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2020-10-24 6:28:00 AM  
Headline is worth a chuckle.

The chart of rising cases in Poland is rather horrifying.
 
2020-10-24 7:11:04 AM  

Alphax: Headline is worth a chuckle.

The chart of rising cases in Poland is rather horrifying.


But sadly not surprising, given their current GOP-wannabe government and its dismantling of decades of progress.
 
2020-10-24 8:39:13 AM  
Poland has been acting like a dick for a while.
 
2020-10-24 8:54:45 AM  

Bslim: Poland has been acting like a dick for a while.


Kielbasa, please.
 
2020-10-24 11:16:15 AM  
Was about to mock Subby for doing the "Doo dah" wrong. Thank goodness I clicked on TFA.


Good headline.
 
2020-10-24 11:18:03 AM  
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2020-10-24 11:18:20 AM  
Hey. The guy is running a country at 48. That's better then I'm doing.
 
2020-10-24 11:22:42 AM  
Between this and that "3 legs at night" article a few links down, the rare "controversial pole" trifecta is in play.
 
2020-10-24 11:23:54 AM  
Not wearing a mask is equivalent to screen doors on a submarine.
 
2020-10-24 11:25:35 AM  
How will this affect the submarine screen doors
 
2020-10-24 11:28:25 AM  
What a shame, and on the day they were expected to announce their new submarine fleet with advanced SCREENDOOR™ technology.
 
2020-10-24 11:28:48 AM  
US: *nominates new Supreme Court Justice for the purpose of curtailing women's reproductive autonomy*
US President: *gets COVID*

Poland: *passes law severely curtailing women's reproductive autonomy*
Polish President: *gets COVID*

Christians: "If we were being evil, God would give us a sign.  Anyway this is probably the liberals' fault."

/had a former super-religious college classmate who had 6 kids by age 30 and then started miscarrying a lot so went for fertility treatment which wasn't working, and her family was begging her to stop having kids because she couldn't handle the ones she already had, but she insisted that "God will give me a sign" when it's time for her to stop having kids, and apparently the serial miscarriages and infertility wasn't it.
 
2020-10-24 11:31:43 AM  
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2020-10-24 11:45:19 AM  
It's almost like teh 'rona has a taste for right-wing bastard heads of state
 
2020-10-24 11:54:10 AM  
Polish president you say??
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These pedos freaks love underage girls doing ballet in front of them...
 
2020-10-24 12:06:41 PM  
Literally came to do this.  Nicely done, Subby
 
2020-10-24 12:10:42 PM  
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RIP
 
2020-10-24 12:13:10 PM  

Fast Moon: US: *nominates new Supreme Court Justice for the purpose of curtailing women's reproductive autonomy*
US President: *gets COVID*

Poland: *passes law severely curtailing women's reproductive autonomy*
Polish President: *gets COVID*

Christians: "If we were being evil, God would give us a sign.  Anyway this is probably the liberals' fault."

/had a former super-religious college classmate who had 6 kids by age 30 and then started miscarrying a lot so went for fertility treatment which wasn't working, and her family was begging her to stop having kids because she couldn't handle the ones she already had, but she insisted that "God will give me a sign" when it's time for her to stop having kids, and apparently the serial miscarriages and infertility wasn't it.


I dunno, maybe childbirth was the only thing that could bring her to orgasm
 
2020-10-24 12:17:40 PM  
91-divoc sah tnediserp ehT
 
2020-10-24 12:19:27 PM  
I was saying months ago that maybe after one or two world leaders got Covid that the rest of the world would go "OMG we better get our shiate together."

Nope.
 
2020-10-24 12:19:51 PM  
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2020-10-24 12:31:29 PM  

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Came here to say that.

Excuse me while I whip this out.
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2020-10-24 12:38:52 PM  

Dead on the River: Not wearing a mask is equivalent to screen doors on a submarine.


wearing a mask is like wearing a screen door on your face.
if you can easily breath through it, the virus can get through it.
 
