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4132 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Oct 2020 at 7:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-25 1:52:27 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-10-25 2:14:41 AM  
Oh, so its MY fault now?
 
2020-10-25 2:37:30 AM  
Cut. It. Out.
 
2020-10-25 3:30:07 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Cut. It. Out.


How rude!
 
2020-10-25 3:53:59 AM  
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2020-10-25 6:14:51 AM  
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2020-10-25 6:15:45 AM  
Aww, that's nice! She's wishing the best for us both!
 
2020-10-25 6:44:11 AM  
She's already won me over, in spite of me.
 
2020-10-25 6:49:47 AM  
Did the Ironic tag die of some virus?
 
2020-10-25 7:54:30 AM  
I am greatly intrigued.
 
2020-10-25 8:01:04 AM  
Let me guess, the two of them are going to come out of the woodwork to remind everyone to vote
 
2020-10-25 8:01:52 AM  
She stresses me out.
 
2020-10-25 8:16:02 AM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Let me guess, the two of them are going to come out of the woodwork to remind everyone to vote


Cher has been all over voting for the last year.
 
2020-10-25 8:32:37 AM  

Bob Down: Did the Ironic tag die of some virus?


Damn straight.  If we don't see the Ironic tag for an Alanis thread, might as well retire it.

Back in the day, Fark tags used to mean something, goddamit.
 
2020-10-25 8:41:44 AM  
Your otter nose.
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2020-10-25 9:46:21 AM  
I'd forgive her if she danced in my shower.
 
2020-10-25 9:56:35 AM  

Bob Down: Did the Ironic tag die of some virus?


...hey, it was there when I submitted it...
 
2020-10-25 10:23:27 AM  
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2020-10-25 11:34:58 AM  
I don't
 
2020-10-25 12:23:54 PM  
...Of the mess you left when you went away.

It means Republicans went down on Trump in a theater.  And when he's gone, a mess will have been left.  And Republicans will be sad but have an angry soundtrack for the next 3 or 4 years, blasting behind their closed dormroom doors.

Until the Spice Republicans come along.  They already have a Scary (he's white) and a Baby (he's a white male) and maybe even a Posh (he's a white male).
 
2020-10-25 12:26:44 PM  
Dave Coulier is relaxing at home on the sofa watching television with his wife. Suddenly he starts violently twitching and spasming.

"Honey, are you okay?" asks his wife.

"I'm fine, sweetheart," he replies, "Alanis is just scratching her nails down someone else's back again."
 
2020-10-25 12:48:47 PM  
My favorite stripper is named All-Anus Morissette.
 
2020-10-25 2:54:19 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: ...Of the mess you left when you went away.

It means Republicans went down on Trump in a theater.  And when he's gone, a mess will have been left.  And Republicans will be sad but have an angry soundtrack for the next 3 or 4 years, blasting behind their closed dormroom doors.

Until the Spice Republicans come along.  They already have a Scary (he's white) and a Baby (he's a white male) and maybe even a Posh (he's a white male).


It's almost like you almost forgot about Bullshiat Spice.
 
2020-10-25 3:18:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Cut. It. Out.


Would be amusing if he had a Twitter and continued the song.
 
2020-10-26 6:10:19 AM  

thomasvista: My favorite stripper is named All-Anus Morissette.


Moreassette. The spelling was changed on her immigration papers.
 
2020-10-26 7:57:23 AM  
I don't get it.
 
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