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2020-10-24 9:49:31 PM  
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2020-10-24 9:53:59 PM  
Huckabee is such a weird shiatposter, but he is dedicated to it.
 
2020-10-24 9:59:27 PM  

Professor_Doctor: Huckabee is such a weird shiatposter, but he is dedicated to it.


He fancies himself a satirist, but he is on the peak of Mt Stupid on the dunning kruger effect curve
 
2020-10-24 10:02:01 PM  
Folks, the "comedy" stylings of Mike Huckabee.
 
2020-10-24 10:03:53 PM  
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2020-10-24 10:14:37 PM  
What a humor-impaired moron.
 
2020-10-24 10:24:31 PM  
So Christ like Mike you FPOS
 
2020-10-24 10:34:54 PM  
Conservative Humor strikes again
 
2020-10-24 10:46:23 PM  
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2020-10-24 10:54:05 PM  
Did the dog his son killed vote too?

farking family of psychopaths.
 
2020-10-25 1:59:55 AM  
His account had to have been hacked !

Mike Huckabee would never ever do something stupid in public....

umm...

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...never mind
 
2020-10-25 3:02:55 AM  
Felonious Republicans is the name of my yacht rock tribute band.
 
2020-10-25 3:49:50 AM  
Mike Huckabee should have some business cards printed up that just have his name and the words. "Not funny. Not cool. Appalling" underneath.

Sums him up pretty well.
 
2020-10-25 3:51:15 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Conservative Humor strikes again


You guys don't get it.  It's like A Modest Proposal by Taylor Swift where she takes this outrageous stance on eating newborns in order to make a point!  Instead of using the Juvenalian satirical device to highlight the British mistreatment of the Irish and the poor, Huckabee uses it to highlight all of the voter fraud by the poor that doesn't exist.  You just need to have shiat for brains coupled with being borderline sociopathic in order to get it!

For my fantasy draft where we put together the order we're marching this arseholes up to the guillotine, this guy and his daughter, Cotton-Eye Joe, are in my top ten.
 
2020-10-25 3:53:40 AM  
The day Mike Huckabee dies will be the funniest day of his life.
 
2020-10-25 3:57:11 AM  
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2020-10-25 3:57:25 AM  
You try being funny when you have to wipe your ass with corn cobs every day.
 
2020-10-25 4:01:02 AM  
Isn't it strange that almost all of these cases of "voter fraud" are committed by people belonging to the party warning us about the same?
 
2020-10-25 4:02:01 AM  

Driver: His account had to have been hacked !

Mike Huckabee would never ever do something stupid in public....

umm...

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...never mind


And in this case, he was supporting an ACTUAL violation to the Constitution. Not a metaphorical one like in his bad joke.
 
2020-10-25 4:02:59 AM  

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2020-10-25 4:17:40 AM  
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2020-10-25 4:32:31 AM  

derpes_simplex: Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]

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you know... that "so that's how it is in their family" picture takes on a much darker meaning once you know that the actor was arrested for possession of child pornography and solicitation of nude pictures of minors a few years ago, and is now a registered sex offender:  https://en.wikipedia.org/w​iki/Jeffrey_​Jones
 
2020-10-25 4:39:58 AM  
When people usually make (even joking) comments online about committing federal crimes, they get a visit from the feds (if not a swat team.)
 
2020-10-25 4:45:26 AM  
Dear Farker:
Imagine that you are Mike Huckabee.
Now, imagine that you are an idiot.
Ah, but I repeat myself.
 
2020-10-25 4:58:00 AM  
So...he's confessing he committed voting fraud?
 
2020-10-25 5:30:13 AM  
Ain't nuthin' gonna happen...
 
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2020-10-25 5:33:00 AM  

Excelsior: you know... that "so that's how it is in their family" picture takes on a much darker meaning once you know that the actor was arrested for possession of child pornography and solicitation of nude pictures of minors a few years ago, and is now a registered sex offender:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wi​ki/Jeffrey_Jones


An old roommate of mine had a great job that sometimes required him to represent the company.  Sometimes that meant being a caddy during a celebrity golf tournament even though he'd maybe come in 10 over par in mini golf.  He caddied for two principals, Mr. Belding, and Mr. Rooney.  The scandal broke maybe three months after that and my roommate was just all, "Dude I don't even play golf, f*ck that guy."
 
