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(New Zealand Herald)   Ok 2020, this is just getting silly   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2020-10-24 7:12:39 AM  
27 votes:
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2020-10-24 6:28:26 AM  
26 votes:
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2020-10-24 5:35:28 AM  
24 votes:
That's just cray cray.
 
2020-10-23 11:31:51 PM  
21 votes:
Oh, I've seen this one. The mutant crayfish get really large and attack Tokyo, but Godzilla fights them off.
 
2020-10-24 5:30:34 AM  
20 votes:
You'll get nothing but frustration
From cloning a crustacean
 
2020-10-24 5:36:29 AM  
16 votes:

kudayta: That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.


It just so happens that I'm a freelance crayfish recycling expert. Have 40 litre pot, will travel.
 
2020-10-24 9:34:59 AM  
12 votes:
Much like trying to solve murders in West Virginia:  no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
 
2020-10-24 8:12:00 AM  
11 votes:
Unscrupulous German Pet Traders is the name of my Scorpions cover band.
 
2020-10-24 5:24:43 AM  
10 votes:
What I'm taking from this is that the one animal that you can assume the gender of is the marbled crayfish.
 
2020-10-24 5:23:05 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-24 8:51:15 AM  
9 votes:

N3v3r5ubmit: You shouldn't call 2020 silly subby it doesn't like it when you call it silly.


Do not taunt Happy Fun Year.
 
2020-10-24 5:43:23 AM  
9 votes:
Soon:

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2020-10-24 5:27:50 AM  
9 votes:
Unscrupulous German Pet Traders are the worst
 
2020-10-24 8:54:18 AM  
8 votes:

luckyeddie: lurkey: So, open a lambic or a tripel?

Agreed. You don't want a dubbel or a quad when devouring our new crustacean overlords.


Whilst on the subject of Belgian beer, this one seems perfect...

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2020-10-24 7:22:17 AM  
7 votes:
We could just beam them all over to a Klingon ship where they'll be no tribble at all
 
2020-10-24 12:32:37 AM  
6 votes:
Today, in Mad Libs Headlines!
 
2020-10-24 9:57:21 AM  
5 votes:
So bring in some Louisianans. Winter will kill them off.
 
2020-10-24 9:46:19 AM  
5 votes:

zepillin: Unscrupulous German Pet Traders are the worst


It takes all kinds of critters
To make Farmer Vincent fritters!
 
2020-10-24 6:47:11 AM  
5 votes:
Fark *is* my personal erotica site.
 
2020-10-24 7:48:37 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-24 7:34:01 AM  
4 votes:
Also they're lesbians.
 
2020-10-24 12:00:02 AM  
4 votes:
That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.
 
2020-10-24 7:20:17 AM  
3 votes:
Belgium should have listened to the Dutch. Never stick your crayfish in your dyke.

Or something like that.
 
2020-10-24 7:09:29 AM  
3 votes:

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Today, in Mad Libs Headlines!


Today? Fark, this is The Year Mad Libs Got Real.
 
2020-10-24 6:22:16 AM  
3 votes:
You shouldn't call 2020 silly subby it doesn't like it when you call it silly.
 
2020-10-24 5:41:24 AM  
3 votes:
I nominate this for HOtY.

Not subby's, the article's.
 
2020-10-24 2:39:06 PM  
2 votes:
Frankly doesn't see the problem here...

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2020-10-24 10:39:19 AM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Unscrupulous German Pet Traders is the name of my Scorpions cover band.


What a coincidence, it's also the name of my Pet Shop Boys schlager cover band.
 
2020-10-24 9:31:28 AM  
2 votes:
They found bodies everywhere.
 
2020-10-24 7:14:10 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-24 1:57:08 PM  
1 vote:
Time for a Low Countries Boil.
 
2020-10-24 8:51:20 AM  
1 vote:

lurkey: So, open a lambic or a tripel?


Agreed. You don't want a dubbel or a quad when devouring our new crustacean overlords.
 
2020-10-24 8:35:37 AM  
1 vote:
I Want Your Cray Cray (Full Video) | Marvel's Jessica Jones
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2020-10-24 7:20:44 AM  
1 vote:

FatherChaos: Soon:

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*shakes tiny fist*

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2020-10-24 5:36:03 AM  
1 vote:
no more shrimpin' boats?

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