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2020-10-23 11:31:51 PM  
Oh, I've seen this one. The mutant crayfish get really large and attack Tokyo, but Godzilla fights them off.
 
2020-10-24 12:00:02 AM  
That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.
 
2020-10-24 12:32:37 AM  
Today, in Mad Libs Headlines!
 
2020-10-24 1:02:09 AM  
So, open a lambic or a tripel?
 
2020-10-24 5:23:05 AM  
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2020-10-24 5:24:43 AM  
What I'm taking from this is that the one animal that you can assume the gender of is the marbled crayfish.
 
2020-10-24 5:27:50 AM  
Unscrupulous German Pet Traders are the worst
 
2020-10-24 5:30:34 AM  
You'll get nothing but frustration
From cloning a crustacean
 
2020-10-24 5:35:28 AM  
That's just cray cray.
 
2020-10-24 5:36:03 AM  
no more shrimpin' boats?

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2020-10-24 5:36:29 AM  

kudayta: That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.


It just so happens that I'm a freelance crayfish recycling expert. Have 40 litre pot, will travel.
 
2020-10-24 5:41:24 AM  
I nominate this for HOtY.

Not subby's, the article's.
 
2020-10-24 5:43:23 AM  
Soon:

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2020-10-24 6:00:38 AM  
tribbles, but minus all the endearing qualities. Uhuru does not want.
 
2020-10-24 6:22:16 AM  
You shouldn't call 2020 silly subby it doesn't like it when you call it silly.
 
2020-10-24 6:28:26 AM  
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2020-10-24 6:47:11 AM  
Fark *is* my personal erotica site.
 
2020-10-24 7:09:29 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Today, in Mad Libs Headlines!


Today? Fark, this is The Year Mad Libs Got Real.
 
2020-10-24 7:12:39 AM  
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2020-10-24 7:14:36 AM  

Algebrat: That's just cray cray.


Apparently one cray is enough.

/funnied
//never tried it
///sounds like it can solve so hunger issues
 
2020-10-24 7:20:17 AM  
Belgium should have listened to the Dutch. Never stick your crayfish in your dyke.

Or something like that.
 
2020-10-24 7:20:44 AM  

FatherChaos: Soon:

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*shakes tiny fist*

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2020-10-24 7:22:17 AM  
We could just beam them all over to a Klingon ship where they'll be no tribble at all
 
2020-10-24 7:34:01 AM  
Also they're lesbians.
 
2020-10-24 7:38:29 AM  
Butter.  The solution is butter with a touch of lemon.
 
2020-10-24 7:48:37 AM  
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2020-10-24 7:52:50 AM  
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2020-10-24 8:12:00 AM  
Unscrupulous German Pet Traders is the name of my Scorpions cover band.
 
2020-10-24 8:30:19 AM  
This is how the world ends. Covered in crayfish.
 
2020-10-24 8:35:37 AM  
I Want Your Cray Cray (Full Video) | Marvel's Jessica Jones
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2020-10-24 8:38:52 AM  
Marbled crayfish, which travel across land and water at night and eat whatever they can,  do not occur in nature.
Whell, they do now.
Life, uh, has found a way, if with a little help.
 
2020-10-24 8:51:15 AM  

N3v3r5ubmit: You shouldn't call 2020 silly subby it doesn't like it when you call it silly.


Do not taunt Happy Fun Year.
 
2020-10-24 8:51:20 AM  

lurkey: So, open a lambic or a tripel?


Agreed. You don't want a dubbel or a quad when devouring our new crustacean overlords.
 
2020-10-24 8:54:18 AM  

luckyeddie: lurkey: So, open a lambic or a tripel?

Agreed. You don't want a dubbel or a quad when devouring our new crustacean overlords.


Whilst on the subject of Belgian beer, this one seems perfect...

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2020-10-24 9:21:35 AM  
Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?
 
2020-10-24 9:31:28 AM  
They found bodies everywhere.
 
2020-10-24 9:34:59 AM  
Much like trying to solve murders in West Virginia:  no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
 
2020-10-24 9:44:33 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Butter.  The solution is butter with a touch of lemon.


Blasphemy! See: Newfadianfor details.

Yeah, this isn't nearly a problem.  Invite the French over, they'll know how to handle this... in the kitchen.
 
2020-10-24 9:46:19 AM  

zepillin: Unscrupulous German Pet Traders are the worst


It takes all kinds of critters
To make Farmer Vincent fritters!
 
2020-10-24 9:57:21 AM  
So bring in some Louisianans. Winter will kill them off.
 
2020-10-24 10:31:14 AM  

TheOtherGuy: Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?


That will definitely get rid of crawdads that are apparently happy to walk over land.
 
2020-10-24 10:39:19 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Unscrupulous German Pet Traders is the name of my Scorpions cover band.


What a coincidence, it's also the name of my Pet Shop Boys schlager cover band.
 
2020-10-24 10:53:29 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: TheOtherGuy: Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?

That will definitely get rid of crawdads that are apparently happy to walk over land.


They can only walk so far, no?  How many streams & ponds can there possibly be right there?  I guess it could be really wet, in which case your best bet is introducing a predator.  Cue the snakes / gorillas jokes.
 
2020-10-24 11:40:39 AM  

TheOtherGuy: I May Be Crazy But...: TheOtherGuy: Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?

That will definitely get rid of crawdads that are apparently happy to walk over land.

They can only walk so far, no?  How many streams & ponds can there possibly be right there?  I guess it could be really wet, in which case your best bet is introducing a predator.  Cue the snakes / gorillas jokes.


Nah.. need raccoons for this job...  crawdads won't have a chance....
 
2020-10-24 1:09:03 PM  
Cthulu sign...
 
2020-10-24 1:53:34 PM  
Since they're all clones if it's a big enough problem a designer virus that targets their specific genetic signature shouldn't be too terribly difficult to make.
 
2020-10-24 1:57:08 PM  
Time for a Low Countries Boil.
 
2020-10-24 2:39:06 PM  
Frankly doesn't see the problem here...

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2020-10-24 3:36:38 PM  
Find a way to make eating them trendy.
 
2020-10-24 3:40:30 PM  

Spice Must Flow: You'll get nothing but frustration
From cloning a crustacean


Theres fungus amongus
 
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