scottbix: "Since you would be doing Santa a serious favor, Santa would definitely reciprocate." The Trump administration planned to give Santa Claus performers early access to a coronavirus vaccine in exchange for their participation in a $250 million PSA. https://t.co/R00yNqVrIy
Officer Barrelroll: Everything reads like an Onion article these days.
optikeye: We can't test a unproven vaccine on chimpanzees just yet, people would complain about cruelty. Hey, I got an idea........
sithon: Officer Barrelroll: Everything reads like an Onion article these days.Except this seems to far fetched for an onion article.
Jesterling: When this popped up on my phone this morning I was about 80% sure I was dreaming.
common sense is an oxymoron: Ric Erwin, chairman of the Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas, called the news "extremely disappointing," adding: "This was our greatest hope for Christmas 2020, and now it looks like it won't happen."
thealgorerhythm: Ho Ho Ho, it's time I told you the truth about Trump's vaccine boys and girls ... it's as mythical as I am.
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