2020-10-25 6:00:12 AM  

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the dog is cute.
\trying to find something nice to say.
 
2020-10-25 6:07:51 AM  
50-50 he doesn't get it and says, "no, I really did!"
 
2020-10-25 6:18:42 AM  

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2020-10-25 6:23:24 AM  
On some level, I have to admire the sheer dogged inability by Mike Huckabee to realize he's not funny.
 
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2020-10-25 6:28:08 AM  

wandero: On some level, I have to admire the sheer dogged inability by Mike Huckabee to realize he's not funny.


I feel bad for him that he plays bass and has played in a band or two here and there.  Rocking gives you courage but he doesn't rock at all in the least.
 
2020-10-25 6:41:50 AM  
Mike Huckabee granted clemency to a violent felon who killed four cops after being released.

Weird how the Blue Lives Matter crowd still thinks he's a swell guy.
 
2020-10-25 7:02:20 AM  

Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]


Which one hung and murdered a dog then has his daddy use his position as state governor to close down the investigation?
 
2020-10-25 7:19:36 AM  

misantropo: Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]

Which one hung and murdered a dog then has his daddy use his position as state governor to close down the investigation?


The fat one.
 
2020-10-25 7:29:49 AM  

chucknasty: Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]

the dog is cute.
\trying to find something nice to say.


Is that the dog his psychopath son molested to death?
 
2020-10-25 7:35:09 AM  

quatchi: misantropo: Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]

Which one hung and murdered a dog then has his daddy use his position as state governor to close down the investigation?

The fat one.


Not a helpful answer.
 
2020-10-25 7:41:38 AM  

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2020-10-25 7:45:03 AM  
Conservative humor fails again.
 
2020-10-25 7:49:31 AM  

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Vertical stripes are so slimming!
 
2020-10-25 8:32:58 AM  

Karma Chameleon: You try being funny when you have to wipe your ass with corn cobs every day.


Huckabee wipes?
 
2020-10-25 8:35:24 AM  

arrogantbastich: Did the dog his son killed vote too?

farking family of psychopaths.


I missed that story--anyone have a link?
 
2020-10-25 8:49:26 AM  
Those Learn Comedy with Dennis Miller VHS tapes really made a difference, I see.
 
2020-10-25 8:53:19 AM  

RasIanI: Conservative humor fails again.


No it's funny. You farkers just have no sense of humor. He should have said he had ballots for aborted children from 20 years ago as well. Then it's be extra funny and you'd all be even more pissy than normal.
 
2020-10-25 8:55:09 AM  

quatchi: misantropo: Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]

Which one hung and murdered a dog then has his daddy use his position as state governor to close down the investigation?

The fat one.


I repeat misantropo's question:

Which one hung and murdered a dog then has his daddy use his position as state governor to close down the investigation?
 
2020-10-25 9:05:05 AM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: arrogantbastich: Did the dog his son killed vote too?

farking family of psychopaths.

I missed that story--anyone have a link?


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/huc​k​abee-son-dog/

JFC, It's right there there among all the other hits if you use Google. Maybe quit using Bing?
 
2020-10-25 9:14:16 AM  
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2020-10-25 9:18:00 AM  
Huckabee needs to lay off the comedy aspirations.  Outside of saying Chuck Norris hides an extra fist in his beard everything else is dumb.
 
2020-10-25 9:31:33 AM  

LordBeavis: NewportBarGuy: Conservative Humor strikes again

You guys don't get it.  It's like A Modest Proposal by Taylor Swift where she takes this outrageous stance on eating newborns in order to make a point!  Instead of using the Juvenalian satirical device to highlight the British mistreatment of the Irish and the poor, Huckabee uses it to highlight all of the voter fraud by the poor that doesn't exist.  You just need to have shiat for brains coupled with being borderline sociopathic in order to get it!

For my fantasy draft where we put together the order we're marching this arseholes up to the guillotine, this guy and his daughter, Cotton-Eye Joe, are in my top ten.


I'd like to point out that 10 people smarted my post saying Taylor Swift wrote A Modest Proposal.  Fark's Nit-Pick brigade is slipping.
 
2020-10-25 9:32:02 AM  

Derp Du Jour: chucknasty: Gangster of Boats: [Fark user image 425x313]

the dog is cute.
\trying to find something nice to say.

Is that the dog his psychopath son molested to death?


oh no! if you told me either son ate a dog I would believe it. that is literally a disgusting family.
 
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