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(The Scottish Sun)   Sexpert reveals the disgusting habit men need to stop 'immediately.' Yes it it involves butt stuff, but not the kind men want to deal with   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-25 4:44:46 PM  
There are too many men out there to put up with poor hygiene. I don't want to hear complaints, you're the one sleeping with a dirty man.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 5:58:57 PM  
Maybe us men with higher standards aren't forward enough about promoting the fact we have higher hygiene standards.

I'd be embarrassed at myself if I ever wore underwear with literal poop on them, and I certainly wouldn't expect someone else to clean it up.
 
2020-10-25 6:08:15 PM  
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2020-10-25 6:15:17 PM  

Xai: Maybe us men with higher standards aren't forward enough about promoting the fact we have higher hygiene standards.

I'd be embarrassed at myself if I ever wore underwear with literal poop on them, and I certainly wouldn't expect someone else to clean it up.


Your argument is invalid as you are a Farker, who naturally has poop coming out at all times.
 
2020-10-25 8:06:15 PM  
I read TFA.  It did not describe a disgusting habit men need to stop 'immediately'.
 
2020-10-25 8:09:30 PM  
Wiping my dick on the curtains after sex?
 
2020-10-25 9:03:55 PM  
Clean your ass. Clean your junk. Clean your hands.

This should not be difficult to remember, nor should it be hard to do.
 
2020-10-25 9:05:31 PM  
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2020-10-25 9:55:53 PM  

naughtyrev: Clean your ass. Clean your junk. Clean your hands.

This should not be difficult to remember, nor should it be hard to do.


Ah yes, the whore bath. Takes me back to the first couple of weeks of boot camp.
 
2020-10-25 9:58:18 PM  
Man, the one time I want a Daily Fail link with more pics. That lady is cute as hell, and looks likes she's got some wonderful curves...
 
2020-10-25 9:58:42 PM  

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Had a friend that dated a woman that told him up front that she hated that shiat, and that she'd cockpunch him if he was dumb enough to try it.  Like a genius, he had to try it...

/she was a baker by trade
//with forearms like Popeye
///his only comment was that Bruce Lee would have been impressed at her short punch skills
////he was walking a little funny too
 
2020-10-25 9:59:25 PM  
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2020-10-25 9:59:54 PM  
drta but I wonder if it's for men to wash their asses.

If so, there's already a theme song for it.

James Kochalka Superstar - Wash Your Ass
Youtube 9MWi7MPQBKQ
 
2020-10-25 10:02:02 PM  
Says this person advising that women 'clean themselves sick,' without batting an eye.
 
2020-10-25 10:02:08 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Xai: Maybe us men with higher standards aren't forward enough about promoting the fact we have higher hygiene standards.

I'd be embarrassed at myself if I ever wore underwear with literal poop on them, and I certainly wouldn't expect someone else to clean it up.

Your argument is invalid as you are a Farker, who naturally has poop coming out at all times.


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2020-10-25 10:02:26 PM  
Warning; some NSFW language. But very, VERY relevant.

Del tha Funkee Homosapien - If You Must
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2020-10-25 10:03:07 PM  
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Don't look it up... I can't puke rainbows anymore
 
2020-10-25 10:03:17 PM  
Dnrtfa

/pull my finger
//do it again
///sharded
 
2020-10-25 10:03:23 PM  
I married me an Asian man. That means no skid marks + a weird pitcher thing next to the toilet that I know is involved in post-poop rituals somehow but, mercifully, no details.

India has this rep in the west for being dirty, but at least they clean their asses properly. Respect.
 
2020-10-25 10:03:48 PM  
The fact that this is an actual "article" shows how much better things were years ago...
 
2020-10-25 10:05:04 PM  
Neurotypical people are weird.
 
2020-10-25 10:05:41 PM  
Dudes. Go to the bathroom, drop trou, and wipe your ass with a fresh piece of tp. Now move it closer to your nose until you just cant anymore. Remember this moment everytime you want a girl to go down on you.

Now go and live a better life.
 
2020-10-25 10:06:02 PM  

Thenixon: Says this person advising that women 'clean themselves sick,' without batting an eye.


Yeah, this. I'm not saying we men are without fault (and you know who you are you dirty-ass bastards) but don't sit here and even try to tell me that all women are sparkling clean and fresh. I've had to clean women's restrooms before. Y'all can be a filthy farking breed.
 
2020-10-25 10:07:48 PM  
I mean, it's 2020.  I have a literal made-in-Korea remote control robot to thoroughly wash my butt with 105-degree perfectly-aimed water.  If you can do that, why wouldn't you do that?
 
2020-10-25 10:08:24 PM  
Lemme just update my dating profile to mention that I wash my ass.
 
2020-10-25 10:09:34 PM  
I don't even want my wife to touch me if I feel stinky - I'd rather hop in the shower quick.  Plus the cleaner I am the more she's interested in fun pre-stuff.
 
2020-10-25 10:09:43 PM  
If you use toilet paper to clean your butt... ewww.
 
2020-10-25 10:09:48 PM  
I've gotten that age where my asshole gets irritated if I don't apply some wet wipes to clean thoroughly after a bowel movement. One day I'd love to have a bathroom with a power plug located net to the toilet so can I add a seat with a bidet so I can power wash that sphincter.
 
2020-10-25 10:10:46 PM  

Xai: Maybe us men with higher standards aren't forward enough about promoting the fact we have higher hygiene standards.

I'd be embarrassed at myself if I ever wore underwear with literal poop on them, and I certainly wouldn't expect someone else to clean it up.


Way back in college, I briefly dated a guy who had bad habits like rarely washing clothes. He ran out of clean underwear, and just went commando. His jeans had a skid mark that was noticeable from the outside.

