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(NBC News)   Delta is ready when you are ... sick and tired of the maskholes refusing to act like responsible adults   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-25 12:51:48 PM  
16 votes:
They should reserve the 737MAX flights for people who don't want to wear masks.
 
2020-10-25 10:12:33 AM  
10 votes:
Some people are just jerks. These are the same folks who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. They wear their underwear for days at a time. They think Mike Milbury is a genius.
 
2020-10-25 10:27:36 PM  
4 votes:
Wow, there are a lot of Russian bots here trying to get us to give up on freedum.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 3:38:47 PM  
4 votes:
Imagine willingly getting yourself banned for life from airlines just because you didn't want to wear a small piece of cloth over your face.

I wonder if when they are sat on a bus for 50 hours they'll have time to think it over at some point in the future.
 
2020-10-25 3:19:23 PM  
4 votes:

edmo: Some people are just jerks. These are the same folks who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. They wear their underwear for days at a time. They think Mike Milbury is a genius.


WOW
I appreciate the jab at a 2nd rate hockey coach, but I did not see that coming
 
2020-10-26 11:41:23 AM  
2 votes:
Delta is charging $8,000 for a flight from Seattle to Tokyo. At this point, banning people who are willing to pay that much for what is typically a $2,000 round trip seems like a bad idea in the long run.

Putting these people into airtight plexiglass boxes and loading them into the cargo hold should have been the first step.
 
2020-10-25 8:47:02 PM  
2 votes:
People who refuse to wear masks should be locked in a room for an hour with people infected with the virus.
If they get to expose us, we should get to expose them!
 
2020-10-26 11:08:06 AM  
1 vote:

anfrind: I may need to make an essential cross-country trip soon, and I am seriously considering flying with Delta, even if it means an extra connection and possibly a longer drive to my final destination when I land.

/my local airport is, unfortunately, a United hub


United Airlines: we hate you. We hate ourselves. We hate the very fact of existence and seek the ultimate destruction of the universe.

Until then, sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight.
 
2020-10-25 8:04:19 PM  
1 vote:
Hopefully we can have mandatory masks on airlines every winter season - would really put a hurt on other winter illness and not really that big of a hardship... especially if it means I never again have to sit next to jimmy Joe Bob and his 18 kids during a thanksgiving flight.
 
2020-10-25 6:48:40 PM  
1 vote:

tyyreaunn: Hopefully other airlines will pick up this policy, and share names amongst each other.  Suddenly Cletus finds his options are Spirit Airlines or driving.


No way, Spirit doesn't F around with maskholes.
 
2020-10-25 6:38:48 PM  
1 vote:

Unobtanium: Good.


Delta's pretty good IMO.
 
2020-10-25 4:44:36 PM  
1 vote:

Xai: Imagine willingly getting yourself banned for life from airlines just because you didn't want to wear a small piece of cloth over your face.

I wonder if when they are sat on a bus for 50 hours they'll have time to think it over at some point in the future.


I was wondering if there was some way that they could earn their way off the no-fly list that would be a benefit to others.  Perhaps if they walked the route that they were intending to fly, as a walk of shame.  People could line up, throw poop at them, "shame...shame..."

But thinking about it, I'm sure some people would really get into that and try to fly maskless just to get the public flogging.
 
2020-10-25 4:33:16 PM  
1 vote:
Those morans won't really feel the pain unless they are banned from all airlines.
 
2020-10-25 2:29:43 PM  
1 vote:

edmo: Some people are just jerks. These are the same folks who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. They wear their underwear for days at a time. They think Mike Milbury is a genius.


Your last example proves just how monstrous they truly are.
 
2020-10-25 2:00:35 PM  
1 vote:

tyyreaunn: Hopefully other airlines will pick up this policy, and share names amongst each other.  Suddenly Cletus finds his options are Spirit Airlines or driving.


Global no fly list! Done. Just class them as bio-terrorists. No worries about false ID since they gave identification when they bought the ticket.
 
2020-10-25 1:44:31 PM  
1 vote:
Hopefully other airlines will pick up this policy, and share names amongst each other.  Suddenly Cletus finds his options are Spirit Airlines or driving.
 
2020-10-25 1:30:12 PM  
1 vote:
So there's no extra fee for license to leave the mask off?  It's not like a whorehouse where No Condom is an extra $100?
 
2020-10-25 12:40:05 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-25 12:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
Works for me.

Of course I'd also be ok if they waited until they were at 30,000 feet to toss the maskholes off the plane.
 
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