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(Twitter)   The Trump administration planned to give Santa Claus performers early access to a coronavirus vaccine in exchange for their participation in a $250 million PSA. (Paywall, unfortunately)   (twitter.com) divider line
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2686 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Oct 2020 at 4:06 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-25 11:15:54 AM  
52 votes:
When this popped up on my phone this morning I was about 80% sure I was dreaming.
 
2020-10-25 4:12:57 PM  
27 votes:
STOP GIVING BILLY BOB THORNTON IDEAS FOR BAD SANTA 3!!!
 
2020-10-25 11:15:06 AM  
26 votes:
Ho Ho Ho, it's time I told you the truth about Trump's vaccine boys and girls ... it's as mythical as I am.
 
2020-10-25 4:31:06 PM  
23 votes:
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2020-10-25 4:29:17 PM  
23 votes:
It's time to put "Christ" back in "Christ, what an asshole!"
 
2020-10-25 4:17:32 PM  
21 votes:
"Ho Ho Ho
But enough about Melania"
 
2020-10-25 11:49:01 AM  
21 votes:
We can't test a unproven vaccine on chimpanzees just yet, people would complain about cruelty. Hey, I got an idea........
 
2020-10-25 4:42:12 PM  
15 votes:

Raoul Eaton: Well hell.  Bribing Santa Claus isn't even on my bingo card.


NO QUID PRO HO HO HO?
 
2020-10-25 4:18:18 PM  
15 votes:

Jesterling: When this popped up on my phone this morning I was about 80% sure I was dreaming.


When I opened my phone and read this in bed this morning, Olivia Newton John walked in from the shower and said "Tell me about it, stud" and I was 99% sure I was dreaming.

But there's still a 1% chance.
 
2020-10-25 12:47:57 PM  
15 votes:
GOP is making a list. You are not on it twice.
 
2020-10-25 4:27:36 PM  
13 votes:
Well hell.  Bribing Santa Claus isn't even on my bingo card.
 
2020-10-25 4:13:32 PM  
13 votes:
Here you go kid, have a lump of clean coal.
 
2020-10-25 4:26:40 PM  
12 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: Ric Erwin, chairman of the Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas, called the news "extremely disappointing," adding: "This was our greatest hope for Christmas 2020, and now it looks like it won't happen."


You'd think that the head of FORBS would be a smarter businessman.
 
2020-10-25 4:22:27 PM  
11 votes:
I've seen where this ends.

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2020-10-25 4:52:17 PM  
10 votes:

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Oh sure! Let Burgermiester Trumpenburger and the She-Grinch dictate the terms of Christmas!


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2020-10-25 4:28:54 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-25 4:09:30 PM  
8 votes:
SANTA spelled backwards is They All gonna Die anyway, pay me.
 
2020-10-25 11:36:13 AM  
8 votes:
Naughty list!
 
2020-10-25 4:49:03 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-10-25 4:41:21 PM  
6 votes:

Raoul Eaton: Well hell.  Bribing Santa Claus isn't even on my bingo card.


It was on my bingo card, but every square except Free Space says Russia.
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2020-10-25 4:11:09 PM  
6 votes:
roddikinsathome:

"photo opportunities with a Santa trapped in a Covid-safe snow globe. "

Thats a decent idea.
 
2020-10-25 6:27:54 PM  
5 votes:
I had no idea Santa performers had this kind of pull in Washington. Citizens United runs deep.
 
2020-10-25 6:11:18 PM  
5 votes:
Performers? Wtf? Are they saying they aren't Santa? Why is Trump waging this war on Christmas?
 
2020-10-25 4:26:44 PM  
5 votes:
Oh sure! Let Burgermiester Trumpenburger and the She-Grinch dictate the terms of Christmas!
 
2020-10-25 6:24:35 PM  
4 votes:

Moroning: Here's a summary for those who can't see.

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Best of luck to Caputo's tumor.
 
