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2020-10-24 3:42:12 PM  

CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE: tribbles, but minus all the endearing qualities. Uhuru does not want.


Klingons are worse.

Depending on toilet paper quality.
 
2020-10-24 3:44:42 PM  

rnatalie: Much like trying to solve murders in West Virginia:  no dental records and the DNA is all the same.


That belongs in a Novel
 
2020-10-24 3:50:56 PM  

Richelieu: Time for a Low Countries Boil.


We'll start with capital hill.
 
2020-10-24 3:55:58 PM  

robodog: Since they're all clones if it's a big enough problem a designer virus that targets their specific genetic signature shouldn't be too terribly difficult to make.


Had Covid yet ?   What do you think that is ?
 
2020-10-24 4:10:38 PM  

bughunter: Frankly doesn't see the problem here...

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2020-10-24 7:02:37 PM  
FTFA: "The EU banned possession and release of the uncanny crayfish in 2014 but it is impossible to trace the owners because all the crayfish are genetically exactly the same."

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2020-10-24 7:14:10 PM  
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2020-10-24 11:49:13 PM  

kudayta: That sounds like a delicious problem you got there Belgium.  My heart truly bleeds for you.


Crayfish feed on detritus - dead plants and animals. Most no one has a problem with that except those who eat Kosher (Kosher rules appear to prohibit meat and carrion eaters but crayfish are prohibited because they aren't real fish and many real fish eat meat)

Most people, for no good reason, would be too grossed out to eat crayfish that had been feasting on human corpses in a graveyard.
 
2020-10-25 3:49:37 AM  
I first remember hearing about people keeping crayfish as pets in Europe about a year ago, and I thought it was odd then.

What's wrong with you, Europe? You too good for dogs and cats now? Elitists.
 
2020-10-25 1:50:25 PM  

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Time to trot out my usual comment:  a problem you can eat is not a real problem. Mind you, if they are too small or not tasty enough, you could always feed them to cattle or make pet food of them. How about popcorn shrimp? Do they make good popcorn shrimp?
 
2020-10-25 2:41:48 PM  

brantgoose: Newfadian: [Fark user image 720x720]

Time to trot out my usual comment:  a problem you can eat is not a real problem. Mind you, if they are too small or not tasty enough, you could always feed them to cattle or make pet food of them. How about popcorn shrimp? Do they make good popcorn shrimp?


I don't think they'd be good as popcorn, but they are good in soup, from bisque to potato to an Asian clear broth to something Cajun there are at least a hundred different soups that they work well in.
 
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