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2020-10-24 6:43:49 PM  
108 votes:
The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops
 
2020-10-24 7:35:39 PM  
90 votes:
"Well I, for one, am VERY impressed with those horns. Looks like I'll be changing my vote to Trump!"
 
2020-10-24 6:35:23 PM  
86 votes:
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2020-10-24 11:23:19 PM  
66 votes:

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2020-10-25 12:04:50 AM  
38 votes:

alienated: scanman61: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

Claymores

a Katana is much easier to wield. A claymore is damn long and rather heavy.

/i know what you meant


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2020-10-24 10:30:17 PM  
32 votes:
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2020-10-25 12:02:03 AM  
22 votes:
oh and since we're doing both Phila and horrific geese, here. here is a photo from my backyard. it is on the Delaware river in NE Phila, where George Washingmaton-machine bravely fought 17 cycles to free us from the tyranny of, I d'nno, LED lights that don't work at night and make our skin look less orange than we want?

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/actually I was out scoping the field wanting to watch Perseids this past August
//no meteors were seen but I did get some interesting shots
///Delaware river

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2020-10-24 11:25:34 PM  
16 votes:
I experienced this when I voted last week but it didn't impede the process in any way. There were just hundreds of people lined up to vote so it took forever. It was annoying but I don't see how it is voter intimidation.
 
2020-10-24 11:36:24 PM  
14 votes:
I am intrigued by the Republican's loud honking platform and would like to know more said no one ever.
 
2020-10-25 12:02:58 AM  
12 votes:

HoodRich White Man: GoldSpider: thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.

A chunk of brick is cheaper still.

I have it on (bad) authority that Campbell's soup cans are the best option!


We decided at our last Antifa meeting that cream of mushroom soup is the best. Very plentiful in Minnesota pantries.
 
2020-10-24 11:38:49 PM  
12 votes:

Gyrfalcon: scanman61: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

Claymores

Leaves too many potholes.


This is PA, so it wouldn't make a noticeable difference.
 
2020-10-24 11:27:42 PM  
12 votes:

monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops


Claymores
 
2020-10-24 11:32:32 PM  
10 votes:

hlehmann: Republicans are garbage.  Disagree?  Fark you.


I disagree.  They are flaming hot garbage.
 
2020-10-24 11:31:25 PM  
10 votes:

scanman61: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

Claymores


Leaves too many potholes.
 
2020-10-24 11:45:36 PM  
9 votes:

phlegmjay: vrax: hlehmann: Republicans are garbage.  Disagree?  Fark you.

I disagree.  They are flaming hot garbage.

Well. Technically, that's not disagreeing. That's just a subset of "garbage." Unless you are in a atheism/agnosticism thread, in which case set theory goes out the window.


I disagree!
 
2020-10-24 11:40:52 PM  
9 votes:

GoldSpider: thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.

A chunk of brick is cheaper still.


I have it on (bad) authority that Campbell's soup cans are the best option!
 
2020-10-24 7:33:13 PM  
8 votes:

monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops


spark plugs are cheap.
 
2020-10-25 12:20:56 AM  
6 votes:
I'd like to think they are honking in support of people voting for Biden/Harris. See? Positive thinking works. 
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2020-10-25 12:09:06 AM  
6 votes:

vrax: phlegmjay: vrax: hlehmann: Republicans are garbage.  Disagree?  Fark you.

I disagree.  They are flaming hot garbage.

Well. Technically, that's not disagreeing. That's just a subset of "garbage." Unless you are in a atheism/agnosticism thread, in which case set theory goes out the window.

I disagree!


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2020-10-24 11:34:25 PM  
6 votes:
I take it the voters forgot to bring buckets of random roofing nails and drywall screws.
 
2020-10-25 12:32:42 AM  
5 votes:

monsatano: We decided at our last Antifa meeting that cream of mushroom soup is the best. Very plentiful in Minnesota pantries.


