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(Brand Eating)   Coming to a Walmart near you: ranch-flavored thick cut bacon   (brandeating.com) divider line
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469 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 Oct 2020 at 1:20 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-25 9:12:04 AM  
What, ewww.
 
2020-10-25 9:20:12 AM  
Horrrrk 😧
 
2020-10-25 10:08:51 AM  
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2020-10-25 11:52:13 AM  
They skipped right over pumpkin spice bacon and went for Ranch?
 
2020-10-25 12:11:59 PM  

Devolving_Spud: They skipped right over pumpkin spice bacon and went for Ranch?


DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!
 
2020-10-25 12:34:02 PM  
I'd eat it.
 
2020-10-25 12:42:47 PM  
That's just wrong on so many levels.
 
2020-10-25 1:20:24 PM  
It's a good way of marketing your bacon dregs.
 
2020-10-25 1:30:32 PM  
Exclusives are getting out of hand.
 
2020-10-25 1:39:30 PM  
I'll take a quarter pound scope of that on my iceberg lettuce salad with extra ranch dressing and extra cheese on top.

/not really
 
2020-10-25 1:45:02 PM  
It might be okay dipped in Ranch Dressing.
 
2020-10-25 2:13:39 PM  

FarkingSmurf: I'll take a quarter pound scope of that on my iceberg lettuce salad with extra ranch dressing and extra cheese on top.

/not really


Ranch hose.  Go big or go home!
 
2020-10-25 2:49:50 PM  
So I can finally make the chicken, ranch bacon, ranch of my dreams!
 
2020-10-25 3:35:05 PM  
THis insult to bacon cannot be borne.......
 
2020-10-25 3:51:38 PM  

Devolving_Spud: They skipped right over pumpkin spice bacon and went for Ranch?


This looks innocent
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-​e​-b-premium-hayride-bacon/2068854

until you read the ingredients on the label

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and this place actually calls their stuff by the PS word.
https://www.oldmajormarket.com/produc​t​/pumpkin-spice-bacon/
 
2020-10-25 4:18:10 PM  
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2020-10-25 4:24:20 PM  
Dome engineer was born in the Midwest.
 
2020-10-25 7:35:04 PM  
No, just no. One time I was too lazy to open a bottle of BBQ sauce and dipped my pork ribs in ranch. It was pathetic and disgusting.
 
2020-10-25 7:42:35 PM  

ABQGOD: No, just no. One time I was too lazy to open a bottle of BBQ sauce and dipped my pork ribs in ranch. It was pathetic and disgusting.


Ahh, you can't replace BBQ sauce with ranch, but combining them is pretty amazing. BBQ sauce + sriracha ranch is one of the best things in the world.
 
2020-10-25 8:25:19 PM  
I've had both their brown sugar and jalepeno varieties, which were decent. This sounds like horse farts on a plate.
 
2020-10-26 4:24:02 AM  
I'd give it a try. It would be the only Hormel product I ever buy.
 
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