a Bengals thing. Decades worth of a Bengals thing.

Hell they've already lost a game and failed to tie a game on 4th quarter field goals. What makes you think they weren't all lined up to give up a last second game winning TD?
 
2020-10-25 8:23:17 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Bengals fan here. This isn't a 2020 thing or a Browns thing. This is a Bengals thing. Decades worth of a Bengals thing.

Hell they've already lost a game and failed to tie a game on 4th quarter field goals. What makes you think they weren't all lined up to give up a last second game winning TD?


Sack Zack. He sucks bawls and his interviews are just bullshiat repetition on a loop.
 
2020-10-25 8:24:49 PM  

WTFDYW: Three Crooked Squirrels: Bengals fan here. This isn't a 2020 thing or a Browns thing. This is a Bengals thing. Decades worth of a Bengals thing.

Hell they've already lost a game and failed to tie a game on 4th quarter field goals. What makes you think they weren't all lined up to give up a last second game winning TD?

Sack Zack. He sucks bawls and his interviews are just bullshiat repetition on a loop.


I'm also a Bengals fan.🤐
 
2020-10-25 8:29:29 PM  
Three Crooked Squirrels:  This isn't a Browns thing. This is a Bengals thing.

That was my first thought upon reading the headline and prior to entering the thread.
 
2020-10-25 8:30:15 PM  
I didn't watch the game.

I think I'm not going to watch any more games.

Expect the Browns to win out now.
 
2020-10-25 10:10:46 PM  
I made the best fantasy football decision I have ever made earlier this week. Changed my mind on a backup QB for Jackson.
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2020-10-25 10:18:52 PM  
Zach Taylor, Marvin Lewis, David Shula. It doesn't matter. The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise. If you think Katy Blackburn is any less cold blooded than her father you're a fool. If you look at their front office I'll bet you'll find the scouting department understaffed if they have one at all.
 
2020-10-25 10:32:55 PM  
just another week that the Browns didn't cover the spread (-3.5).   You could make money on the Browns and Jets by betting the opponent every week.
 
2020-10-25 10:55:07 PM  
The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.
 
2020-10-25 11:10:35 PM  
Isn't this the game that the kicker (Parkey) missed the extra point, setting up a scenario where the Browns were only up by 3? I don't play FF, so I can't keep up with where the F kickers wind up month to month.
 
2020-10-25 11:48:41 PM  
Mayfield honestly seems to play better when OBJ is not on the field

fatalvenom: The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.


And Cam needs to start or stop.  Whatever is the opposite of what he's doing now
 
2020-10-26 12:15:17 AM  

null: I didn't watch the game.

I think I'm not going to watch any more games.

Expect the Browns to win out now.


I swear to god, I'm coming after you if I found out that:
1) you secretly hacked the 2018 election to steal everyone's signature plate from the voter rolls
2) Made some huge "Browns to the Superbowl for everyone's souls/wellbeing" deal with the devil at the end of last year using the forged signatures of millions of Americans as a large enough trade to make the Browns play well
 
2020-10-26 1:54:47 AM  

fatalvenom: The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.


Meanwhile 43 year old Brady threw 400 and had 5 tds today. Some system QB he turned out to be.
 
2020-10-26 4:40:42 AM  

fatalvenom: The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.


But i was told Cam was back to being MVP Cam and the Patriots where going to win the superbowl after that first week. I saw at least one article a day for a week about it.
 
2020-10-26 4:50:54 AM  

TheManofPA: null: I didn't watch the game.

I think I'm not going to watch any more games.

Expect the Browns to win out now.

I swear to god, I'm coming after you if I found out that:
1) you secretly hacked the 2018 election to steal everyone's signature plate from the voter rolls
2) Made some huge "Browns to the Superbowl for everyone's souls/wellbeing" deal with the devil at the end of last year using the forged signatures of millions of Americans as a large enough trade to make the Browns play well


I would never make a deal with Satan.

He's been fully booked up for appointments by the right-wing of America for the past couple years and his secretary (Auntie Cheesus's granny) said that even he can't make the Browns good - he's got pre-existing agreements with several other owners, players, and coaches.
 
2020-10-26 5:08:33 AM  

TheManofPA: null: I didn't watch the game.

I think I'm not going to watch any more games.

Expect the Browns to win out now.

I swear to god, I'm coming after you if I found out that:
1) you secretly hacked the 2018 election to steal everyone's signature plate from the voter rolls
2) Made some huge "Browns to the Superbowl for everyone's souls/wellbeing" deal with the devil at the end of last year using the forged signatures of millions of Americans as a large enough trade to make the Browns play well


And they will still end up 7-9 watching the playoffs from home.
 
2020-10-26 6:38:30 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Zach Taylor, Marvin Lewis, David Shula. It doesn't matter. The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise. If you think Katy Blackburn is any less cold blooded than her father you're a fool. If you look at their front office I'll bet you'll find the scouting department understaffed if they have one at all.


This. I always tell Bengals fans they are farked forever unless Mike Brown takes a dirt nap and his daughter decides to spend the money and get a competent GM.
 
2020-10-26 6:56:04 AM  

colon_canoe: fatalvenom: The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.

Meanwhile 43 year old Brady threw 400 and had 5 tds today. Some system QB he turned out to be.


I had a feeling that was going to happen.
 
2020-10-26 7:39:03 AM  

Crewmannumber6: The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise.


Jerry Jones,James Dolan, Larry Tanenbaum, and the Wilpons all had a sensible chuckle over allowing the Brown family full membership to their exclusive club
 
2020-10-26 7:53:51 AM  

fatalvenom: colon_canoe: fatalvenom: The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.

Meanwhile 43 year old Brady threw 400 and had 5 tds today. Some system QB he turned out to be.

