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2020-10-24 12:32:37 AM  
17 votes:
Today, in Mad Libs Headlines!
 
2020-10-24 1:02:09 AM  
13 votes:
So, open a lambic or a tripel?
 
2020-10-24 12:00:02 AM  
13 votes:
That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.
 
2020-10-24 5:41:24 AM  
9 votes:
I nominate this for HOtY.

Not subby's, the article's.
 
2020-10-24 7:52:50 AM  
7 votes:
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2020-10-24 5:36:29 AM  
7 votes:

kudayta: That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.


It just so happens that I'm a freelance crayfish recycling expert. Have 40 litre pot, will travel.
 
2020-10-24 5:30:34 AM  
4 votes:
You'll get nothing but frustration
From cloning a crustacean
 
2020-10-24 5:24:43 AM  
4 votes:
What I'm taking from this is that the one animal that you can assume the gender of is the marbled crayfish.
 
2020-10-24 8:12:00 AM  
3 votes:
Unscrupulous German Pet Traders is the name of my Scorpions cover band.
 
2020-10-24 5:43:23 AM  
3 votes:
Soon:

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2020-10-24 10:31:14 AM  
2 votes:

TheOtherGuy: Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?


That will definitely get rid of crawdads that are apparently happy to walk over land.
 
2020-10-24 9:44:33 AM  
2 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: Butter.  The solution is butter with a touch of lemon.


Blasphemy! See: Newfadianfor details.

Yeah, this isn't nearly a problem.  Invite the French over, they'll know how to handle this... in the kitchen.
 
2020-10-24 9:21:35 AM  
2 votes:
Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?
 
2020-10-24 6:00:38 AM  
2 votes:
tribbles, but minus all the endearing qualities. Uhuru does not want.
 
2020-10-24 5:27:50 AM  
2 votes:
Unscrupulous German Pet Traders are the worst
 
2020-10-24 1:57:08 PM  
1 vote:
Time for a Low Countries Boil.
 
2020-10-24 1:53:34 PM  
1 vote:
Since they're all clones if it's a big enough problem a designer virus that targets their specific genetic signature shouldn't be too terribly difficult to make.
 
2020-10-24 11:40:39 AM  
1 vote:

TheOtherGuy: I May Be Crazy But...: TheOtherGuy: Here's an idea:  why does a cemetary have "streams & ponds" anyway?  How about you dam them up and drain them for a few months and see how that goes when the buggers dry out?

That will definitely get rid of crawdads that are apparently happy to walk over land.

They can only walk so far, no?  How many streams & ponds can there possibly be right there?  I guess it could be really wet, in which case your best bet is introducing a predator.  Cue the snakes / gorillas jokes.


Nah.. need raccoons for this job...  crawdads won't have a chance....
 
2020-10-24 10:39:19 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Unscrupulous German Pet Traders is the name of my Scorpions cover band.


What a coincidence, it's also the name of my Pet Shop Boys schlager cover band.
 
2020-10-24 9:46:19 AM  
1 vote:

zepillin: Unscrupulous German Pet Traders are the worst


It takes all kinds of critters
To make Farmer Vincent fritters!
 
2020-10-24 9:34:59 AM  
1 vote:
Much like trying to solve murders in West Virginia:  no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
 
2020-10-24 7:20:17 AM  
1 vote:
Belgium should have listened to the Dutch. Never stick your crayfish in your dyke.

Or something like that.
 
2020-10-24 7:12:39 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-24 6:22:16 AM  
1 vote:
You shouldn't call 2020 silly subby it doesn't like it when you call it silly.
 
2020-10-24 5:35:28 AM  
1 vote:
That's just cray cray.
 
2020-10-24 5:23:05 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-23 11:31:51 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, I've seen this one. The mutant crayfish get really large and attack Tokyo, but Godzilla fights them off.
 
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