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2020-10-25 10:13:32 PM  

stoli n coke: Mr. Eugenides: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

How do you have eleven grandchildren at 54?

Catholic?


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2020-10-25 10:14:27 PM  

FunkJunkie: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

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Plus AOC had the Twitch Among Us livestream that was pretty much a GOTV directed to youth.
As far as media appearances, I can't say. But that they haven't been out doing rallies and such, well there's a pandemic going on plus ya know, a lot of shiat going down in DC.


Gracias, again it is me, I don't Twit lol.
 
2020-10-25 10:15:05 PM  

Walker: "WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!"
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In Albany? Nah, watch out for scorpions.
 
2020-10-25 10:15:30 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Crazy... it was sooooo easy to vote in CA, and to track that my vote was delivered.


Yes.  In OR it took 1 day for my ballot to go from a drop box to being verified.
 
2020-10-25 10:15:31 PM  

Print'sNotDead: I love this, and I love that high turnout in the past has favored Democrats. But truthfully, I'm still petrified that somehow, one way or another, the Pre-Covid prediction I made of Trump losing the popular vote by 10 million and still winning the Electoral College will be right. Early voting in my State starts tomorrow, I'll be there.
I've never wanted a Dem tsunami so badly in my lifetime.


Dammit. Alb. Autocorrect fouled me again!
 
2020-10-25 10:16:10 PM  

Print'sNotDead: FunkJunkie: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

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Plus AOC had the Twitch Among Us livestream that was pretty much a GOTV directed to youth.
As far as media appearances, I can't say. But that they haven't been out doing rallies and such, well there's a pandemic going on plus ya know, a lot of shiat going down in DC.

Gracias, again it is me, I don't Twit lol.


It's all good, assembling all that took a few mins and I saw in your responses in between that it was an actual good faith question.
Weird to see those lately :)
 
2020-10-25 10:20:08 PM  

FunkJunkie: Print'sNotDead: FunkJunkie: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

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Plus AOC had the Twitch Among Us livestream that was pretty much a GOTV directed to youth.
As far as media appearances, I can't say. But that they haven't been out doing rallies and such, well there's a pandemic going on plus ya know, a lot of shiat going down in DC.

Gracias, again it is me, I don't Twit lol.

It's all good, assembling all that took a few mins and I saw in your responses in between that it was an actual good faith question.
Weird to see those lately :)


Yeah, I legit think/thought they were/are laying low to head off the "JOW BIDEN IS A TROJAN HORSE OF THE RADICAL LEFT" argument. Glad to see they're out there talking to an important segment of Democratic voters. I had heard about the Twitch thing but - sigh - I'm old I forgot.
 
2020-10-25 10:20:49 PM  
Voted Saturday afternoon, first day of early voting in NY state. I live in Buffalo NY and typically can walk right into my polling place and vote without any wait. Yesterday? Stood in the nice brisk fall weather for two hours. Don't care, would do again. Numb feet and hands don't bother me as much as that orange turd who dares to call himself president.
 
2020-10-25 10:21:09 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm in Washington state where it is vote by Mail for everyone. I dropped my ballot off at city hall last weekend and my vote has already been counted:



Nebraska here. Everyone in Nebraska can vote by mail if they so wish. My wife and I filled ours out (yes, straight Blue) I dropped them off 2  Sundays ago and checked on line 3 days later and our ballots were received and accepted.

And now for a public service announcement:
IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY, VOTE!
 
2020-10-25 10:26:00 PM  

Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?


Wtf are you babbling about?
 
2020-10-25 10:31:29 PM  

aleister_greynight: We could have all mail in balloting, it's very nice.


It is, indeed. It's one of the things my state gets right.
 
2020-10-25 10:33:05 PM  

whosits_112: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

Wtf are you babbling about?


My fear that too much of the Bernie/AOC will stay home/vote some third party. Those fears somewhat quelled by previous responses. Thanks for your helpful input though!
 
