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2020-10-25 9:04:35 AM  
Jr. is going to be more of a problem then shiatgibbon.
 
2020-10-25 9:21:03 AM  
Getting into the Big House is a different process than getting into the White House and Don, Jr has laid the groundwork much better for that than any run for political office.
 
2020-10-25 9:23:26 AM  
Someone had better put up some guidance on the eligibility for running for office,like passing a simple security clearance check. If that had been in be place, Trump would have never made it past the escalator.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 9:43:14 AM  
This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.
 
2020-10-25 9:50:19 AM  

Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's Sr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.


FTFY
 
2020-10-25 10:17:33 AM  

Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.


And the same people lining up to vote for Don Jr or Ivanka or whichever spawn decides to run for something are the same ones who were yelling NO POLITICAL DYNASTIES!!! when Hillary was running
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 10:17:52 AM  

LordBeavis: Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's Sr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.

FTFY


Seriously though credit where it's due - I think people don't acknowledge Don sr's true skills and he really excels - I have never seen anyone manipulate people so consistently and repeatedly.

He'll literally be throwing one lackey under the bus, watching them go to jail and yet he'll literally have new people lining up ready to do his bidding who are entirely convinced that that won't be them in 2 years time.
 
2020-10-25 10:51:32 AM  
More proof that people are willing to expend more brain CPU cycles pondering on what color the next Kardashian family member poop will be than vetting the nation's leader.
 
2020-10-25 11:25:34 AM  

Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.


He sprang from his dad's uterus like Athena sprang from Zeus' noggin? That explains the non-stop hysterics from both of them!
 
2020-10-25 11:51:20 AM  

markie_farkie: More proof that people are willing to expend more brain CPU cycles pondering on what color the next Kardashian family member poop will be than vetting the nation's leader.


The grift must continue, and trump's idiot hordes would elect jr.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 12:14:59 PM  

Breaker Moran: Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.

He sprang from his dad's uterus like Athena sprang from Zeus' noggin? That explains the non-stop hysterics from both of them!


You know I thought of rewording it, but honestly do we even know that they are actually his kids? Have you seen baron?
 
2020-10-25 12:21:08 PM  
Jr is either going to jail or is going to Warden Norton himself before it gets to that.

Once daddy is no longer the prez, and especially after daddy dies, Jr is going to learn that nobody has ever actually been on "his side", there was just a period where he was useful to them.
 
2020-10-25 12:46:48 PM  
Even trumpers don't like junior. shiat, DONNY doesn't like junior.
 
2020-10-25 1:19:47 PM  
Junior doesn't have any of the canny innate talent and gross charisma of his father. He won't make it.
 
2020-10-25 1:20:09 PM  
Jr is eminently less qualified than his unqualified "father." Perfect for al those Trumpers and their imaginary ideas on how government works.
 
2020-10-25 1:31:08 PM  

Xai: Breaker Moran: Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.

He sprang from his dad's uterus like Athena sprang from Zeus' noggin? That explains the non-stop hysterics from both of them!

You know I thought of rewording it, but honestly do we even know that they are actually his kids? Have you seen baron?


Just a lame joke, man.  I suppose I believe that the Trump kids all come from the lead lined flask version of in vitro.
 
2020-10-25 1:36:33 PM  
Ivanka has next.
 
2020-10-25 1:36:37 PM  
OMG, yes pls.
 
2020-10-25 1:37:25 PM  
We're going to have to send his entire lineage to the guillotine in order to prevent a dynasty of fools, aren't we?
 
2020-10-25 1:38:28 PM  
Has he chosen a parole officer yet?
 
2020-10-25 1:39:13 PM  

Cythraul: We're going to have to send his entire lineage to the guillotine in order to prevent a dynasty of fools, aren't we?


This. If Biden goes for healing the nation and pardons the Trumps, it's going to be 2020 trump protests into 2022.

Trumpers abused and hurt us while laughing gleefully about making liberals upset, because they constantly break the law and taunt about it.

I want examples made, and I want them put to death for trying to destroy our country.
 
2020-10-25 1:39:19 PM  
It's not the first time we've had someone try to run for President from prison.
 
2020-10-25 1:39:25 PM  
Can Donnie Jr. run for ANY office when he is doing 10 to 20 in Attica State Prison?
 
2020-10-25 1:39:31 PM  
How is Don Jr. going to run for president when he will be in the Witness Protection program after giving up his father and his Russian friends to the Feds?
 
2020-10-25 1:41:01 PM  
Half Scoop is one of the few people on the planet who would be a worse President than Two Scoops.  All the self-serving amoral dishonesty and half the brains.  Two Scoops is like having a spoiled nine year old as President.  Half Scoop would be like a preschooler who has yet to be potty trained.
 
2020-10-25 1:41:11 PM  
There is an easy way to stop it.
Actually give people health care, a living wage and make Wall Street pay the taxes and not low wage workers.
Yes, I guess we will get another Trump in 2024.
 
2020-10-25 1:42:36 PM  
fta: "Rumors have been circulating, however, that he'll be considered for the U.S. Senate seat scheduled to open in 2022 in Pennsylvania because of Senator Pat Toomey's retirement, announced earlier this month."

