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Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 10:56:26 AM  

FarkingReading: Halfabee64: I'm Batman?

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He was in that movie too, with Mark Walberg, Samuel Jackson and the Rock.
 
Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 10:58:26 AM  

catmandu: Sgt Otter: With a few notable cases of glaring nepotism, I do find it amusing that actors and entertainers are what Trump pretends to be: self-made millionaires who got by on hard work, merit and talent.

A few have even deliberately chosen stage names to avoid the obvious connection to their relatives in the industry, such as Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie.

Even nepotism will only carry someone just so far. It opens doors but only those with merit, talent, and hard work will build a lasting career in the business. Some, like Ron Howard and Jeff Bridges will even surpass the parent (or parents) that got them in the business.


Wouldn't Drew Barrymore be on that list?
 
maldinero
2020-10-24 11:02:40 AM  
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...and says, "Take him"
 
dryknife
2020-10-24 11:10:41 AM  
 I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.

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blondambition [OhFark]
2020-10-24 11:18:53 AM  

quatchi: Hillbilly Jim: quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.

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Wow, he is young there.
Where and when was that taken?


And look at all those long haired hippie types.
 
durbnpoisn [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-10-24 11:19:06 AM  
DNRTFA...  But it seems to me that the most compelling and obvious reason to vote for Biden is that he's not Trump.
 
MurphyMurphy
2020-10-24 11:38:01 AM  

quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.


All us superheros are, actually.
 
Palined Parenthood
2020-10-24 12:03:44 PM  
Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?
 
starsrift
2020-10-24 12:04:34 PM  

taintbaggins: Michael Keaton is consistently good and underrated actor. Has he ever turned in a bad performance even when the film was bad? I would love to know why he doesn't get more work. Is it a conscious choice on his part to pass on a lot of opportunities or is Hollywood stupid?


On his more recent flicks, he's really been playing like he's just stopping in for a paycheque. He delivers his lines swiftly, doesn't allow any time for impact, and then his scene his done. I know cinematic dialogue has sped up a lot in the last 20 years, thanks to such actors as Downey Jr., Cusack, and Laboeuf, but when Keaton does it, it just looks too casual and that he's not trying.
 
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple
2020-10-24 12:22:43 PM  

jmr61: I don't need Batman, Michael Keaton or the farking pope to tell me that Joe Biden IS NOT TRUMP.

Case closed.

Vote for Biden.

He's not trump.


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Let's face it, voting for Biden simply because he is not Trump is like being forced to choose between rape and nonconsenting sex.  The only difference between the two political parties is that Republicans do not even attempt to hide their evil like the Democrats do but if you think either party cares about anything beyond adding to their nest funds, you are just fooling yourself.    Both parties thought it best to dump their stocks and reinvest when the covid hits instead of preparing the country for the worst, if an extinction level asteroid was to aim for earth, both parties would be giving news conferences safe on a space station or in a bunker with their favored ones while the rest of us are left to die.  So your choice is Trump 2020, the same shiat as the last four years or Biden 2020, the same shiat just repackaged. Seriously, the best person that the Democratic party could come up with to run against Trump is so behind who has been running for President since 1988 and seems so inept that he almost makes Trump look competent.  Was Obama just a fluke of a candidate in the party, Biden is the best they have...Trump is the best the Republicans have...Idiocracy approaches people.

/if you are going to waste a vote just vote on Dancing with the Stars.
 
Billy Liar
2020-10-24 12:23:56 PM  
If Billy Blaze says it, it's gotta be true

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starsrift
2020-10-24 12:32:22 PM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Let's face it, voting for Biden simply because he is not Trump is like being forced to choose between rape and nonconsenting sex. [...]


Alright, let's slow down the hyperbole here. It's like choosing between rape or awkward hugging and/or hair sniffing.
 
Halfabee64
2020-10-24 12:41:02 PM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: jmr61: I don't need Batman, Michael Keaton or the farking pope to tell me that Joe Biden IS NOT TRUMP.

Case closed.

Vote for Biden.

He's not trump.

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Let's face it, voting for Biden simply because he is not Trump is like being forced to choose between rape and nonconsenting sex.  The only difference between the two political parties is that Republicans do not even attempt to hide their evil like the Democrats do but if you think either party cares about anything beyond adding to their nest funds, you are just fooling yourself.    Both parties thought it best to dump their stocks and reinvest when the covid hits instead of preparing the country for the worst, if an extinction level asteroid was to aim for earth, both parties would be giving news conferences safe on a space station or in a bunker with their favored ones while the rest of us are left to die.  So your choice is Trump 2020, the same shiat as the last four years or Biden 2020, the same shiat just repackaged. Seriously, the best person that the Democratic party could come up with to run against Trump is so behind who has been running for President since 1988 and seems so inept that he almost makes Trump look competent.  Was Obama just a fluke of a candidate in the party, Biden is the best they have...Trump is the best the Republicans have...Idiocracy approaches people.

/if you are going to waste a vote just vote on Dancing with the Stars.


The Big Lebowski - Parking / Nihilists scene
Youtube 7AEMiz6rcxc
 
AllerJeez
2020-10-24 1:01:42 PM  
I hate this man.

This man has been straddled by Michelle Pfeiffer whilst she was wearing a PVC Catsuit.

I am jealous hate this man!
 
LouisZepher [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 1:13:35 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: quatchi: Hillbilly Jim: quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.

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Wow, he is young there.
Where and when was that taken?

The set of Mr Rogers, he was a stagr hand probably late 60s. Mr Rogers is in the upper left if you missed him.


I thought that's who that was!
 
Billy Liar
2020-10-24 1:21:38 PM  

AllerJeez: I hate this man.