2020-10-25 10:34:47 PM  

monsatano: ryebread: I guess this is as good a place as any to make my prediction.

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Trump wins DC with 80% of the vote, while many precincts report negative vote totals for Biden. If the Supreme Court agrees with, you know, everyone, that there was massive interference and gives DC to the Dems, there is a 269-269 tie. In any case, the city burns.

/Because 2020

If AZ/WI don't go to Biden, there's no way in hell that NE-2 does.


More to the point, there's no way Republicans could steal DC and fail to steal Michigan.
 
2020-10-25 10:44:25 PM  

Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?


The fark is wrong with you?
 
2020-10-25 10:49:51 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

The fark is wrong with you?


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2020-10-25 10:50:17 PM  

koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.


Sweet mother of god.  How early did you start pumping them out to have grandkids, and 11 of them, by 52!?  Well, skipping 10 years of education after high school probably helps.  But then I'd have a shiatty job wouldn't have spent my 30's working in 3 labs across Europe and have a job I love (except terms when I have to teach Med Micro to the 2nd year medical students.  I wake up praying for death those days)
 
2020-10-25 10:51:13 PM  

shinji3i: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

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2020-10-25 10:55:28 PM  
So how long after Trump loses, before the cons start calling him a RINO and start claiming that he only list because he was not conservative enough?
 
2020-10-25 10:56:33 PM  
The next week plus is going to be a roller coaster of dread and hope.
 
2020-10-25 10:56:49 PM  

shinji3i: Print'sNotDead: I love this, and I love that high turnout in the past has favored Democrats. But truthfully, I'm still petrified that somehow, one way or another, the Pre-Covid prediction I made of Trump losing the popular vote by 10 million and still winning the Electoral College will be right. Early voting in my State starts tomorrow, I'll be there.
I've never wanted a Dem tsunami so badly in my lifetime.

Thanks to the electoral college Russia only needs to change a few thousand votes in a few areas to make a difference. Not like they would be able to access voter counts in several swing states with treasonous republican government officials that turn a blind eye to election security, they'd have to have some like lowly skilled hackers on their payroll to pull that off.


* ... again ...
 
2020-10-25 10:59:33 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

The fark is wrong with you?


It's not interested in legitimate media, or it would have seen dozens of articles and news blurbs over the past six months showing AOC and Bernie Sanders saying, singing, and yelling to freaking vote for Biden.

It's here with gotcha questions that will elicit words from responders so that it can then do a Gish gallop from a script and dazzle us with bogus facts and statistics. That's all.
 
2020-10-25 11:00:21 PM  

Ashelth: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

Sweet mother of god.  How early did you start pumping them out to have grandkids, and 11 of them, by 52!?  Well, skipping 10 years of education after high school probably helps.  But then I'd have a shiatty job wouldn't have spent my 30's working in 3 labs across Europe and have a job I love (except terms when I have to teach Med Micro to the 2nd year medical students.  I wake up praying for death those days)


These people are blathering about opening schools.  That tells me that they are likely babysitters to those grandchildren, whose parents probably work crappy jobs (can't work from home when you're employed as a burger flipper at McDonald's).  So I'd guess that these two geniuses had kids young, and their kids did the same, only being a teen/early 20s parent worked out MUCH MUCH worse for the younger generation.
 
2020-10-25 11:03:52 PM  
We dropped off our absentee ballots Friday.  We live in Oklahoma, so voting blue at this point is pretty pointless but we do it anyway.  Funny thing, if it wasn't for Covid-19 we would have had to find a Notary Public to verify our ballots........When we dropped off our ballots we had to provide a drivers license.
 
2020-10-25 11:13:36 PM  

Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?


Bernie has been campaigning hard for Biden.
Almost every day he holds an event.
 
