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(Politico)   The Trump presidential library location has been secured   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-10-24 9:43:18 AM  
How about Rikers Island? NYC wants to close the correctional facility there. Trump and his administration officials could convert the facility into his library while serving out their terms. The only issue will be it only holds 10,000 inmates.
 
2020-10-24 9:55:51 AM  
How about a broken down short bus bookmobile on Riker's Island?
 
2020-10-24 10:12:37 AM  
Who the hell is reading stories from three and half years ago...and then posting them? Old, well-known news is so...old.
 
2020-10-24 10:37:00 AM  
I heard it was going to be a mobile library...

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2020-10-24 11:25:59 AM  
It's an older story but the farkery still checks out.
 
2020-10-24 11:50:27 AM  
Told ya he's gonna flee to Russia after losing.
 
2020-10-24 11:52:53 AM  
The FBI and CIA will require background checks, and Russia will want a visa.
 
2020-10-24 12:53:26 PM  
It's going to be Epstein's Rape Island.

That said, if they think Moscow is going to be their sanctuary for tasks done for the tsar, they ought to look up Kim Philby's sad fate once he defected.
 
2020-10-24 12:59:11 PM  
Trump's library will be a locked vault in Moscow.
 
2020-10-24 1:37:44 PM  
My money was on a damn Florida sinkhole that Trump can fllip cheap to some gormless kleptokrat from the Turd World, but hey, potay-toes, po-tat-toes.
 
2020-10-24 1:39:40 PM  

make me some tea: Told ya he's gonna flee to Russia after losing.


If you are right, I will be surprised. Well, not surprised.

Congratulatory. That's the right word, I think.
 
2020-10-24 1:40:15 PM  

brantgoose: make me some tea: Told ya he's gonna flee to Russia after losing.

If you are right, I will be surprised. Well, not surprised.

Congratulatory. That's the right word, I think.


If I should forget during the excitement of the coup, pat yourself on the back any way.
 
2020-10-24 1:41:17 PM  

Breaker Moran: How about a broken down short bus bookmobile on Riker's Island?


Riker's Island should not just be for mass graves. It should be a people place. Make it a concentration camp for traitors.
 
2020-10-24 2:24:13 PM  
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2020-10-24 2:29:05 PM  
Put it on top of a COVID mass grave, given that our outsized number of deaths in this epidemic is due to his personal vanity, ignorance of science, and lack of concern for the least of his citizens.
 
2020-10-24 2:32:09 PM  
A central location would make it easier for future peeing pilgrimages -- Kansas fits the bill.
 
2020-10-24 2:33:03 PM  
It'll be the first presidential library to charge admission. Although, they say the Whore room is pretty spectacular.
 
2020-10-24 2:35:19 PM  
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2020-10-24 2:35:44 PM  
Chernobyl
 
2020-10-24 2:38:46 PM  
This involves Moscow, doesn't it?

*checks tfa, gets bonus of inbred turd gobblers*

Yep.
 
2020-10-24 2:39:08 PM  
he renewed Traitor.com?
 
2020-10-24 2:41:44 PM  
Is there room in the dustbin of history?
 
2020-10-24 2:44:44 PM  
It is weird to see the word "Trump" and "library" in the same sentence. I have never, ever seen a trump sticker in the parking lot of a public library.
 
2020-10-24 2:44:46 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Chernobyl


I was gonna say Guantanamo Bay, but Chernobyl is way better.
 
2020-10-24 2:46:15 PM  
  Thinking about this further, what the fark does a trump library even look like? Are there just a whole bunch of television screens running Fox and one America news bullshiat on loop? It's not as if it's gonna hold any books.
 
2020-10-24 2:47:55 PM  
No one else is buying Ed Snowden but Iran and others would pay to get Trump out of whatever hole he hides in so they can have at him.

Safest plan is for Trump to stop resisting and turn himself over to the NYPD.

Or he can die in Iranian prison, whatevs.
 
2020-10-24 2:48:14 PM  

Gunboat: Thinking about this further, what the fark does a trump library even look like?


It's just shelves and shelves of his own books that he didn't write.
 
