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SomeFarkinFarmgirl
2020-10-24 3:14:17 AM  
12 votes:
He should antagonize Trump with follow-up ads based on his past roles. "Mr. Mom" probably has more appeal to suburban housewives than Trump does.
 
ChibiDebuHage
2020-10-24 3:53:40 AM  
10 votes:
Next, put on the Beetlejuice makeup and do an endorsement ad for Donald Trump, from the perspective of a being representing Evil incarnate.

Explain how Trump has helped kill hundreds of thousands of people, which makes evil very happy.
Explain how evil loves to see countless refugee babies and children suffer unspeakable pain as they are forever separated from their parents and treated like prisoners.
Explain how evil loves the constant hatred and name-calling that is Trump's trademark.
And the racism, OH the racism! "Be still my heart!...Well, because of racism, but also because I died of Covid-19"
Evil hates masks and loves cutting people's access to healthcare, so they can suffer and die.
Evil loves grabbing women by the pssy, without their consent.
Constant, endless lies are like oxygen to evil.

"Vote Trump, for another four years of lies, death, hatred, and narcissism! As evil incarnate, I endorse this message, so you too can join me in hell soon."
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-24 3:07:05 AM  
10 votes:
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sassyfrancis [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-24 12:16:50 AM  
10 votes:
If Adam West is no longer able to make a Biden ad, Keaton is an adequate substitute.
 
Clash City Farker
2020-10-24 8:01:36 AM  
8 votes:
Michael Keaton is a 70 year old baby boomer worth $40 million. Who cares what he thinks?
 
englaja
2020-10-24 4:24:15 AM  
8 votes:
I hope he used a quote from his best movie (even though it wasn't his quote)..

Donnie,

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FarkingReading
2020-10-24 8:11:21 AM  
7 votes:

Halfabee64: I'm Batman?


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rosekolodny [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 4:01:56 AM  
7 votes:

hammettman: He was also fricken Birdman.  Should've got an Oscar for that one.

Good ad, Birdman.


I love me some Birdman.

But don't forget Vulture.  It was weird watching Birdman be Vulture.

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berylman [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 10:09:16 AM  
6 votes:

taintbaggins: Michael Keaton is consistently good and underrated actor. Has he ever turned in a bad performance even when the film was bad? I would love to know why he doesn't get more work. Is it a conscious choice on his part to pass on a lot of opportunities or is Hollywood stupid?


I'd say he's just perfectly comfortable thriving in relative obscurity doing off beat roles that appeal to him which he knows he can get down perfect.
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My favorite role...the police chief who unnecessarily quoted TLC songs all the time.
 
Boojum2k
2020-10-24 7:27:38 AM  
6 votes:
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starsrift
2020-10-24 12:32:22 PM  
5 votes:

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Let's face it, voting for Biden simply because he is not Trump is like being forced to choose between rape and nonconsenting sex. [...]


Alright, let's slow down the hyperbole here. It's like choosing between rape or awkward hugging and/or hair sniffing.
 
Rattrap007 [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 9:36:45 AM  
5 votes:
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Doesn't he get 4 votes? Sadly the dumb one votes for trump.
 
The Perineum Falcon
2020-10-24 8:58:14 AM  
5 votes:

shinji3i: I fully agree with his endorsement, think Michael Keaton is a great actor, love his work

...

Kevin Conroy is Batman and there's nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.


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FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 5:39:04 AM  
5 votes:
You mean Michael Douglas?

But, yeah. Don't vote for President Stupid. Vote Biden.
 
Billy Liar
2020-10-24 1:21:38 PM  
4 votes:

AllerJeez: I hate this man.

This man has been straddled by Michelle Pfeiffer whilst she was wearing a PVC Catsuit.

I am jealous hate this man!


Well, yeah, but they had to pay him to do it.
 