Ha ha ha ha. ^_^

No.  -_-
 
2020-10-25 1:44:55 PM  
Good luck jr boy. You'll be up against a candidate the likes of which the alt-right, neo-con, tea-party con-men fear more than socially useful charity donations.

Giant Asteroid 23238
Ocasio-Cortez
2024


She'll f'n Extinction Level Event your penthouse ass right into the skid-row, junkie, gutter you belong in.
 
2020-10-25 1:45:00 PM  
Yeah , Like the warden will give him a weekend pass so he can campaign .. Dream on little Donnie ..
 
2020-10-25 1:45:12 PM  
I try to avoid seeing of hearing film of any Trump, but the few clips I"ve seen of Half Scoop in interviews or Twitter rants, he's basically barking out words at a rapid pace.  Is that what he's like at rallies? Who wants to hear something as grating as that?  At least his father does accordion hands.
 
2020-10-25 1:45:41 PM  

LarryDan43: Ivanka has next.


Not if she's in prison.
 
2020-10-25 1:46:24 PM  
I certainly can understand why Biden thinks families should be off limits due to the multiple tragedies in his life but at the debate it drove me crazy he didnt bring up any of the Trump kids (or Jareds) nepotism and direct involvement with the administration and campaign after Trumps repeated smear attempts on Hunter. Of all the blatant projection they do, the nepotistic children thing has got to be the most visceral. It's super easy to prove and physically seen every day. How could anyone pretend to be concerned about Hunter Biden and yet support all of the involvement of Dump's offspring?
 
2020-10-25 1:47:51 PM  
Just like Daddy, to stay out of prison. Yep, 2024 is four long years of investigations, trials, and subsequent prison terms. I find it very difficult for someone to run for office from prison, and if I had it my way, no one that has been convict of a crime should be able run for any Public Office.

If convicted felons can't vote, why should they be allowed to vote from Office?
 
2020-10-25 1:49:40 PM  
He's going to be like his father.  He'll run with no intention of winning.  He just wants the nomination.  He'll become a host on Fox, or OANN
 
2020-10-25 1:50:06 PM  
I didn't think convicted felons could run for public office?
 
2020-10-25 1:50:15 PM  
By 2024 I expect Half Scoop to be pushing a prison library cart from cell to cell. He can call it the Trump Presidential Library if he wants but I don't think his fellow convicts will care.
 
2020-10-25 1:50:55 PM  

Jaws_Victim: Cythraul: We're going to have to send his entire lineage to the guillotine in order to prevent a dynasty of fools, aren't we?

This. If Biden goes for healing the nation and pardons the Trumps, it's going to be 2020 trump protests into 2022.

Trumpers abused and hurt us while laughing gleefully about making liberals upset, because they constantly break the law and taunt about it.

I want examples made, and I want them put to death for trying to destroy our country.


Pardon or no, they're going to continue doing illegal sh*t which will catch up to them, hopefully sooner rather than later.

/hopefully
 
2020-10-25 1:52:13 PM  

Xai: This must be how dynasties get started - Jr's biggest accomplishment in life was to be born to wealthy parents yet here people are supporting him to lead their entire nation based solely on who gave birth to him.


I dunno. I heard after college he worked his way up as a lowely VP at the bottom of the trump org. So I think he has good perspective of the average working person and would represent all Americans well.

I'll show myself out.
 
2020-10-25 1:52:13 PM  
Did he announce Dan "Potato" Quayle as his running mate yet?

That's the dream ticket, for getting late night TV back to their roots.
 
2020-10-25 1:57:46 PM  
Has that Aubrey O'Day article been on fark?

She said:

-don jr HATES his father.
-ivanka is a lesbian on the low.
-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife. #Debates2020."

She said she has the receipts to prove it.

/Doooooooo it
 
2020-10-25 1:59:34 PM  
Trump Jr. 2024.  Cause 2020 wasn't dumb enough.
 
2020-10-25 2:00:10 PM  
Yes he *is* very delusional.
 
2020-10-25 2:00:38 PM  

Rann Xerox: How is Don Jr. going to run for president when he will be in the Witness Protection program after giving up his father and his Russian friends to the Feds?


I can't see him in Witness Protection. His idiot face is a dead giveaway.
 
2020-10-25 2:02:44 PM  
that's the drugs talking, got to be, or he's the dumbest fark out of the dumb fark factory
and that includes Eric
 
2020-10-25 2:03:31 PM  
Don Jr, 2024: DONT YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?!?
 
2020-10-25 2:04:30 PM  
Officer Barrelroll:

-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife
-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife
-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife
-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife
-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife
-eric f***** miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife
 
2020-10-25 2:07:25 PM  
There is a good chance that Trump is going to lose in a historical manner. I give it 6 months before Trump is in the memory hole as Republicans blame Biden for the last four years. No one is going to be looking for another Trump candidate.

// See "Bush" for reference.
 
2020-10-25 2:08:58 PM  
The primary fight between Ivanka and Don Jr. should be pretty funny. I wonder which one I'm Eric will endorse.
 
2020-10-25 2:09:43 PM  
LOL no
 
2020-10-25 2:10:54 PM  
It is truly amazing how both parties will not run on policy yet run completely on "Lock Him Up!" and people fall for it.
 
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