It's not just a guy thing, either.  I work with a woman who's left skid marks on the office chair we share. She also has as bad a beard as her husband
 
2020-10-25 10:11:03 PM  
I work at an Amazon facility that handles customer returns.  This morning, I processed a return for a fleshlight type device. One of the prompts on the process software asks if the product looks used or damaged.  I didn't even bother opening the package and clicked *used*.  At $15/hr, that ain't enough for me to investigate.

I know this has nothing to do with buttstuff.
 
2020-10-25 10:13:42 PM  
It's less than 10%. Come on that's not a big dif.
 
2020-10-25 10:15:09 PM  

radiovox: I work at an Amazon facility that handles customer returns.  This morning, I processed a return for a fleshlight type device. One of the prompts on the process software asks if the product looks used or damaged.  I didn't even bother opening the package and clicked *used*.  At $15/hr, that ain't enough for me to investigate.

I know this has nothing to do with buttstuff.


Coward.
 
2020-10-25 10:17:44 PM  
When women are in the mood they don't want to stop for anything.  Sick, dirty, stinky, when they're ready to go they don't give a shiat, just get to it. I've offered to take a shower first but nope, get to it.  I don't want to touch or be touched when I'm sick but oh here she comes, who cares that I have a 101 temperature and so stuffed up I can barely breathe...clothes off, get to it.  I just took a dump you don't have to go down on...ok if you insist.
 
2020-10-25 10:18:48 PM  
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2020-10-25 10:20:32 PM  

NINEv2: Thenixon: Says this person advising that women 'clean themselves sick,' without batting an eye.

Yeah, this. I'm not saying we men are without fault (and you know who you are you dirty-ass bastards) but don't sit here and even try to tell me that all women are sparkling clean and fresh. I've had to clean women's restrooms before. Y'all can be a filthy farking breed.


CSB Reminds me of an incident the wife experienced a few years ago (in a Zellers, so that long ago) We were in the little restaurant and Mrs. Jorm announces she has to go to the bathroom and departs. She shows back up really fast looking a little distraught. "Someone hot-carled the whole farking bathroom" she says. She then goes and asks a worker to please clean the ladies' room post haste. He gets a slightly annoyed look on his face that says "Oh, great, is there a little water on the counter or something?" and he gets a mop and heads into the room of horror. He emerges shortly after looking extremely sad and defeated. 'I think I need a bigger mop" he says.
/CSB
//I've never found shiat anywhere but in the toilet in a men's room.
 
2020-10-25 10:20:42 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: If you use toilet paper to clean your butt... ewww.


I drive a truck. If you can convince Pilot or TA to switch to bidets, more power to you. I never get to shiat in my own house.
 
2020-10-25 10:22:20 PM  
From the waist up that broad looks relatively fit.
So maybe it's the way she's sitting, but them are some SERIOUS thunder thighs.
 
2020-10-25 10:22:38 PM  
Fart while getting a blowjob?
 
2020-10-25 10:23:45 PM  
I think it's great when they use 'toxic masculinity' to describe pretty much every behaviour that's bad. It's a ridiculous sexist term and it deserves to be overused until it means nothing.
 
2020-10-25 10:23:49 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: I married me an Asian man. That means no skid marks + a weird pitcher thing next to the toilet that I know is involved in post-poop rituals somehow but, mercifully, no details.

India has this rep in the west for being dirty, but at least they clean their asses properly. Respect.


I roomed with a Chinese-American guy.  Skidmark city and we had to tell him to please don't just leave them sitting by the toilet where we would have to see them.  I do think the Army cured him of that though.
 
2020-10-25 10:24:41 PM  

radiovox: I work at an Amazon facility that handles customer returns.  This morning, I processed a return for a fleshlight type device. One of the prompts on the process software asks if the product looks used or damaged.  I didn't even bother opening the package and clicked *used*.  At $15/hr, that ain't enough for me to investigate.

I know this has nothing to do with buttstuff.


Everywhere I've been it's a state health code violation to accept returns on sex toys.

\used to work in the retail part of that industry
 
2020-10-25 10:24:42 PM  
The headline is about a habit that men need to stop, but then the author talks about what she wants men to start doing.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
 
2020-10-25 10:25:21 PM  
FTA: male hygiene, and the abysmally low standard we set for it, serves as yet another nod to the gendered double standards that dominate heterosexual relationships

Here we go, women make the decision and it is still men's fault. Kitten, either raise your standards or accept the fact that a man that washes his undercarriage wouldn't settle for you.
 
2020-10-25 10:25:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: One day I'd love to have a bathroom with a power plug located net to the toilet so can I add a seat with a bidet so I can power wash that sphincter.


Why do you need electricity? Bidets built into the seats use water pressure.
 
2020-10-25 10:26:20 PM  

radiovox: I work at an Amazon facility that handles customer returns.  This morning, I processed a return for a fleshlight type device. One of the prompts on the process software asks if the product looks used or damaged.  I didn't even bother opening the package and clicked *used*.  At $15/hr, that ain't enough for me to investigate.

I know this has nothing to do with buttstuff.


Remember.  It's not THEIR fleshlight.  It is A fleshlight.
 
2020-10-25 10:29:46 PM  
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2020-10-25 10:31:55 PM  
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2020-10-25 10:32:27 PM  
God damn it.
 
2020-10-25 10:33:01 PM  

CommonName2: FTA: male hygiene, and the abysmally low standard we set for it, serves as yet another nod to the gendered double standards that dominate heterosexual relationships

Here we go, women make the decision and it is still men's fault. Kitten, either raise your standards or accept the fact that a man that washes his undercarriage wouldn't settle for you.


Look.  I shower once a month whether I need it or not.
 
2020-10-25 10:33:21 PM  
Get a Washlet, you nasty assholes.
 
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