2020-10-25 4:48:30 PM  
4 votes:
Oh man that's too bad it fell through. Maybe they could peddle the idea to a bunch of Zwarte Piet cosplayers. It's more on-brand for Trump anyhow. Why not?
 
2020-10-25 4:38:45 PM  
4 votes:
Tiny Tim - Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS this Year
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/ I guess somebody has to update this then
 
2020-10-25 4:25:38 PM  
4 votes:
HAIL SANTA!
 
2020-10-25 4:21:42 PM  
4 votes:
Billy Bob Thornton needs to be the first to get a vaccine and Tim Allen needs to be the last to get a vaccine.
 
2020-10-25 4:14:21 PM  
4 votes:
Does Santa even have anything to do with the religious aspect of  "Christmas", or is he just some pagan image?

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2020-10-25 5:15:13 PM  
3 votes:
Is this about those Santa guys that brawl on the streets of Manhattan or something?

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2020-10-25 4:26:41 PM  
3 votes:
Santa Clauses and strippers to the front of the line! - Trump administration
 
2020-10-25 4:20:16 PM  
3 votes:
Instead of coal this Christmas Santa will be handing out sputum to all the bad boys and girls.
 
2020-10-25 4:16:51 PM  
3 votes:
Yes, Cletus, there is a COVID vaccine.  It exists as certainly as fear and selfishness and stigginit exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.  Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no COVID vaccine.  It would be as dreary as if there were no Cletuses.
 
2020-10-25 4:49:23 PM  
2 votes:
So the liberal was on Christmas continues.  Jesus and his twelve elves will laugh as you socialists burn in hell.
 
2020-10-25 4:47:41 PM  
2 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Raoul Eaton: Well hell.  Bribing Santa Claus isn't even on my bingo card.

It was on my bingo card, but every square except Free Space says Russia.
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Дед Матрос.
 
2020-10-25 4:47:08 PM  
2 votes:
A Christmas Message about SATAN CLAUS!
Youtube WMrC56CwiNo
 
2020-10-25 4:46:48 PM  
2 votes:
Trump won the war on Christmas by getting more on Christmas.
 
2020-10-26 11:08:07 AM  
1 vote:

The Reverend Sam Hill: [YouTube video: A Christmas Message about SATAN CLAUS!]


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2020-10-25 4:44:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-25 4:33:30 PM  
1 vote:
Aren't Santas by and large good-hearted human beings? You'd have to be, wouldn't you? Though upon googling it I guess they start at about $30 an hour, it would still be a tough job if you didn't genuinely want to make children happy.

They'd probably appear in a PSA for free because they want people to live. Typical of rotten people to think everyone is as rotten as they are and would be jockeying to do the job to save themselves.
 
2020-10-25 4:25:41 PM  
1 vote:
fark cheistmas.

There were decorations up before October at some stores in my city.

Relegate your pagan worship masquerading as religion but is really just co sumerian turned up to 11 at least until after we have the day to give thanks for all we already have and those that sacrificed to get us here.

As for covid vaccines for mall santas, just give the vaccine at NA and AA and you will hit a majority of them.

Real bearded stanata is a bunch of old white haired guys of course they want trump to give to them first, that ladder ain't gonna pull itself up.
 
2020-10-25 4:22:39 PM  
1 vote:
This has got to be a joke right?! Even Jared and Ivanka couldn't come with something so asinine and stupid that they think plays into their PR 100% of the time while accomplishing nothing and just deceive the ancephalic populace. Their whole political messaging is attempting to relate to whom they assume to be their entirely predictable base on feelings not facts.  As in Dotard "brought back football" which he really had no hand in except making Twitter overtures
Bring back Krampus
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rant off...where's the tylenol?
 
2020-10-25 4:18:46 PM  
1 vote:
If I read this in the Onion, I would have felt that they were losing their touch.
 
2020-10-25 4:18:44 PM  
1 vote:
Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy unavailable for comment.
 
2020-10-25 11:35:52 AM  
1 vote:
Everything reads like an Onion article these days.
 
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