Billy Liar
2020-10-24 12:23:56 PM  
4 votes:
If Billy Blaze says it, it's gotta be true

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Bovine Diarrhea Virus
2020-10-24 10:53:23 AM  
4 votes:
1) Affleck
2) Keaton
3) Clooney
4) Conroy
5) West
6) Kilmer

Rankings subject to change based on Pattinson's performance, but I expect nothing less than a masterpiece.
 
jmr61 [BareFark]
2020-10-24 10:29:48 AM  
4 votes:
I don't need Batman, Michael Keaton or the farking pope to tell me that Joe Biden IS NOT TRUMP.

Case closed.

Vote for Biden.

He's not trump.
 
shinji3i
2020-10-24 3:36:33 AM  
4 votes:
I fully agree with his endorsement, think Michael Keaton is a great actor, love his work

...

Kevin Conroy is Batman and there's nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.
 
Palined Parenthood
2020-10-24 5:59:26 PM  
3 votes:

LucklessWonder: Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?

Yeah, but it's not going to drop until Friday


OH SHIAT THAT'S WHEN NEW MOVIES COME OUT
 
thehobbes [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 2:59:10 PM  
3 votes:

berylman: taintbaggins: Michael Keaton is consistently good and underrated actor. Has he ever turned in a bad performance even when the film was bad? I would love to know why he doesn't get more work. Is it a conscious choice on his part to pass on a lot of opportunities or is Hollywood stupid?

I'd say he's just perfectly comfortable thriving in relative obscurity doing off beat roles that appeal to him which he knows he can get down perfect.
[Fark user image 245x170] My favorite role...the police chief who unnecessarily quoted TLC songs all the time.


that movie was better than it had any right to be.

The Other Guys - TLC References
Youtube T9U6JsBHpJg
 
AllerJeez
2020-10-24 1:01:42 PM  
3 votes:
I hate this man.

This man has been straddled by Michelle Pfeiffer whilst she was wearing a PVC Catsuit.

I am jealous hate this man!
 
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple
2020-10-24 12:22:43 PM  
3 votes:

jmr61: I don't need Batman, Michael Keaton or the farking pope to tell me that Joe Biden IS NOT TRUMP.

Case closed.

Vote for Biden.

He's not trump.


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Let's face it, voting for Biden simply because he is not Trump is like being forced to choose between rape and nonconsenting sex.  The only difference between the two political parties is that Republicans do not even attempt to hide their evil like the Democrats do but if you think either party cares about anything beyond adding to their nest funds, you are just fooling yourself.    Both parties thought it best to dump their stocks and reinvest when the covid hits instead of preparing the country for the worst, if an extinction level asteroid was to aim for earth, both parties would be giving news conferences safe on a space station or in a bunker with their favored ones while the rest of us are left to die.  So your choice is Trump 2020, the same shiat as the last four years or Biden 2020, the same shiat just repackaged. Seriously, the best person that the Democratic party could come up with to run against Trump is so behind who has been running for President since 1988 and seems so inept that he almost makes Trump look competent.  Was Obama just a fluke of a candidate in the party, Biden is the best they have...Trump is the best the Republicans have...Idiocracy approaches people.

/if you are going to waste a vote just vote on Dancing with the Stars.
 
nomysterynil
2020-10-24 10:44:19 AM  
3 votes:

jmr61: I don't need Batman, Michael Keaton or the farking pope to tell me that Joe Biden IS NOT TRUMP.

Case closed.

Vote for Biden.

He's not trump.


Agreed, with the way Trump and the Republicans have attacked the environment for profit the last four years Democrats could have run pretty much anyone and I'd have voted for them.
 
quatchi [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 2:58:51 AM  
3 votes:
I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.
 
ltnor [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 5:46:10 PM  
2 votes:

AllerJeez: I hate this man.

This man has been straddled by Michelle Pfeiffer whilst she was wearing a PVC Catsuit.

I am jealous hate this man!


Just remember, he had on a rubber suit so he couldn't even feel her.
 
