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(Slate)   "My 16 year-old daughter revealed she's in love with our neighbor boy, who is 17. I was pleased, but my husband freaked out; he had an affair with the boy's mom and is his father. My daughter's in love with her half-brother. How do we tell them?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-10-24 12:42:32 AM  
Uh....Jerry Springer?.
 
2020-10-24 12:44:22 AM  
Fix the cable?
 
2020-10-24 12:48:59 AM  
Show them incest porn and say, "does this interest you at all"

/ BTW fake letter
 
2020-10-24 12:51:22 AM  
Madness - Shame And Scandal
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2020-10-24 12:54:02 AM  
If those kids were two years older, they could film a seriously lucrative xhamster video.  "Asian teen does black teen half-brother next door!"
 
2020-10-24 12:56:08 AM  
Well let's not put the cart ahead of the horse.  He still has to sleep with the daughter
 
2020-10-24 12:59:19 AM  
Leave West Virginia!
 
2020-10-24 1:07:34 AM  
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2020-10-24 1:49:41 AM  
Dear Slate, I have been bored in quarantine...
 
2020-10-24 1:49:48 AM  
Kissing siblings!

Is it incest when not everyone knows?
 
2020-10-24 1:55:43 AM  
Dear Slate,

Could you have your staff make up better fake letters?

Thanks,

The Rest Of Us
 
2020-10-24 2:47:31 AM  
Willie Nelson-I'm My Own Grandpa
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2020-10-24 3:30:46 AM  
Well, this is why you don't keep secrets like that.

And why you don't knock up women in other families.
 
2020-10-24 5:08:17 AM  
As Dorothy says in Golden Girls: "That will give them something to talk about back in Dogpatch".
 
2020-10-24 5:53:43 AM  
Tell "Dad" that it's all over, his mission is a failure...
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2020-10-24 6:03:18 AM  
Don't tell them

Just sit back and wait for the web footed children.

Olympic superstars. They will be famous
 
2020-10-24 6:39:18 AM  
They're 16 & 17.  Other than telling them to wrap it up/get her on some long lasting birth control, ignore it.  Chances are good that the only reason that they're attracted to each other right now is that their options are severely limited with the lockdown. Teenage hormones are going to hormone & suddenly the only option available becomes quite attractive.

Even back in 'normal' times, relationships at that age have a shelf life of a couple of months in general.  If somehow they're still together in a few years then you might 'suddenly discover' the deep family secret & let them know.  For now though, nah.

/off to go read the fake letter
 
2020-10-24 7:09:54 AM  
23 and Me kits for Christmas?
 
2020-10-24 7:33:11 AM  
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2020-10-24 7:47:48 AM  
Some Bass Playing Guy:
Madness - House of Fun (Official Video)
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FTFY
 
2020-10-24 7:48:56 AM  
I'm guessing a light saber battle, followed by a string of increasingly implausible revelations.
 
2020-10-24 7:54:02 AM  

Xcott: I'm guessing a light saber battle, followed by a string of increasingly implausible revelations.


Luke Learns the Truth | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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2020-10-24 7:59:39 AM  
Wait, so the husband cheated on his wife when she was pregnant? Wow.
 
2020-10-24 8:09:51 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2020-10-24 8:11:58 AM  
This is fark, why hasn't anyone suggested butt stuff?
 
2020-10-24 8:17:41 AM  
This is why butt stuff is always the answer and what the husband should have remembered as Rule #1.
 
2020-10-24 8:18:03 AM  

bostonguy: Wait, so the husband cheated on his wife when she was pregnant? Wow.


No he cheated while she was suffering lost parting depression.

She had also temporarily kicked him out.
 
2020-10-24 8:24:33 AM  

BizarreMan: bostonguy: Wait, so the husband cheated on his wife when she was pregnant? Wow.

No he cheated while she was suffering lost parting depression.

She had also temporarily kicked him out.


Post partum damn it.
 
2020-10-24 8:36:59 AM  
Mike Cross - Elma Turl
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2020-10-24 8:43:47 AM  

Wookie_Jesus: Dear Slate,

Could you have your staff make up better fake letters?

Thanks,

The Rest Of Us


The staff didn't make it up. They lifted it straight from an episode of House M.D.

Foreman reveals both Jeremy and Tracy are agnate half-brother and half-sister; Jeremy's abusive father had an affair with Tracy's mother. (Fools for Love)
 
2020-10-24 8:45:32 AM  
...so the mom says "Date whoever you want. He's not actually your father."
 
2020-10-24 8:51:05 AM  
Just sit them down and discuss it over a mug of coffee.

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2020-10-24 8:55:40 AM  

Gramma: This is fark, why hasn't anyone suggested butt stuff?


It's a little late for butt stuff - the neighbor already had the kid.
 
2020-10-24 9:32:45 AM  
I blame Donald and Ivanka for why pornhub is now overrun with incest vids.
 
2020-10-24 9:35:38 AM  

naughtyrev: Gramma: This is fark, why hasn't anyone suggested butt stuff?

It's a little late for butt stuff - the neighbor already had the kid.


However, the teens have not conceived.
 
2020-10-24 9:37:23 AM  
Get the daughter the contraceptive implants and let the go at it.  You know and trust the boy, right?  Then if kids are all but impossible, who TF cares?
 
2020-10-24 9:40:33 AM  

naughtyrev: Gramma: This is fark, why hasn't anyone suggested butt stuff?

It's a little late for butt stuff - the neighbor already had the kid.


It is never too late for butt stuff.
 
2020-10-24 9:41:32 AM  
Jesus, whatever happened to the good old days of reading Dear Penthouse.
 
2020-10-24 9:49:57 AM  
funny Commercial against internet sex
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2020-10-24 9:53:11 AM  
fark his dad.
 
2020-10-24 10:00:13 AM  

Alphax: Well, this is why you don't keep secrets like that.

And why you don't knock up women in other families.


Damn right. If your mom or sister ain't good enough, you don't deserve to reproduce.
 
2020-10-24 10:07:12 AM  
Fake letter? It's been known to happen.

Harry Chapin - The Mayor Of Candor Lied
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2020-10-24 10:37:41 AM  
This column used to be run by Nicole Cliffe, who is so bland and milquetoast she makes John Harvey Kellogg want to serve her at his sanitarium. So you can imagine my delight when this new columnist devoted a good sized paragraph to calling the husband a biatch, it's a welcome change.

/Letters are still fake, but at least the answers are entertaining now.
 
2020-10-24 10:44:20 AM  

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There it is.
 
2020-10-24 11:02:46 AM  
I misread this as "my SIX year old daughter" and was quit disturbed.
 
2020-10-24 11:12:37 AM  
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2020-10-24 11:18:46 AM  
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2020-10-24 11:47:27 AM  
I think you better tell them quick before he porks her....if he hasn't already.
 
2020-10-24 11:55:34 AM  
Coming next month in Penthouse Letters....
 
2020-10-24 12:28:29 PM  

turboke: Wookie_Jesus: Dear Slate,

Could you have your staff make up better fake letters?

Thanks,

The Rest Of Us

The staff didn't make it up. They lifted it straight from an episode of House M.D.

Foreman reveals both Jeremy and Tracy are agnate half-brother and half-sister; Jeremy's abusive father had an affair with Tracy's mother. (Fools for Love)


This. I figured someone got bored during quarantine and binge watched House MD, got to that episode and thought, 'Hey we should write this up and send it to one of them Dear Abby type things!'
 
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