2020-10-25 11:14:02 PM  
Meanwhile in Nevada:


We did a horse parade/cabalgata to early vote today with family and friends... I need you to vote too bcs. you deserve better. Tenemos que votar @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @_ErikaHerrera @AdrianEngGast @yuditsanchez5 #strongertogether #nvotesearly @nvdems pic.twitter.com/41kdaxfgeo
- Edgar Flores (@EdgarFloresNV) October 25, 2020

/horse parades > boat parades
//horses float
 
2020-10-25 11:15:23 PM  

Print'sNotDead: I love this, and I love that high turnout in the past has favored Democrats. But truthfully, I'm still petrified that somehow, one way or another, the Pre-Covid prediction I made of Trump losing the popular vote by 10 million and still winning the Electoral College will be right. Early voting in my State starts tomorrow, I'll be there.
I've never wanted a Dem tsunami so badly in my lifetime.


the 2020 election in a nutshell: Trump supporters are very confident about their chances despite there being little to no evidence to back up their beliefs while everyone else (myself included) is worried about Trump being re-elected in spite of all the evidence pointing to his likely defeat.

I'm not sure this is a bad thing actually.
 
2020-10-25 11:15:26 PM  
 
2020-10-25 11:17:44 PM  

Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?


In 2020 the push to vote for Biden speaks for itself. Why say anything when the alternative is so blatantly terrible?
 
2020-10-25 11:22:01 PM  

winedrinkingman: So how long after Trump loses, before the cons start calling him a RINO and start claiming that he only list because he was not conservative enough?


Expect to see this picture all through conservative social media.
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2020-10-25 11:30:26 PM  

GardenWeasel: By the end of the first day, 6,561 people had cast ballots in the county, down from the 7,794 who turned out for the first day of early voting four years ago.

Dafuq? Florida.

 
2020-10-25 11:31:49 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: Meanwhile in Nevada:


We did a horse parade/cabalgata to early vote today with family and friends... I need you to vote too bcs. you deserve better. Tenemos que votar @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @_ErikaHerrera @AdrianEngGast @yuditsanchez5 #strongertogether #nvotesearly @nvdems pic.twitter.com/41kdaxfgeo
- Edgar Flores (@EdgarFloresNV) October 25, 2020

/horse parades > boat parades
//horses float


Inshallah
 
2020-10-25 11:45:57 PM  

Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?


AOC was on Meet The Press this morning.
 
2020-10-25 11:49:20 PM  

Mithiwithi: winedrinkingman: So how long after Trump loses, before the cons start calling him a RINO and start claiming that he only list because he was not conservative enough?

Expect to see this picture all through conservative social media.
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The arch conservative New Hampshire Union Leader, which has never endorsed a Democrat in the past, endorsed Biden.
https://www.unionleader.com/opinion/e​d​itorials/our-choice-is-joe-biden/artic​le_e2053388-cc66-59f4-9e7f-8e01a1ea11d​f.html

Other than being a disaster they don't think he is conservative with the US finances - he's blowing up the national debt and is responsible for unchecked federal spending.
 
2020-10-25 11:53:57 PM  
After reading the thread...
Since we're doing this:
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2020-10-26 12:36:51 AM  

GardenWeasel: By the end of the first day, 6,561 people had cast ballots in the county, down from the 7,794 who turned out for the first day of early voting four years ago.

Dafuq, Florida?


Keep in mind that it's Florida --  the place old people go to die.
 
2020-10-26 12:41:22 AM  
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2020-10-26 12:43:54 AM  

Petey4335: After reading the thread...
Since we're doing this:
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Can I do it, too?

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2020-10-26 12:47:27 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

How do you have eleven grandchildren at 54?


Make sure your kids have sex at least 11 times.
 
2020-10-26 1:15:43 AM  
All those long lines are telling Trump one loud message:

FAR QUEUE!
 
2020-10-26 1:21:16 AM  
You have to think like a hero merely to behave like a decent human being.
 
2020-10-26 1:42:27 AM  

mofa: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

The fark is wrong with you?

It's not interested in legitimate media, or it would have seen dozens of articles and news blurbs over the past six months showing AOC and Bernie Sanders saying, singing, and yelling to freaking vote for Biden.