Makes sense.  Avocado toast is surprisingly hard to throw with sufficient velocity.
 
2020-10-25 12:01:51 AM  
5 votes:

scanman61: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

Claymores


a Katana is much easier to wield. A claymore is damn long and rather heavy.

/i know what you meant
 
2020-10-24 11:33:11 PM  
5 votes:

KungFuJunkie: No one has a cell phone recording of this after it lasted for two hours?


Yup, this. Multiple people experienced this and not ONE took a video? Not buying it. I don't doubt that the Trumper scum are capable of doing this, but I don't think this specific story is real.
 
2020-10-24 11:24:58 PM  
5 votes:
When does the UN step in?

We're not quire 3rd world yet, but definitely 2nd world.
 
2020-10-25 6:39:45 AM  
4 votes:
Trumpers : The Vuvuzela of Voters (tm)
 
2020-10-24 11:41:09 PM  
4 votes:

vrax: hlehmann: Republicans are garbage.  Disagree?  Fark you.

I disagree.  They are flaming hot garbage.


Well. Technically, that's not disagreeing. That's just a subset of "garbage." Unless you are in a atheism/agnosticism thread, in which case set theory goes out the window.
 
2020-10-24 7:28:34 PM  
4 votes:
Yeah, being loud and annoying. That's totally going to win everyone over. Especially old people.
 
2020-10-24 6:25:27 PM  
4 votes:

thorpe: Badmoodman: Pretty sure that's voter intimidation.

I'm not sure it's intimidation so much as election interference.


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2020-10-25 8:36:59 AM  
3 votes:
One can interfere with voters receiving instructions in Red districts by putting them in writing.
 
2020-10-25 7:19:38 AM  
3 votes:

sirrerun: Some rando on Twitter says so, with no details; who, what, where, how -- you know -- old-time journalism, so I guess I should believe it. And I want to.

Just looking for some higher standards on this site besides Twitter links all the time.


Twitter won't let you post it if it isn't true.
 
2020-10-25 2:50:02 AM  
3 votes:

teh great bozack: Ain't no freedom like Republican freedom.


'Cause Republican freedom don't stop?

//So when you see a fat Barr in the DOJ hittin' switches
/You gotta kick him right in his chops
 
2020-10-25 1:43:30 AM  
3 votes:
People on this guy's Twitter feed are tearing this apart, seems he doesn't even know where he voted exactly...
 
2020-10-24 11:49:52 PM  
3 votes:

Yeast No 7: When does the UN step in?

We're not quire 3rd world yet, but definitely 2nd world.


2004.

Oops.
 
2020-10-24 11:47:36 PM  
3 votes:

GoldSpider: thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.

A chunk of brick is cheaper still.


interesting counterpoint!

while spark plugs are "free" in the sense you still need to invest in a wrench to steal them off motorcycles.

now, a millwall brick is also free, if'n you got enough newspaper boxen around.

which one will break auto window glass better?

I, huh, this one is certainly nuanced.

I think I gotta go with thehobbes here, the ceramics on sparkplugs will fonk up the absolute shiate out of safety glass. bricks just mean you're tryin' too hard.
 
2020-10-24 11:42:35 PM  
3 votes:

dr_blasto: they should be arrested, vehicles impounded


There'd be no way that they'd avoid being grounded

/Obscure?
 
2020-10-24 11:34:52 PM  
3 votes:
My Trumper neighbors are currently blasting music. Again. I'm about 600ft away and I can hear /feel the music in my bedroom. As well as glass breaking and their repeated redneck mating calls ("WWWOOOOOOOOOO!!"). Farking animals belong in a zoo.
 
2020-10-25 3:21:15 AM  
2 votes:

Lurk Who's Talking: So, it never occurs to them the alte kockers who can't hear the announcements are probably Trumpians who will screw up their vote for Hair Furor? Once again, not well thought out since liberals, wanting to avoid contagion & killing off their kin, are probably voting by mail: A) not there & 2) yesterday.