2020-10-24 1:03:26 PM  

WTP 2: Dead on the River: Not wearing a mask is equivalent to screen doors on a submarine.

wearing a mask is like wearing a screen door on your face.
if you can easily breath through it, the virus can get through it.


A) Nope! Viruses are not smaller than air molecules. Furthemore, even if the holes in the mask are bigger than the virus (they are), that does not mean it doesn't stop some of the viral particles--Viral load is important. If you stacked several mesh screens together, it would, in fact, pass water more slowly (and catch some of the water) especially if they weren't aligned perfectly, because that's how physics works.
B) Just because the holes are bigger than the viral particles does not mean the mask doesn't stop them. At that size scale, electrostatic charge and other surface-level forces begin to have serious effects.
C) The ENTIRE farkING POINT of the mask is it makes it harder for an infected person to spread the disease. The mask provides the most protection to everyone else. And because this is a virus where you can spread it a good bit before you come down with symptoms, that's why it's important for everyone to wear a mask.

In short:

Not only are you wrong, you're wrong at almost every conceivable magnification in several ways! Congratulations for achieving Fractal Wrongness, now shut the fark up.
 
2020-10-24 1:13:38 PM  

Felgraf: WTP 2: Dead on the River: Not wearing a mask is equivalent to screen doors on a submarine.

wearing a mask is like wearing a screen door on your face.
if you can easily breath through it, the virus can get through it.

A) Nope! Viruses are not smaller than air molecules. Furthemore, even if the holes in the mask are bigger than the virus (they are), that does not mean it doesn't stop some of the viral particles--Viral load is important. If you stacked several mesh screens together, it would, in fact, pass water more slowly (and catch some of the water) especially if they weren't aligned perfectly, because that's how physics works.
B) Just because the holes are bigger than the viral particles does not mean the mask doesn't stop them. At that size scale, electrostatic charge and other surface-level forces begin to have serious effects.
C) The ENTIRE farkING POINT of the mask is it makes it harder for an infected person to spread the disease. The mask provides the most protection to everyone else. And because this is a virus where you can spread it a good bit before you come down with symptoms, that's why it's important for everyone to wear a mask.

In short:

Not only are you wrong, you're wrong at almost every conceivable magnification in several ways! Congratulations for achieving Fractal Wrongness, now shut the fark up.


Hey? I hear your lookin for a viral load...
 
2020-10-24 1:18:28 PM  

Alphax: Headline is worth a chuckle.

The chart of rising cases in Poland is rather horrifying.


Perhaps outlawing abortions will make up for the population deficit?
 
2020-10-24 1:20:13 PM  

Shagbert: Alphax: Headline is worth a chuckle.

The chart of rising cases in Poland is rather horrifying.

But sadly not surprising, given their current GOP-wannabe government and its dismantling of decades of progress.


Progress is moving away from communism, not the other way.
 
2020-10-24 1:27:01 PM  

GreatTikiGod: Literally came to do this.  Nicely done, Subby


Ewww...
 
2020-10-24 1:31:02 PM  
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Kurwa!
 
2020-10-24 1:48:21 PM  

WTP 2: Dead on the River: Not wearing a mask is equivalent to screen doors on a submarine.

wearing a mask is like wearing a screen door on your face.
if you can easily breath through it, the virus can get through it.


Here's a nice simple video for you.
Slow Motion Sneeze in 4K - The Slow Mo Guys with Dr Anthony Fauci
Youtube gZ66wJFD3bs
maybe it will be easier for you to understand.
 
2020-10-24 1:56:14 PM  

LordOfThePings: 91-divoc sah tnediserp ehT


Noted.
 
2020-10-24 2:38:08 PM  
So, fascism-curious President downplays COVID, then catches it along with a huge surge in cases all across the country.  Sounds familiar.   Do your cops murder your minorities a lot?   Outlaw abortion?  deprive gay people civil rights?   well, on the bright side, let's see where Poland lands on the corruption index? oh. sorry.
 