2020-10-24 2:51:16 PM  

Gunboat: Thinking about this further, what the fark does a trump library even look like? Are there just a whole bunch of television screens running Fox and one America news bullshiat on loop? It's not as if it's gonna hold any books.


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2020-10-24 2:51:51 PM  
Damn. That's like a period at the end of the sentence that is The tRump pResidency.
They know.
 
2020-10-24 2:54:36 PM  
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2020-10-24 2:54:37 PM  
Build it from the plasticized bodies of covid victims.
 
2020-10-24 2:55:27 PM  
They forgot to reserve trumpcovidplan.com.  Too bad....
 
2020-10-24 2:55:38 PM  
There won't be one.
No one wants to pay for it.
 
2020-10-24 3:02:10 PM  
Non-story.  Any major media figure will buy up multiple domains to keep away cyber-squatters and enemies who might look to snatch those domains for themselves.
 
2020-10-24 3:09:06 PM  
Mount Trashmore and accompanying  wastewater treatment spa.
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There are breathtaking views of it at one of Trumps most exclusive clubs, Doral Inernational.
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2020-10-24 3:12:38 PM  
"The library was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'"
 
2020-10-24 3:13:43 PM  

Gunboat: Thinking about this further, what the fark does a trump library even look like? Are there just a whole bunch of television screens running Fox and one America news bullshiat on loop? It's not as if it's gonna hold any books.


It will be comprised of a racist See & Say and the walls will be adorned by boudoir photos of Ivanka.
 
2020-10-24 3:20:58 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Chernobyl


That's in Ukraine. I don't think they are too fond of him. How about Plum Island Animal Disease Center from Silence of the Lambs. It is a real place.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plum_​I​sland_Animal_Disease_Center
 
2020-10-24 3:22:50 PM  
Good farking lord this photo:

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The teeth... the grins...

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2020-10-24 3:24:31 PM  
Found it.

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2020-10-24 3:26:40 PM  

Catlenfell: It'll be the first presidential library to charge admission. Although, they say the Whore room is pretty spectacular.


I was just wondering about this, so I looked up a few. Of the few I looked up, they all charge a modest fee, around US$15-20ish. That's kinda typical for medium-sized museums.

Trump's "library", I think we're all expecting he's going to treat the whole thing as a profit center, so admission's probably going to be more like $30-40, and all you'll get is a little crappy hagiography.

Gunboat: Thinking about this further, what the fark does a trump library even look like? Are there just a whole bunch of television screens running Fox and one America news bullshiat on loop? It's not as if it's gonna hold any books.


My guess, some perfunctory exhibits of mostly giant pictures of the shiathead, and lots and lots of Trump-branded merchandise sold at inflated prices. And as the cult grows older and dies off, it'll probably shut down about 10-15 years after it opens because no one alive will be willing to pay Trump prices for a bad value.

Whatever it's gonna be like, the safe bet is it won't be a "normal" Presidential library.
 
2020-10-24 3:34:14 PM  
An EPA superfund site?
 
2020-10-24 3:55:08 PM  
https://www.godaddy.com/domainsearch/​f​ind?checkAvail=1&tmskey=&key=dpp_leaf_​ru&domainToCheck=trumptowermoscow&tld=​.ru

The link above is for all of you with a mischievous spirit and a little extra cash. Some kind of website building ability might come in handy as well.


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A likely unaffiliated establishment in Almaty Kazakhstan, but a photo you are more than welcome to use in building your new website purchased at one of the above available sites.
 
2020-10-24 4:18:01 PM  
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2020-10-24 4:23:07 PM  

bekaye: How about Rikers Island?


There's a lovely little place just outta San Fracisco.
 
2020-10-24 4:52:23 PM  
The Trump presidential liebrary location has been secured

/FTFY
 
2020-10-24 5:00:48 PM  
I hate Trump as much as anyone but the fact that someone turned on auto-renew in GoDaddy isn't news.
 
2020-10-24 5:05:20 PM  
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These are not the faces of people I would feel confident to handle a major bussiness. Or a local Valuemart.
 
2020-10-24 5:07:28 PM  
Is it located in a toilet?
 
2020-10-24 5:22:54 PM  
Has he actually finished coloring both books?
 
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