Captain Zapp
2020-10-24 3:30:34 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, we could raise Bruce Wayne's taxes to pay for universal healthcare, but if we maintain the low rates of the Lex Luthor tax plan, he'll be able to afford a second Bat-yatch, which might make all the difference when it comes to defeating the Riddler.
 
pueblonative
2020-10-24 1:42:08 PM  
2 votes:
"the alternative is Trump"
That's all you need.
VOTE, people
 
MurphyMurphy
2020-10-24 11:38:01 AM  
2 votes:

quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.


All us superheros are, actually.
 
durbnpoisn [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 11:19:06 AM  
2 votes:
DNRTFA...  But it seems to me that the most compelling and obvious reason to vote for Biden is that he's not Trump.
 
The Drawing Board
2020-10-24 8:00:30 AM  
2 votes:

ChibiDebuHage: Next, put on the Beetlejuice makeup and do an endorsement ad for Donald Trump, from the perspective of a being representing Evil incarnate.

Explain how Trump has helped kill hundreds of thousands of people, which makes evil very happy.
Explain how evil loves to see countless refugee babies and children suffer unspeakable pain as they are forever separated from their parents and treated like prisoners.
Explain how evil loves the constant hatred and name-calling that is Trump's trademark.
And the racism, OH the racism! "Be still my heart!...Well, because of racism, but also because I died of Covid-19"
Evil hates masks and loves cutting people's access to healthcare, so they can suffer and die.
Evil loves grabbing women by the pssy, without their consent.
Constant, endless lies are like oxygen to evil.

"Vote Trump, for another four years of lies, death, hatred, and narcissism! As evil incarnate, I endorse this message, so you too can join me in hell soon."


It's America 2020. That could flip the entire race on its head for Trump.
 
Hugh2d2
2020-10-24 7:17:03 AM  
2 votes:
He's right about being the best Batman and about voting for Joe.
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 5:22:43 AM  
2 votes:

rosekolodny: hammettman: He was also fricken Birdman.  Should've got an Oscar for that one.

Good ad, Birdman.

I love me some Birdman.

But don't forget Vulture.  It was weird watching Birdman be Vulture.

[miro.medium.com image 740x389]


It was weird watching Vulture not suck.  I still find it difficult to process.
 
mrparks
2020-10-24 5:20:19 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah and President Trump ate a dolphin!
 
Hillbilly Jim [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 3:09:55 AM  
2 votes:

quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.


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browneye [TotalFark]
2020-10-23 11:51:33 PM  
2 votes:
Right on.
 
Without Fail
2020-10-24 9:38:54 PM  
1 vote:

wildlifer: I like freedom much better than communism aka socialism.


The United States is the only industrialized country in the world that does not have Universal Health Coverage for all citizens.
 
wildlifer
2020-10-24 8:40:39 PM  
1 vote:
Biden can kiss my former Soviet citizens'
задніца
If all of you want socialism.. go somewhere else..
I like freedom much better than communism aka socialism...
 
chitownmike
2020-10-24 4:55:53 PM  
1 vote:

Mega Steve: shinji3i: I fully agree with his endorsement, think Michael Keaton is a great actor, love his work

...

Kevin Conroy is Batman and there's nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.


I think we can all agree that Clooney was the worst Batman


You misspelled Kilmer
 
LucklessWonder [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 4:05:15 PM  
1 vote:

Boojum2k: Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?

That line was erased a long time ago, and officially in 2016.


You mistyped "1980" there. Last time the Republicans voted a celebrity POTUS. Also a terrible idea.
 
LucklessWonder [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 4:03:05 PM  
1 vote:

Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?


Yeah, but it's not going to drop until Friday
 
Massa Damnata
2020-10-24 1:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
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Palined Parenthood
2020-10-24 12:03:44 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?
 
Sgt Otter [BareFark]
2020-10-24 7:58:14 AM  
1 vote:
With a few notable cases of glaring nepotism, I do find it amusing that actors and entertainers are what Trump pretends to be: self-made millionaires who got by on hard work, merit and talent.

A few have even deliberately chosen stage names to avoid the obvious connection to their relatives in the industry, such as Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie.
 
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