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Autoerotic Defenestration
2020-10-25 12:40:05 PM  
27 votes:
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Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-25 11:33:38 AM  
15 votes:
Good.
 
Visual Howlaround Title Sequence [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 12:39:54 PM  
12 votes:
Works for me.

Of course I'd also be ok if they waited until they were at 30,000 feet to toss the maskholes off the plane.
 
Robo Beat
2020-10-25 5:04:03 PM  
11 votes:
I have a feeling that a wide majority of these people are probably insufferable to share an airplane with for other reasons besides their anti-mask tendencies, so hopefully they stay on that no-fly list into the future.
 
tyyreaunn
2020-10-25 3:47:54 PM  
9 votes:

Xai: I wonder if when they are sat on a bus for 50 hours they'll have time to think it over at some point in the future.


Time to self-reflect, sure.  Capability to do so?  Not so much.  They'll probably spend the 50 hours drunkenly complaining to everyone and no one how the airlines are stealing their freedumz.
 
Jormungandr
2020-10-25 2:00:35 PM  
9 votes:

tyyreaunn: Hopefully other airlines will pick up this policy, and share names amongst each other.  Suddenly Cletus finds his options are Spirit Airlines or driving.


Global no fly list! Done. Just class them as bio-terrorists. No worries about false ID since they gave identification when they bought the ticket.
 
tyyreaunn
2020-10-25 1:44:31 PM  
9 votes:
Hopefully other airlines will pick up this policy, and share names amongst each other.  Suddenly Cletus finds his options are Spirit Airlines or driving.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-25 10:12:33 AM  
8 votes:
Some people are just jerks. These are the same folks who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. They wear their underwear for days at a time. They think Mike Milbury is a genius.
 
Elzar
2020-10-25 8:04:19 PM  
4 votes:
Hopefully we can have mandatory masks on airlines every winter season - would really put a hurt on other winter illness and not really that big of a hardship... especially if it means I never again have to sit next to jimmy Joe Bob and his 18 kids during a thanksgiving flight.
 
Hyjamon
2020-10-25 3:49:42 PM  
4 votes:
Good.

How does the free market work again?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 3:38:47 PM  
4 votes:
Imagine willingly getting yourself banned for life from airlines just because you didn't want to wear a small piece of cloth over your face.

I wonder if when they are sat on a bus for 50 hours they'll have time to think it over at some point in the future.
 
Livinglush
2020-10-25 6:48:40 PM  
3 votes:

tyyreaunn: Hopefully other airlines will pick up this policy, and share names amongst each other.  Suddenly Cletus finds his options are Spirit Airlines or driving.


No way, Spirit doesn't F around with maskholes.
 
QFarker
2020-10-25 4:33:16 PM  
3 votes:
Those morans won't really feel the pain unless they are banned from all airlines.
 
BitwiseShift
2020-10-25 1:30:12 PM  
2 votes:
So there's no extra fee for license to leave the mask off?  It's not like a whorehouse where No Condom is an extra $100?
 
TedCruz'sCrazyDad
2020-10-25 12:51:48 PM  
2 votes:
They should reserve the 737MAX flights for people who don't want to wear masks.
 
CommonName2
2020-10-25 10:27:36 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, there are a lot of Russian bots here trying to get us to give up on freedum.
 
GregInIndy [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 6:38:48 PM  
1 vote:

Unobtanium: Good.


Delta's pretty good IMO.
 
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