2020-10-24 2:54:13 PM  

dbaggins: So, fascism-curious President downplays COVID, then catches it along with a huge surge in cases all across the country.  Sounds familiar.   Do your cops murder your minorities a lot?   Outlaw abortion?  deprive gay people civil rights?   well, on the bright side, let's see where Poland lands on the corruption index? oh. sorry.


Minorites in Poland? Doubt it.
 
2020-10-24 3:37:04 PM  

lolmao500: Polish president you say??
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These pedos freaks love underage girls doing ballet in front of them...


That priest is probably wondering when the young boys will be brought out on stage.
 
2020-10-24 5:02:37 PM  
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2020-10-24 5:04:28 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: dbaggins: So, fascism-curious President downplays COVID, then catches it along with a huge surge in cases all across the country.  Sounds familiar.   Do your cops murder your minorities a lot?   Outlaw abortion?  deprive gay people civil rights?   well, on the bright side, let's see where Poland lands on the corruption index? oh. sorry.

Minorites in Poland? Doubt it.


Hitler and Stalin homogenized Poland.  For minorities, they make do with Ukrainians working jobs that Poles would rather do in Western Europe and the remnants of the remnants of their Jewish community, plus Kashubians.
 
2020-10-24 5:38:05 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: dbaggins: So, fascism-curious President downplays COVID, then catches it along with a huge surge in cases all across the country.  Sounds familiar.   Do your cops murder your minorities a lot?   Outlaw abortion?  deprive gay people civil rights?   well, on the bright side, let's see where Poland lands on the corruption index? oh. sorry.

Minorites in Poland? Doubt it.


Are you suggesting that the LAW AND ORDER government could be inflating boogymen to pass justify their legislative and executive agenda?

I dunno, I guess that could work.
 
2020-10-24 5:39:10 PM  

NearCanuck: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: dbaggins: So, fascism-curious President downplays COVID, then catches it along with a huge surge in cases all across the country.  Sounds familiar.   Do your cops murder your minorities a lot?   Outlaw abortion?  deprive gay people civil rights?   well, on the bright side, let's see where Poland lands on the corruption index? oh. sorry.

Minorites in Poland? Doubt it.

Are you suggesting that the LAW AND ORDER government could be inflating boogymen to pass justify their legislative and executive agenda?

I dunno, I guess that could work.


Thanks Fark editor text editor.  By fixing some glitches, you created more.
 
2020-10-24 5:39:45 PM  

NearCanuck: NearCanuck: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: dbaggins: So, fascism-curious President downplays COVID, then catches it along with a huge surge in cases all across the country.  Sounds familiar.   Do your cops murder your minorities a lot?   Outlaw abortion?  deprive gay people civil rights?   well, on the bright side, let's see where Poland lands on the corruption index? oh. sorry.

Minorites in Poland? Doubt it.

Are you suggesting that the LAW AND ORDER government could be inflating boogymen to pass justify their legislative and executive agenda?

I dunno, I guess that could work.

Thanks Fark editor text editor.  By fixing some glitches, you created more.


I give up.
 
2020-10-24 5:40:47 PM  

Gooch: Alphax: Headline is worth a chuckle.

The chart of rising cases in Poland is rather horrifying.

Perhaps outlawing abortions will make up for the population deficit?


Hopefully that 'decision' is as stillborn as it seems.
 
2020-10-24 5:59:46 PM  
Going to cough all night
Going to cough all day
He thought real men didn't wear no masks
Might put the boy in his grave
 
2020-10-25 4:22:43 AM  

Dead on the River: Not wearing a mask is equivalent to screen doors on a submarine.


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2020-10-25 4:25:17 AM  

mikey15: submarine screen doors


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2020-10-25 4:26:27 AM  

MSkow: submarine fleet with advanced SCREENDOOR™ technology.


Comedy genius.
 
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