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2020-10-24 8:48:27 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-10-24 8:49:31 AM  
Talking to himself again.
 
2020-10-24 8:50:30 AM  
Hey Hobo-in-waiting,
Stop talking to yourself about yourself.
 
2020-10-24 8:51:52 AM  
He's talking to everyone with an IQ below freezing.  AKA Republicans.
 
2020-10-24 8:55:44 AM  
He's talking to ME! Oh, wait, no ... he's talking to the racist billionaire standing behind me. Never mind.
 
2020-10-24 9:00:27 AM  

unixpro: He's talking to everyone with an IQ below freezing.  AKA Republicans.


10 days away from an election he is currently losing. That's an excellent time to begin crafting an appeal to his base. Maybe on Wednesday he can come up with a pitch to independents.
 
2020-10-24 9:02:35 AM  
This really is getting tiresome.
Will be so glad, I'm so glad it will end soon.
cream - i'm so glad
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2020-10-24 9:10:17 AM  
Magas believe every word. sad...
 
2020-10-24 9:40:22 AM  
A politician who says he isn't a politician is a politician.
 
2020-10-24 9:56:59 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: unixpro: He's talking to everyone with an IQ below freezing.  AKA Republicans.

10 days away from an election he is currently losing. That's an excellent time to begin crafting an appeal to his base. Maybe on Wednesday he can come up with a pitch to independents.


I won't believe he has lost until Biden has been sworn in, state level indictments start flying and a judge imposes a gag order on him and all his mouth pieces. Only then will I be able to breathe just a little bit easier.
 
2020-10-24 10:17:14 AM  

snocone: This really is getting tiresome.
Will be so glad, I'm so glad it will end soon.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/L3GIQ86e​u6c]



Cream - Politician (Farewell Concert - Extended Edition) (4 of 11)
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2020-10-24 10:28:11 AM  
 

ltnor: judge imposes a gag order on him


Good luck with that.
 
2020-10-24 10:40:29 AM  
OT: On MSNBC, the host mentioned that they'll soon be showing Trump as he votes in person in Florida.

One of the guests immediately said, "well, he's going to need it."
 
2020-10-24 10:40:58 AM  
So not only did you fail at following the rules, you also failed at breaking the rules to help people, because you've never been interested in helping anyone, you fascist POS.
 
2020-10-24 10:44:53 AM  
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2020-10-24 10:51:58 AM  
He doesn't even aplogize after abusing you.
 
2020-10-24 11:05:24 AM  
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2020-10-24 11:15:03 AM  

Circusdog320: A politician who says he isn't a politician is a politician.


"I'm not a politician, but..."
 
2020-10-24 11:20:32 AM  
And all the MAGATs are screaming at the cops "Don't take him! He ain't done nothin' wrong! It was MY fault!"
 
2020-10-24 11:32:56 AM  
Four years of being president and still not a politician? Shows Donny is incapable of learning anything.

I also doubt he wrote that tweet. Its sentence structure is beyond that of the world's most tremendous stable genius.
 
2020-10-24 11:40:16 AM  
Maga hat, truth in advertising edition:
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2020-10-24 11:48:45 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: unixpro: He's talking to everyone with an IQ below freezing.  AKA Republicans.

10 days away from an election he is currently losing. That's an excellent time to begin crafting an appeal to his base. Maybe on Wednesday he can come up with a pitch to independents.


He still has plenty of time to pivot.

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//Any day now...
 
2020-10-24 11:57:55 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Talking to himself again.


He wants someone -- ANYONE -- to talk to him, and to say what he wants to hear.
 
2020-10-24 12:01:13 PM  

mofa: OT: On MSNBC, the host mentioned that they'll soon be showing Trump as he votes in person in Florida.

One of the guests immediately said, "well, he's going to need it."


Wait... didn't he claim to have voted by mail already?
 
2020-10-24 12:39:34 PM  
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BROKEN LAWS AND DISORDER

 
2020-10-24 12:59:05 PM  
He's really trying to campaign like he's not the president.
 
2020-10-24 1:04:08 PM  
The one piece of good music Trump hasnt tried to steal is the one that should be his personal theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPObz​J​kWueY
 
2020-10-24 1:44:35 PM  
Law and Order only applies to the little people.
 