It's here with gotcha questions that will elicit words from responders so that it can then do a Gish gallop from a script and dazzle us with bogus facts and statistics. That's all.


So much for a sincere question. I follow "legitimate" media all the time, and last I heard of Sanders was his complaining about Biden a few weeks (months? Covid time... who knows) ago. Thanks to a few folks here that aren't just puking insults I got an answer.
What the rest of you notrollsonfarkmemeshiatposters are doing... keep it up, I guess. Much like President McDonald, you aren't exactly expanding Fark's base.
 
2020-10-26 1:44:01 AM  

TXprof: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

AOC was on Meet The Press this morning.


My mistake again lol, I watched Face the Nation.
 
2020-10-26 1:47:09 AM  

SuburbanCowboy: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

Bernie has been campaigning hard for Biden.
Almost every day he holds an event.


Not sure if I saw what you did there... by he you meant Biden or that was pretty - hrrm - incisive.
 
2020-10-26 1:51:14 AM  

BMulligan: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

The fark is wrong with you?

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So deep in dank memes y'all don't even remember what being human is like, do you? Carry on and vote Blue, bannedfromredditor.
 
2020-10-26 2:50:00 AM  

Print'sNotDead: mofa: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

The fark is wrong with you?

It's not interested in legitimate media, or it would have seen dozens of articles and news blurbs over the past six months showing AOC and Bernie Sanders saying, singing, and yelling to freaking vote for Biden.

It's here with gotcha questions that will elicit words from responders so that it can then do a Gish gallop from a script and dazzle us with bogus facts and statistics. That's all.

So much for a sincere question. I follow "legitimate" media all the time, and last I heard of Sanders was his complaining about Biden a few weeks (months? Covid time... who knows) ago. Thanks to a few folks here that aren't just puking insults I got an answer.
What the rest of you notrollsonfarkmemeshiatposters are doing... keep it up, I guess. Much like President McDonald, you aren't exactly expanding Fark's base.


1) make an asinine claim/ask an asinine question
2) people rightfully call out the asininity of your claim/question while also responding to it
3) claim to be the victim because people were mean to you

Textbook.
 
2020-10-26 2:51:30 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

How do you have eleven grandchildren at 54?


At 36, my best friend in the Navy married a woman 8 years his senior. She'd a son 8 years younger than her new husband (she had her son when she was 16). Her son had two daughters and a step-daughter from his wife's first marriage (the son's wife's daughter was 17). By the time my friend was ready to retire from the Navy at 40, his step-son's step-daughter gave him a double-step-great-grandson.

Irony: my friend is gay & it was a marriage of convenience because, since it was then illegal for a gay man to serve his country, he needed a beard and married the mother of another friend, a shipmate of ours, & she needed to finish her degree & medical care. Additionally, his wife had 3 additional daughters, all mothers, so he had a total of four step-children, 9 step-grandchildren & 1 double-step granddaughter, and 1 something-step (triple or double, I dunno) great-grandchild.

This was in 1992. They never divorced, she passed away from lung cancer (2010) and he married his husband in 2012 with his kids, grandkids & great-grandchild by his first marriage there. They live in his late wife's house, a 3 flat, with two of his step-daughter in the other flats.

On the first date, talking about themselves, he told future husband he thought the date was going really well & he invited him to come back to his house for the night, "but my grandson & his wife & sons are camping in the guest room for a few days while their apartment is being repaired because of water damage." His date stopped, looked at him while he put that sentence together and asked, "Wait. What? You have great-grandchildren? How the fark old are you?"  (Answer: 55.) God bless 'em, that family works.

What I find most amazing is: his youngest step-daughter's ex-husband, after the divorce, stayed in the spare room and never left so he could still help care for his two kids, living in his ex-stepmother's apartment (since her gay husband mostly lived elsewhere and obviously it was not a traditional marriage). When his ex-step-mother died, and gay husband inherited the house, he stayed on and has never moved out.