I had a feeling that was going to happen.


My question is if he was that good then why did they cheat so much?
 
2020-10-26 7:57:54 AM  

chuggernaught: fatalvenom: colon_canoe: fatalvenom: The most 2020 thing is the Pats being 2-4.

The last time it happened was 2000. When I was in my senior year of high school.

I don't even remember them being 2-4 because I was so high.

I need to start smoking weed again.

Meanwhile 43 year old Brady threw 400 and had 5 tds today. Some system QB he turned out to be.

I had a feeling that was going to happen.

My question is if he was that good then why did they cheat so much?


Bill Belicheat has to cheat.  It's part of his contact with Satan.
 
2020-10-26 8:40:17 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Zach Taylor, Marvin Lewis, David Shula. It doesn't matter. The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise. If you think Katy Blackburn is any less cold blooded than her father you're a fool. If you look at their front office I'll bet you'll find the scouting department understaffed if they have one at all.


Mike and Art, "The Mel Kiper" (EP2)
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2020-10-26 10:27:23 AM  
Saw the end of the game when the Steelers game was over, it was amazing.
 
2020-10-26 11:20:07 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Crewmannumber6: Zach Taylor, Marvin Lewis, David Shula. It doesn't matter. The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise. If you think Katy Blackburn is any less cold blooded than her father you're a fool. If you look at their front office I'll bet you'll find the scouting department understaffed if they have one at all.

This. I always tell Bengals fans they are farked forever unless Mike Brown takes a dirt nap and his daughter decides to spend the money and get a competent GM.


I don't see any evidence that things are different under Katie
 
2020-10-26 11:37:18 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Axeofjudgement: Crewmannumber6: Zach Taylor, Marvin Lewis, David Shula. It doesn't matter. The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise. If you think Katy Blackburn is any less cold blooded than her father you're a fool. If you look at their front office I'll bet you'll find the scouting department understaffed if they have one at all.

This. I always tell Bengals fans they are farked forever unless Mike Brown takes a dirt nap and his daughter decides to spend the money and get a competent GM.

I don't see any evidence that things are different under Katie


Oh completely agree! But I try to give em hope!
 
2020-10-26 12:16:35 PM  
dywed88:

And they will still end up 7-9 watching the playoffs from home.

They have 5 wins right now, and still play Jets, Eagles, Giants, Jaguars, Raiders and Texans.
 
2020-10-26 12:17:36 PM  

T.rex: dywed88:

And they will still end up 7-9 watching the playoffs from home.

They have 5 wins right now, and still play Jets, Eagles, Giants, Jaguars, Raiders and Texans.


On the other hand, they are the Browns.
 
2020-10-26 1:05:44 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Axeofjudgement: Crewmannumber6: Zach Taylor, Marvin Lewis, David Shula. It doesn't matter. The one constant is the Brown family. They've perfected the art of maximizing profits from a losing franchise. If you think Katy Blackburn is any less cold blooded than her father you're a fool. If you look at their front office I'll bet you'll find the scouting department understaffed if they have one at all.

This. I always tell Bengals fans they are farked forever unless Mike Brown takes a dirt nap and his daughter decides to spend the money and get a competent GM.

I don't see any evidence that things are different under Katie


They just spent more money in free agency this offseason than ever before. Not really their fault both of the big name signings got hurt pretty much immediately.
 
2020-10-26 1:12:47 PM  
So I know I'm in the minority around here as a non self-loathing Bengals fan but they've been pretty fun to watch this year (outside of the Ravens game). Burrow's the real deal and it seems they've found their LT as well. The offense (and Joe, and Tee) gets better each week.

Yeah the defense sucks, but their two big FA signings aren't playing and trying to break in some youth at LB. No surprise there and it's been what has killed them.

Still, they basically started a complete rebuild last offseason and despite a pretty bad roster overall they're hanging in games against playoff caliber teams. It's a low bar but it counts for something IMO. I think that bodes well for the future.
 
2020-10-26 1:42:08 PM  
And now OBJ is officially toast for the year with a torn ACL. They seem to do ok without him, but then again this was the Bungles so...
 
2020-10-26 1:47:10 PM  

null: TheManofPA: null: I didn't watch the game.

I think I'm not going to watch any more games.

Expect the Browns to win out now.

I swear to god, I'm coming after you if I found out that:
1) you secretly hacked the 2018 election to steal everyone's signature plate from the voter rolls
2) Made some huge "Browns to the Superbowl for everyone's souls/wellbeing" deal with the devil at the end of last year using the forged signatures of millions of Americans as a large enough trade to make the Browns play well

I would never make a deal with Satan.

He's been fully booked up for appointments by the right-wing of America for the past couple years and his secretary (Auntie Cheesus's granny) said that even he can't make the Browns good - he's got pre-existing agreements with several other owners, players, and coaches.


You did go around chanting "Pie Jesu domine".
 
2020-10-26 2:39:31 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: null: TheManofPA: null: I didn't watch the game.

I think I'm not going to watch any more games.

Expect the Browns to win out now.

I swear to god, I'm coming after you if I found out that:
1) you secretly hacked the 2018 election to steal everyone's signature plate from the voter rolls
2) Made some huge "Browns to the Superbowl for everyone's souls/wellbeing" deal with the devil at the end of last year using the forged signatures of millions of Americans as a large enough trade to make the Browns play well

I would never make a deal with Satan.

He's been fully booked up for appointments by the right-wing of America for the past couple years and his secretary (Auntie Cheesus's granny) said that even he can't make the Browns good - he's got pre-existing agreements with several other owners, players, and coaches.

You did go around chanting "Pie Jesu domine".


If Jesus is involved then you need to talk to Him.  Or the Pope, possibly.
 
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