Trumpers believe that they should only vote on Nov 3rd and vote in person, just as Cheeto Jeebus commanded. Voting any other way is just blasphemous Soros shenanigans where all those mail-in ballots will be burned in a YUGE bonfire on the White House lawn as Trump basks in his victory on the balcony above.
 
2020-10-25 2:48:48 AM  
2 votes:

thehobbes: Nyxie: Tchernobog: GoldSpider: thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.

A chunk of brick is cheaper still.

Don't really have any plausible deniability if you're chucking bricks at vehicles.


An absurdly small chunk of spark plug ceramic will shatter plate glass and looks an awful lot like road debris.

Not that I'm suggesting anything.

Thoughts I never needed in my head as an already nervous traveller. 0_0

ninja rocks. Plenty of youtube vids.

Used to keep them in my gear bag for extrication. Faster and cleaner than using a halligan and no risk of overpenetration or it bouncing back at you.

Had a rookie cop get all excited to use his asp to take a window when our old captain just sidearmed one past him and shattered it all.


I... I, wow, good lord am I slow. we been talkin' 'bout what ceramics can do to glass, and, yeah, for the last week our cats have been spinning up Mike Sullivan on the Alexa (I don't know how they do it they are just dicks they are cats, ok?)

The Streets - Sharp Darts (Official Audio)
Youtube JGHKzWEH8no


/cat: Alexa I rub my butt on you, sing us a song about crunchas and noms
//Alexa: one hand clutching a sword raised to the the sky, they wonder how they wonder why
///cat: hellfire and damnation, jes, jes, I support these things
 
2020-10-25 1:18:31 AM  
2 votes:

FarkingSmurf: While waiting in line at my polling site some old lady got confused after voting and walked out the fire exit.  So everybody got to listen to the fire alarm for ten minutes while they figured out how to turn it off.  I did not notice a slowing off the line.


/not buying this guy's story


Wait... did we vote at the same place at the same time?
 
2020-10-25 1:08:48 AM  
2 votes:

SFSailor: monsatano: We decided at our last Antifa meeting that cream of mushroom soup is the best. Very plentiful in Minnesota pantries.

Makes sense.  Avocado toast is surprisingly hard to throw with sufficient velocity.


You've obviously never had hot dish. Cream of mushroom soup takes up an entire shelf in the upper Midwest.
 
2020-10-25 12:58:28 AM  
2 votes:

scanman61: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

Claymores


Why not both?
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2020-10-24 6:31:42 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Don't dare call them deplorable


The problem was that clinton only called half of them deplorable. She was clearly wrong with that percentage
 
2020-10-26 12:37:46 AM  
1 vote:
thank you, that's a very important distinction!

suebhoney:

Make sure everyone you know who requested a mail in ballot, who change their mind and go to vote in person, that they MUST take their mail in ballot with them & BOTH envelopes, and turn them in or they won't be allowed to vote at their polling station.

The mail in ballot must be invalidated before you will be allowed in the voting booth.


the state of PA had said, if you had applied for a mail ballot, but didn't receive it by 10/6, they would simply print a new one - but that was only for the early voting, I believe. otherwise when they try to reconcile from the voter rolls, normally you'd only be allowed to mark a provisional ballot, but now color me 100% clueless.

PA registrations closed on 10/19. Philadelphia early-voting closes Tuesday 10/27.

farking go vote, PA+Phila farkers <3 <3 <3 if we weren't living in a plague-era, I would invite all of youse (to use my wife's philly vernacular, lol) over to 3monkeys or Maggie's or the Ashburner, and stand you as many rounds as humanely possible. or humanly possible. whichever comes first.