In the dining room they have a family tree of photos on the wall. It's a beautiful wall.
 
2020-10-26 3:07:22 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Mr. Eugenides: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

How do you have eleven grandchildren at 54?

At 36, my best friend in the Navy married a woman 8 years his senior. She'd a son 8 years younger than her new husband (she had her son when she was 16). Her son had two daughters and a step-daughter from his wife's first marriage (the son's wife's daughter was 17). By the time my friend was ready to retire from the Navy at 40, his step-son's step-daughter gave him a double-step-great-grandson.

Irony: my friend is gay & it was a marriage of convenience because, since it was then illegal for a gay man to serve his country, he needed a beard and married the mother of another friend, a shipmate of ours, & she needed to finish her degree & medical care. Additionally, his wife had 3 additional daughters, all mothers, so he had a total of four step-children, 9 step-grandchildren & 1 double-step granddaughter, and 1 something-step (triple or double, I dunno) great-grandchild.

This was in 1992. They never divorced, she passed away from lung cancer (2010) and he married his husband in 2012 with his kids, grandkids & great-grandchild by his first marriage there. They live in his late wife's house, a 3 flat, with two of his step-daughter in the other flats.

On the first date, talking about themselves, he told future husband he thought the date was going really well & he invited him to come back to his house for the night, "but my grandson & his wife & sons are camping in the guest room for a few days while their apartment is being repaired because of water damage." His date stopped, looked at him while he put that sentence together and asked, "Wait. What? You have great-grandchildren? How the fark old are you?"  (Answer: 55.) God bless 'em, that family works.

What I find most amazing is: his youngest step-daughter's ex-husband, after the divorce, stayed in the spare room and never left so he could still help care for his two kids, living in his ex-stepmother's apartment (since her gay husband mostly lived elsewhere and obviously it was not a traditional marriage). When his ex-step-mother died, and gay husband inherited the house, he stayed on and has never moved out.

In the dining room they have a family tree of photos on the wall. It's a beautiful wall.


Btw: the 16 year old girl who had a child that started it? She was in an LDS sect in New Mexico. When she was 26, he husband beat her in the front yard so savagely she lost 7 teeth. Somehow she & her four kids escaped to a West Coast town when she worked, raised her kids, got her GED, went to college ( thanks to her gay marriage of convenience husband), and earned a master's and a teaching certificate, bought a house, and made her family safe.
 
2020-10-26 3:13:48 AM  

Print'sNotDead: mofa: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Print'sNotDead: Open Threadjack:

1: Where the hell are Bernie, AOC and the squad, and question 2, do you think maybe it intentional and better that they're not out there imploring their supporters to vote Biden? Are they exhorting their supporters to vote Biden through Hard Left leaning channels I'm not in on? Are they being asked to step back?

No snark at all, seriously wondering what's up with that. Anyone?

The fark is wrong with you?

It's not interested in legitimate media, or it would have seen dozens of articles and news blurbs over the past six months showing AOC and Bernie Sanders saying, singing, and yelling to freaking vote for Biden.

It's here with gotcha questions that will elicit words from responders so that it can then do a Gish gallop from a script and dazzle us with bogus facts and statistics. That's all.

So much for a sincere question.


Bugger off sealion
 
2020-10-26 3:29:25 AM  

iheartscotch: koder: For Michael Reinhart, a 52-year-old truck driver, and his wife, Carolyn, a 54-year-old training manager at McDonald's, voting this year is about their 11 grandchildren and getting schools opened back up.
Michael: "If it took all day, I would wait to make sure my vote got counted."

Specifically, they're in favor of getting the schools opened, right now, at the start of the second wave. They're voting, so you'd better too.

There's supposed to be a high of 20 degrees F tomorrow, with 2 inches of snow. I wish them luck.


I hope they farking die of exposure and their grandkids aren't subject to their idiotic whims.
 
2020-10-26 5:02:27 AM  
this article is beautiful, thanks subby
 
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