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(CNN)   Check your bingo cards for "listeria outbreak"   ( divider line
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2329 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2020 at 1:04 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-10-24 1:16:45 PM  
14 votes:
got listeria from a jamba juice years ago. puking and hallucinations.

took the opportunity of time off work to walk to the dmv to renew my drivers license.  in my license photo my eyes are pointing in different directions.

it was an odd experience.
2020-10-24 1:34:45 PM  
8 votes:

AstroJesus: Nothing, but if I get 'selective nuclear strike' or 'intelligent bear takeover' I win.

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/ Why not both?
2020-10-24 1:06:20 PM  
7 votes:
Damnit to hell. I had ecoli on my card. Hate this game.
2020-10-24 3:30:50 PM  
6 votes:
Isn't that the lane that the Desperate Housewives lived on?
2020-10-24 1:50:51 PM  
5 votes:
🎶 We are living in a listerial world, and you're a listerial girl..... 🎶
2020-10-24 1:48:53 PM  
4 votes:
As usual I died of dysentery.
2020-10-24 1:10:54 PM  
4 votes:
Yes but not until November.  Can we hold off a week?
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2020-10-24 2:25:23 PM  
3 votes:
Nope. I have Legionnaire's in November on my card, Subby.
2020-10-24 1:45:37 PM  
3 votes:
Awwww damn I had scurvy.
2020-10-24 1:07:31 PM  
3 votes:
♫ ♫  Ohhh babe...listeria, when you're near.♫ ♫
2020-10-24 2:01:55 PM  
2 votes:
I like how the headline popped up as I was eating a turkey sandwich. In New York.
2020-10-24 1:46:06 PM  
2 votes:
While I understand the concern, it's only a bug. No need to become listerical.
2020-10-24 1:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
Nothing, but if I get 'selective nuclear strike' or 'intelligent bear takeover' I win.
2020-10-24 4:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
So we're playing Find the Salami?
2020-10-24 2:17:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-24 2:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
Whats the big deal over a specific brand of mouth wash?
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