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2020-10-25 1:04:39 PM  
Jonjo Shelvey Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too.

/Never stop making fun.
 
2020-10-25 1:07:25 PM  

medius: Jonjo Shelvey Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too.

/Never stop making fun.


My apologies, on behalf of your parents, for saddling you with such an atrocious name. It is almost as bad as being named Donald Trump.
 
2020-10-25 1:09:28 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: I haven't even seen their show on BeIn advertised or on the guide for a few years.


I had to endure streams from BeIN a few times early last season as they were the only stable ones at the time.
They refer to VAR as the goal cancelling system (or something similar). Both deeply unpleasant individuals
 
2020-10-25 1:12:09 PM  

Pista: Chimpy McSquirrel: I haven't even seen their show on BeIn advertised or on the guide for a few years.

I had to endure streams from BeIN a few times early last season as they were the only stable ones at the time.
They refer to VAR as the goal cancelling system (or something similar). Both deeply unpleasant individuals


I guess I should be glad my only exposure to Gray was the PS2 FIFAs.
 
2020-10-25 1:21:47 PM  
Ok, Newcastle, wake up and score a couple of goals, will you?
 
2020-10-25 1:37:25 PM  
Roonto
 
2020-10-25 1:38:55 PM  
Poor short corner kick that goes out for a goalie kick.
Nice job Newcastle.
 
2020-10-25 1:43:38 PM  
Very surprised that was not given as a handball and a PK.
 
2020-10-25 1:49:23 PM  
What on earth made me predict there would be 3 goals in this match? 2020 probably
 
2020-10-25 1:51:17 PM  

Archy Medes: What on earth made me predict there would be 3 goals in this match? 2020 probably


Newcastle is playing very good defense.
See if they can keep that up as they tire out.
 
2020-10-25 2:01:17 PM  
Since midpoint isn't around today, do we get to continually make fun of newcastle? Or say nice things about Sunderland?
 
2020-10-25 2:02:18 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Archy Medes: What on earth made me predict there would be 3 goals in this match? 2020 probably

Newcastle is playing very good defense.
See if they can keep that up as they tire out.


i'll take a 1-0  by Jimenez for my prediction and ff team. 0-0 leaves Leeds in 4th which makes me happier
 
2020-10-25 2:03:03 PM  
Newcastle looks like they are playing 6 banks of 10
 
2020-10-25 2:05:36 PM  

dietbubba: Since midpoint isn't around today, do we get to continually make fun of newcastle? Or say nice things about Sunderland?


He will check the thread later and then into the file you go.
At this point, he probably has to invent a quantum computer for your file.
 
2020-10-25 2:07:22 PM  
Oof. A stonker of a goal
 
2020-10-25 2:07:33 PM  

dietbubba: Since midpoint isn't around today, do we get to continually make fun of newcastle? Or say nice things about Sunderland?


Sunderland are the top Wearside team in League One.
 
2020-10-25 2:07:37 PM  
doh!  Wolves bite late
 
2020-10-25 2:07:39 PM  
About time.
Jimenez finally gets a shot on target and scores.
1-0
 
2020-10-25 2:09:07 PM  
Who put Bamford in his bench? This guy.

/at least I have Jimenez
 
2020-10-25 2:09:41 PM  

dietbubba: Newcastle looks like they are playing 6 banks of 10


I've seen this formation before.
Real Madrid VS 100+ kid
Youtube l2uk9u7jb78
 
2020-10-25 2:12:17 PM  
Oh shiat, here comes Mongo
 
2020-10-25 2:13:41 PM  
The wrong damn team scored :(.
 
2020-10-25 2:13:54 PM  

Archy Medes: Chimpy McSquirrel: Archy Medes: What on earth made me predict there would be 3 goals in this match? 2020 probably

Newcastle is playing very good defense.
See if they can keep that up as they tire out.

i'll take a 1-0  by Jimenez for my prediction and ff team. 0-0 leaves Leeds in 4th which makes me happier


Are you a wizard?
 
2020-10-25 2:14:31 PM  
Andy actually looks sober
 
2020-10-25 2:14:45 PM  

ClavellBCMI: The wrong damn team scored :(.


Stop trying to make friends with Midpoint.
He is not going to give you one of his shiny ladies.
 
2020-10-25 2:15:46 PM  
aha, don't do anything for 80', whole game in the last 10'
 
2020-10-25 2:15:54 PM  
What a free kick by Murphy!!!
Surprised everyone by bending it around to the near post.
1-1
 
2020-10-25 2:18:12 PM  
Okay, now I need a Wolves winner for the perfect.
 
2020-10-25 2:18:34 PM  
That was a hell of a goal
 
2020-10-25 2:19:06 PM  
That was a great strike for the equalizer
 
2020-10-25 2:21:02 PM  
And that is another perfect for me this weekend.
 
2020-10-25 2:21:39 PM  

harleyquinnical: And that is another perfect for me this weekend.


Nice!
 
2020-10-25 2:22:23 PM  

harleyquinnical: And that is another perfect for me this weekend.


I'm perfect too, apparently I forgot to do my predictions...
 
2020-10-25 2:23:19 PM  
i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD
 
2020-10-25 2:23:54 PM  

whither_apophis: harleyquinnical: And that is another perfect for me this weekend.

I'm perfect too, apparently I forgot to do my predictions...


On the plus side, you didn't lose any GD.
 
2020-10-25 2:25:06 PM  

dietbubba: i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD


We may have to
 
2020-10-25 2:35:59 PM  
Boo!!! Bad Newcastle, you were supposed to score a 2nd goal! BAD Newcastle!!!
 
2020-10-25 2:38:42 PM  

dietbubba: i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD


Dietbubba would be the winner, then, since he is one of two of us who do *not* have a double-digit negative GD, and his is only -2.
 
2020-10-25 2:40:43 PM  

ClavellBCMI: dietbubba: i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD

Dietbubba would be the winner, then, since he is one of two of us who do *not* have a double-digit negative GD, and his is only -2.


And yes, dietbubba, you still hold that title, despite someone else kicking our asses in predicting winners.
 
2020-10-25 2:41:07 PM  

ClavellBCMI: dietbubba: i think we should determine the predictor winner by GD

Dietbubba would be the winner, then, since he is one of two of us who do *not* have a double-digit negative GD, and his is only -2.


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2020-10-25 2:42:36 PM  
gofoxyourselves, goonz
 
2020-10-25 2:44:04 PM  
I got cocky when I reached 2nd place. Like Leicester last season.  

The pred gods have rewarded me with two weeks of swift and repeated kicks to the nuts.
 
2020-10-25 2:45:41 PM  

medius: I got cocky when I reached 2nd place. Like Leicester last season.  

The pred gods have rewarded me with two weeks of swift and repeated kicks to the nuts.


That's me in Fantasy PL. I won the first Fark one by a hair. Suffered ever since.
 
2020-10-25 2:47:58 PM  
Well I'm heading out to see a girl with a small cat
 
2020-10-25 3:16:15 PM  
Yay Sir Ian!
 
2020-10-25 3:19:41 PM  
Boom shaka! Gunner
 
2020-10-25 3:20:08 PM  
oh what bs
 
2020-10-25 4:06:02 PM  
huh, arsenal leicester and no one cares and/or has peecock premierum
 
2020-10-25 4:08:50 PM  

medius: huh, arsenal leicester and no one cares and/or has peecock premierum


its been a boring match
 
2020-10-25 4:18:33 PM  
the cassette had some chances, I saw

I was out kicking a real football about.
 
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