2020-10-24 1:44:52 PM  
He hasn't been in this much denial since the results of Barron's testing came in.
 
2020-10-24 1:45:06 PM  

brantgoose: The one piece of good music Trump hasnt tried to steal is the one that should be his personal theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPObzJ​kWueY


I don't know.  Fortunate Son was pretty dead on.
 
2020-10-24 1:45:40 PM  
Donald Trump fights harder than any other politician to infect you with deadly diseases. You weren't planning on living a full lifetime anyway, right?
 
2020-10-24 1:46:20 PM  
Those crazy establishment politicians and their establishment platitudes, like "maybe we should do something about the pandemic" and "maybe we should do something about the economic fallout from the pandemic".
 
2020-10-24 1:46:30 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: unixpro: He's talking to everyone with an IQ below freezing.  AKA Republicans.

10 days away from an election he is currently losing. That's an excellent time to begin crafting an appeal to his base. Maybe on Wednesday he can come up with a pitch to independents.


His base thinks they're the majority and a small minority of politically correct SJWs has somehow taken over and is forcing the majority to do things their way.
 
2020-10-24 1:47:37 PM  
He accidentally publicly tweeted his DM to Vlad again...
 
2020-10-24 1:48:00 PM  
"I'm not a politician." said the President.
 
2020-10-24 1:49:52 PM  
Tweet:it's because I was elected to fight for with YOU, harder than anyone ever has before! http://Vote.DonaldJTrump.com
 
2020-10-24 1:50:10 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: If I do not sound like a typical Washington politician, it's because I'm NOT a politician. If I do not always play by the rules of the Washington Establishment, it's because I was elected to fight for YOU, harder than anyone ever has before! https://t.co/gsFSgh2KPc https://t.co/kNuIW02Dfc


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2020-10-24 1:50:11 PM  
Trump voters in a nutshell :
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2020-10-24 1:51:59 PM  
Eddie Murphy Delirious Hitting Women
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I didn't mean to do that shiat, voters.  But you brought that shiat on yourselves.
 
2020-10-24 1:52:19 PM  
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2020-10-24 1:53:17 PM  
That's a lot of bullsh*t just to say "I'm a psycho and I'm going to kill you all if you don't stop me!".
 
2020-10-24 1:54:08 PM  
Jesus, why don't you just die already?
Donald Johnny COVIDseed.
Infection rates rise everywhere you've been; is that how you're going to achieve herd immunity?
 
2020-10-24 1:54:40 PM  

tommyl66: He accidentally publicly tweeted his DM to Vlad again...


Fake news. If that were a DM to Vlad, the phrase "Soviet Daddy" would have shown up somewhere.
 
2020-10-24 1:54:44 PM  
So he claims not to be a politician, and he's demonstrably not a businessman. What is he, a duck?
 
2020-10-24 1:54:45 PM  
The Trump,
The
 
2020-10-24 1:55:05 PM  
He is half right about the not being a politician thing.

Being a politician consists of mostly doing 2 things.

Campaigning to get elected and then actually governing when elected.

Trump never stopped doing the former and never really started doing the latter.

Trump never expected to get elected so when he actually did fluke out he quickly discovered he was in way over his head and then just decided to not govern and kept going to these ego boosting rallies in between abusing his office for personal gain as the opportunities arose.

Because beyond ego and graft Trump DGAF about anything else.
 
2020-10-24 1:55:29 PM  
I noticed his website still doesn't have a video of Joe Biden saying he would ban fracking and instead has a three paragraphs of explaining how a bunch of other things that are not him saying he would ban fracking mean mean the exact opposite.
 
2020-10-24 1:55:37 PM  

Nullav: So he claims not to be a politician, and he's demonstrably not a businessman. What is he, a duck?


A grifter.
 
2020-10-24 1:55:47 PM  
Riiiiiiiiight so thats why you hired the most crooked motherfarkers in washington to be in your admin.

Fark off and die already.
 
2020-10-24 1:56:22 PM  
Judas Priest - Breaking The Law (Official Music Video)
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