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(KTNV Las Vegas)   Like Oceans 11 except with rodents   ( divider line
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2020-10-24 11:30:01 AM  
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2020-10-24 9:32:10 AM  
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"You can hear people in the elevators, screaming, 'get me out of here,' I would be too if I was stuck in an elevator for an hour," said Ruthie Como, in a video she narrated and posted to Twitter.

My first thought when reading this...I can think of some people I'd really like to be in an elevator for an hour with...a few that I'd be okay with...and a few where it would be, "This is my side, STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!"
2020-10-24 9:30:17 AM  
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uttertosh: I take verbal abuse from an 80 year old disabled person until I've gotten them out of bed, dressed, into their wheelchair, with breakfast infront of them. Later, I take more verbal abuse while the process is reversed. In between these moments we exchange sarcastic comments about the guests of daytime tv shows. It's really more a lifestyle than a job.

Yeah, that's why we put him into a nursing home. He was pretty cool when he was younger but he turned into a real grouch when he couldn't walk any longer. Sorry he's so mean to you...try to ignore the really good insults.
2020-10-24 7:45:34 AM  
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2020-10-24 6:24:42 AM  
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I wonder if they were using that new eco-friendly soy-based wiring.
2020-10-24 6:19:14 AM  
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The Cab Guy: In other words, like Ocean's 11.

yes, but with a pack of rats
2020-10-24 6:10:45 AM  
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Oddly, nothing to do with the whitehouse's covid response team.
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