This man has been straddled by Michelle Pfeiffer whilst she was wearing a PVC Catsuit.

I am jealous hate this man!


Well, yeah, but they had to pay him to do it.
 
catmandu [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 1:31:09 PM  

Latinwolf: catmandu: Sgt Otter: With a few notable cases of glaring nepotism, I do find it amusing that actors and entertainers are what Trump pretends to be: self-made millionaires who got by on hard work, merit and talent.

A few have even deliberately chosen stage names to avoid the obvious connection to their relatives in the industry, such as Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie.

Even nepotism will only carry someone just so far. It opens doors but only those with merit, talent, and hard work will build a lasting career in the business. Some, like Ron Howard and Jeff Bridges will even surpass the parent (or parents) that got them in the business.

Wouldn't Drew Barrymore be on that list?


Definitely more successful than parents, other ancestors? Maybe. I was giving 2 examples, not trying to actually do a list.
 
pueblonative
2020-10-24 1:42:08 PM  
"the alternative is Trump"
That's all you need.
VOTE, people
 
Massa Damnata
2020-10-24 1:42:15 PM  
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thehobbes
2020-10-24 2:59:10 PM  

berylman: taintbaggins: Michael Keaton is consistently good and underrated actor. Has he ever turned in a bad performance even when the film was bad? I would love to know why he doesn't get more work. Is it a conscious choice on his part to pass on a lot of opportunities or is Hollywood stupid?

I'd say he's just perfectly comfortable thriving in relative obscurity doing off beat roles that appeal to him which he knows he can get down perfect.
[Fark user image 245x170] My favorite role...the police chief who unnecessarily quoted TLC songs all the time.


that movie was better than it had any right to be.

The Other Guys - TLC References
Youtube T9U6JsBHpJg
 
Captain Zapp
2020-10-24 3:30:34 PM  
Sure, we could raise Bruce Wayne's taxes to pay for universal healthcare, but if we maintain the low rates of the Lex Luthor tax plan, he'll be able to afford a second Bat-yatch, which might make all the difference when it comes to defeating the Riddler.
 
LucklessWonder
2020-10-24 4:03:05 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?


Yeah, but it's not going to drop until Friday
 
Boojum2k [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 4:03:38 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?


That line was erased a long time ago, and officially in 2016.
 
LucklessWonder
2020-10-24 4:05:15 PM  

Boojum2k: Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?

That line was erased a long time ago, and officially in 2016.


You mistyped "1980" there. Last time the Republicans voted a celebrity POTUS. Also a terrible idea.
 
quatchi
2020-10-24 4:30:11 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: quatchi: Hillbilly Jim: quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.

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Wow, he is young there.
Where and when was that taken?

The set of Mr Rogers, he was a stagr hand probably late 60s. Mr Rogers is in the upper left if you missed him.


Love it. Thanks I have never seen that photo or heard that story.
 
chitownmike
2020-10-24 4:55:53 PM  

Mega Steve: shinji3i: I fully agree with his endorsement, think Michael Keaton is a great actor, love his work

...

Kevin Conroy is Batman and there's nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.


I think we can all agree that Clooney was the worst Batman


You misspelled Kilmer
 
ltnor [TotalFark]
2020-10-24 5:46:10 PM  

AllerJeez: I hate this man.

This man has been straddled by Michelle Pfeiffer whilst she was wearing a PVC Catsuit.

I am jealous hate this man!


Just remember, he had on a rubber suit so he couldn't even feel her.
 
Palined Parenthood
2020-10-24 5:59:26 PM  

LucklessWonder: Palined Parenthood: Sorry I'm late. Is this mixing politics with entertainment?

Yeah, but it's not going to drop until Friday


OH SHIAT THAT'S WHEN NEW MOVIES COME OUT
 
wildlifer
2020-10-24 8:40:39 PM  
Biden can kiss my former Soviet citizens'
задніца
If all of you want socialism.. go somewhere else..
I like freedom much better than communism aka socialism...
 
WilderKWight
2020-10-24 8:55:17 PM  
Just want to come here and say 'The Founder' was an excellent movie. Keaton is fantastic as Ray Kroc.
 
Without Fail
2020-10-24 9:38:54 PM  

wildlifer: I like freedom much better than communism aka socialism.


The United States is the only industrialized country in the world that does not have Universal Health Coverage for all citizens.
 
loral
2020-10-24 10:42:27 PM  
Joe Biden : Every Racist Moment
Youtube ifjzQxY-Jag
 
dinwv
2020-10-25 2:30:06 AM  
I don't give a shiat about what any celebrity thinks, especially when it comes to politics.  Even so.....I'm disappointed in Keaton.
 
punkwrestler [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 2:32:08 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: quatchi: I didn't know he was from PA.

This should help.

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Was that Fred Rogers and Sesame Street?
 
punkwrestler [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 2:40:42 AM  

shinji3i: I fully agree with his endorsement, think Michael Keaton is a great actor, love his work

...

Kevin Conroy is Batman and there's nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.


Didn't he turn evil and get killed by Batwoman?
 
punkwrestler [TotalFark]
2020-10-25 2:45:19 AM  

Ishkur: rosekolodny: But don't forget Vulture. It was weird watching Birdman be Vulture.

I loved Vulture. When he made that speech to Peter Parker about corporate assholes like Stark crushing the small business guy who's just trying to feed his family I was like "You know, he's not wrong. Dude has a point. Are we sure he's the villain?"


In that case though A point could be made since they were picking up alien tech, you would want a specialized group that has security clearance.
 
agent00pi [BareFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-25 8:30:22 AM  
There's some low quality bait in here.

And that's before the list from that one guy who remembered Pattinson, but forgot Bale.
 
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