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(The Detroit_News)   Well ... at least he paid for his items before leaving the murder scene   ( divider line
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2020-10-24 8:02:04 AM  
5 votes:
Cleanup on aisle 3
2020-10-24 8:14:14 AM  
4 votes:
He did steal a baseball bat though:

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2020-10-24 7:49:26 AM  
2 votes:
"Call it, friendo."
2020-10-24 2:34:31 AM  
2 votes:
Well it's not like he's a criminal...
2020-10-24 5:28:04 PM  
1 vote:

browneye: Finally, I was born in Pontiac and I know where this liquor store is, which was my primary motivation for submitting the article in the first place.

Google Street View shows the window ads as topping out at $7.99 for an 8-pack of 25(?)-ounce cans.  I dearly hope the "WE ACCEPT WIC" sign goes with the restaurant next door.  It's obviously a classy neighborhood.
2020-10-24 4:39:11 PM  
1 vote:

browneye: I concede that "murder" was inaccurate. ...
Finally, I was born in Pontiac and I know where this liquor store is, which was my primary motivation for submitting the article in the first place.

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2020-10-24 1:41:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'm still not sure whose items were paid for; the murderer or the murderee.
2020-10-24 11:29:49 AM  
1 vote:
Best advice ever on this subject.

Johnny Cash - Dont Take Your Guns To Town
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2020-10-24 10:30:11 AM  
1 vote:

Dryad: Dork Gently: "murder scene"?  Bad subby, no cookie.

This is Fark. Subby only needs to know that one of the people was a gun owner, and therefore a murderous inhuman monster.
Since he now knows who the bad guy is, the other one therefore must be the good guy, sadly murdered while minding his own business of innocently engaging people in unprovoked attacks.

/ it is to early for this shiat .
2020-10-24 8:36:53 AM  
1 vote:
Pontiacs, never once.
2020-10-24 8:27:35 AM  
1 vote:
You are suposed to stick around.
They send people in with more guns, and they take your gun away. Then you have to defend yourself against them. They can rough you up. Even shoot you dead, if they even say that they thought you might have a gun. License notwithstanding. Then they keep your gun.
The gun you have a permit for.
That you had to prove that you kinda had a need for.
And, from the recent environment, probably still do.
You can buy another one. But that will take 3 business days.
In the meantime, who ever wanted you dead, all they had to do was send a stooge in to get shot.
Once that pawn is in play, you are disarmed. Now stooge #2 knows you cannot legally carry, and you are less likely to have a gun.
So if the cops don't get you, the better paid stooge will.
There are 5 stooges.
They are not all related.
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