/also Twistee Treats' wooder-ice for everyones!
//no not Rita's you farking savages

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2020-10-25 11:12:56 AM  
1 vote:

monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops


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2020-10-25 8:53:07 AM  
1 vote:

tintar: dr_blasto: they should be arrested, vehicles impounded

there's no way they could avoid being grounded? /[iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg]

farkers of Philadelphia, you have 3 more days to vote early. if you haven't already applied for a mail ballot, they will print one for you. if your mail ballot hasn't arrived in the mail yet, they will print one for you.

https://billypenn.com/2020/10/17/phila​delphia-early-voting-satellite-electio​n-mail-drop-box-register-coronavirus-s​afety-city-commissioners/

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Make sure everyone you know who requested a mail in ballot, who change their mind and go to vote in person, that they MUST take their mail in ballot with them & BOTH envelopes, and turn them in or they won't be allowed to vote at their polling station.

The mail in ballot must be invalidated before you will be allowed in the voting booth.
 
2020-10-25 2:16:32 AM  
1 vote:

strapp3r: for those of you who are unfortunate enough to have to stand in line and/or vote in-person, PLEASE RECORD THE SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIORS.
get others to also record to create a better record.
stories are just stories.
documented evidence and patterns could prove vital in vote counts/re-counts.


Faces and license plate numbers. It's sooooo great to see these guys whining on camera later after they get fired.
 
2020-10-25 12:22:35 AM  
1 vote:
If the cops can't protect you from them, then they can't protect them from you.
 
2020-10-25 12:08:14 AM  
1 vote:

Tchernobog: GoldSpider: thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.

A chunk of brick is cheaper still.

Don't really have any plausible deniability if you're chucking bricks at vehicles.


An absurdly small chunk of spark plug ceramic will shatter plate glass and looks an awful lot like road debris.

Not that I'm suggesting anything.


Thoughts I never needed in my head as an already nervous traveller. 0_0
 
2020-10-25 12:03:09 AM  
1 vote:

Sophont: This is like those useless shiatheads that parked their Ford F250s in front of the EV chargers so no one could use them.
I can't understand how that is what people decide to spend their time on.


It's like these backward hillbilly primates are literally trying to prevent the Future from happening.

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2020-10-25 12:00:25 AM  
1 vote:

tintar: LurkerSupreme: dr_blasto: they should be arrested, vehicles impounded

There'd be no way that they'd avoid being grounded

/Obscure?

too late, buddy!


Ah, drat!

//Guess great minds think alike
/And it's apparently not too obscure
 
2020-10-24 11:45:23 PM  
1 vote:
I do feel weird that there aren't pictures or something. If the honking is so loud that it delays voting for two hours, someone should post pictures, and local news would find them.

Heck, in these types of things, I'd even expect the Trumpers to be posting pics about how they were defending freedom or something.
 
2020-10-24 11:36:59 PM  
1 vote:

GoldSpider: thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.

A chunk of brick is cheaper still.


Don't really have any plausible deniability if you're chucking bricks at vehicles.


An absurdly small chunk of spark plug ceramic will shatter plate glass and looks an awful lot like road debris.

Not that I'm suggesting anything.
 
2020-10-24 11:34:09 PM  
1 vote:

thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.


A chunk of brick is cheaper still.
 
2020-10-24 11:32:50 PM  
1 vote:

scanman61: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

Claymores


No HE without a formal declaration.
 
2020-10-24 11:27:08 PM  
1 vote:

thehobbes: monsatano: The ABCs of voting:

Always
Bring
Caltrops

spark plugs are cheap.


As are the wrist rockets with which to slang them biatches.
 
2020-10-24 11:25:54 PM  
1 vote:
Republicans are garbage.  Disagree?  Fark you.
 
2020-10-24 10:44:15 PM  
1 vote:
Normal people do this.
 
2020-10-24 9:59:01 PM  
1 vote:
No one has a cell phone recording of this after it lasted for two hours?
 
2020-10-24 8:57:09 PM  
1 vote:
Ten days out and the storm clouds are gathering.
 
2020-10-24 6:10:33 PM  
1 vote:
Don't dare call them deplorable
 
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