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2020-10-25 2:47:58 PM  
5 votes:
Well I'm heading out to see a girl with a small cat
 
2020-10-25 2:41:07 PM  
2 votes:

ClavellBCMI: dietbubba: i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD

Dietbubba would be the winner, then, since he is one of two of us who do *not* have a double-digit negative GD, and his is only -2.


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2020-10-25 2:23:19 PM  
2 votes:
i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD
 
2020-10-25 2:09:41 PM  
2 votes:

dietbubba: Newcastle looks like they are playing 6 banks of 10


I've seen this formation before.
Real Madrid VS 100+ kid
Youtube l2uk9u7jb78
 
2020-10-25 12:16:12 PM  
2 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: Jonjo is out with an injury.
Have to find a new player to make fun of.

Harry Maguire. Any Fulham player.

Can't make fun of any Newcastle players today, and no making fun of any Gunners today (at least as far as I am concerned, even if I am hoping the Arsenal "defense" doesn't do their usual vanishing act today).


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"Maybe."
 
2020-10-25 12:04:04 PM  
2 votes:
Jonjo is out with an injury.
Have to find a new player to make fun of.
 
2020-10-25 11:42:17 AM  
2 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Like Wyle E Coyote running off the cliff, once Everton experience self awareness they plummet back to earth


"Wile E. Coyote, SUPER-GENIUS!!" said right before the oncoming train hits him as it exits the tunnel.

(yes, Wile E. Coyote is my hero, which explains why I am a Tottenham supporter)
 
2020-10-25 10:46:08 AM  
2 votes:
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Do I like your photo?
Mmm
Didn't even leave a name. Rude.
 
2020-10-25 5:29:59 PM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: Chimpy McSquirrel: Vardy party.
Nice ball over the top and cross right onto Vardy's noggin.
0-1

His bird is a grass


Coleen Rooney should've gotten a damn Nobel Prize in Literature for her post.
 
2020-10-25 5:03:36 PM  
1 vote:

Chimpy McSquirrel: Vardy party.
Nice ball over the top and cross right onto Vardy's noggin.
0-1


His bird is a grass
 
2020-10-25 4:50:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sorry Ian that you have had to call such a boring game.
 
2020-10-25 2:38:42 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD


Dietbubba would be the winner, then, since he is one of two of us who do *not* have a double-digit negative GD, and his is only -2.
 
2020-10-25 2:14:45 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: The wrong damn team scored :(.


Stop trying to make friends with Midpoint.
He is not going to give you one of his shiny ladies.
 
2020-10-25 2:13:54 PM  
1 vote:

Archy Medes: Chimpy McSquirrel: Archy Medes: What on earth made me predict there would be 3 goals in this match? 2020 probably

Newcastle is playing very good defense.
See if they can keep that up as they tire out.

i'll take a 1-0  by Jimenez for my prediction and ff team. 0-0 leaves Leeds in 4th which makes me happier


Are you a wizard?
 
2020-10-25 2:05:36 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: Since midpoint isn't around today, do we get to continually make fun of newcastle? Or say nice things about Sunderland?


He will check the thread later and then into the file you go.
At this point, he probably has to invent a quantum computer for your file.
 
2020-10-25 1:07:25 PM  
1 vote:

medius: Jonjo Shelvey Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too.

/Never stop making fun.


My apologies, on behalf of your parents, for saddling you with such an atrocious name. It is almost as bad as being named Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-25 1:04:39 PM  
1 vote:
Jonjo Shelvey Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too.

/Never stop making fun.
 
2020-10-25 12:20:16 PM  
1 vote:

Chimpy McSquirrel: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: Jonjo is out with an injury.
Have to find a new player to make fun of.

Harry Maguire. Any Fulham player.

Can't make fun of any Newcastle players today, and no making fun of any Gunners today (at least as far as I am concerned, even if I am hoping the Arsenal "defense" doesn't do their usual vanishing act today).

Afraid of getting your file started?


I picked Newcastle to win. And my file already has plenty of entries.
 
2020-10-25 11:35:11 AM  
1 vote:
T Rex gets his short arms up to tip the header over the bar.
 
2020-10-25 11:32:20 AM  
1 vote:
Go on Digne.
Get your sorry sea foam & charcoal ass off
 
2020-10-25 11:32:02 AM  
1 vote:
Hames acting like a petulant puck again.
 
2020-10-25 11:31:17 AM  
1 vote:
if his name were Walkers-Peter he'd be Lineker's favorite
 
2020-10-25 11:13:07 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: VAR has decided to ignore assault altogether


At least they are consistent.
 
2020-10-25 10:52:06 AM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Pista: [Fark user image 425x318]
Do I like your photo?
Mmm
Didn't even leave a name. Rude.

Go with a janky stream, get janky ads.


If you use the official stream, you can see the entire picture. It's true.
 
2020-10-25 10:48:09 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: [Fark user image 425x318]
Do I like your photo?
Mmm
Didn't even leave a name. Rude.


Go with a janky stream, get janky ads.
 
2020-10-25 10:31:44 AM  
1 vote:

medius: Pista: Oh hai Liza
[Fark user image 425x318]

but today is Sunday

can it wait until tomorrow


Twice on a Sunday mate
 
2020-10-25 10:27:29 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: Oh hai Liza
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but today is Sunday

can it wait until tomorrow
 
2020-10-25 10:22:14 AM  
1 vote:
Oh hai Liza
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2020-10-25 10:17:33 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: Hi all.
Just finishing off a late lunch.
Made the mistake of favorited!ing a few slices of hegyes erős paprika in my húsleves.
Holy carp that was spicy. Now I have hiccups


Trying to erode what is left of your stomach lining, are we?
 
2020-10-25 10:13:03 AM  
1 vote:
Hi all.
Just finishing off a late lunch.
Made the mistake of favorited!ing a few slices of hegyes erős paprika in my húsleves.
Holy carp that was spicy. Now I have hiccups
 
2020-10-25 10:03:22 AM  
1 vote:
There really is no bottom of the barrel when it comes to away strips, is there?
 
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