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(WPXI.com)   Bakery claims they would have talked with Eric Trump about wearing a mask but the Secret Service wouldn't let employees get near him. Also claims Trump is kicking Biden's ass in cookie vote   (wpxi.com) divider line
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2020-10-23 3:27:45 PM  
MAGA people like cookies.
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2020-10-23 4:02:39 PM  

wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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What on Earth is that?
 
2020-10-23 5:58:46 PM  

Professor_Doctor: wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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What on Earth is that?


A tied off anal cyst wearing a suit.
 
2020-10-23 6:25:53 PM  
Seriously, Oakmont Bakery is absolutely Top 3 within a 100 mile radius from Pittsburgh. It's won't be an easy sacrifice to make, not going there anymore.

Don't tell me this was impromptu! Look at all the assholes in their uniforms. The only reason they sold 13K + Trump cookies is the RNC bought them with taxpayer money. Wait, if Trump bought them, they didn't get paid for.
 
2020-10-23 7:55:18 PM  

psilocyberguy: Seriously, Oakmont Bakery is absolutely Top 3 within a 100 mile radius from Pittsburgh. It's won't be an easy sacrifice to make, not going there anymore.

Don't tell me this was impromptu! Look at all the assholes in their uniforms. The only reason they sold 13K + Trump cookies is the RNC bought them with taxpayer money. Wait, if Trump bought them, they didn't get paid for.


I agree with everything you said. FFS the Secret Service and local law enforcement do a sweep and lock down areas way beforehand when one of their charges is going out in the wild.
 
2020-10-23 8:10:03 PM  
Large adult son should've bought tons of elephant cookies from Mozart's in Columbus.
 
2020-10-23 8:11:48 PM  
Trumpers are the type to buy all the Trump cookies to throw the vote and then throw them in the dumpster out back, in front of a homeless person, all the while complaining about how Biden is going to raise their taxes.
 
2020-10-23 8:12:36 PM  
Go to the Priory bakery on the Northside. Thank me later.
 
2020-10-23 8:16:46 PM  
that owner sounds like an asshole.  Out of his control,ppffftttttt.
 
2020-10-23 8:18:57 PM  
Kretchmars in Beaver is a better bakery.
 
2020-10-23 8:19:37 PM  
If you lie down with whores, you will rise up with clap.
 
2020-10-23 8:21:14 PM  

wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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And apparently diabeetus. Woof. He's looking like he shoves newspapers in his shoes to take up the space where his toes used to be
 
2020-10-23 8:21:42 PM  

wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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"That makes me moist"
 
2020-10-23 8:24:35 PM  
What kind of psycho orders political cookies?
 
2020-10-23 8:24:48 PM  
There's your precious FREE MARKET on display republicans. Catering to the infectious first family, and the owners treated it as if they were forced into it, instead of pointing to a NO MASK NO SERVICE sign and asking him to immediately put the mask back on. Pussies in their own business.

And y'all think your party should remain in control? Red wave my ass. They'll be too sick to vote in 11 days. Same as the golf cart MAGAts in FL.
 
2020-10-23 8:24:56 PM  

wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
 
2020-10-23 8:28:22 PM  
Why does he even have secret service protection?  Nobody cares about him, not even his father.
 
2020-10-23 8:28:56 PM  

wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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2020-10-23 8:29:18 PM  

Subtonic: wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."


I understood that reference.
 
2020-10-23 8:29:32 PM  
Kicking myself for not remembering this earlier. There's a place in Highland Park. Good Glorious Food. They did my wedding cake and make a fantastic brunch.

https://foodgloriousfoodpgh.com/
 
2020-10-23 8:30:15 PM  

Professor_Doctor: wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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What on Earth is that?


Eric Porterfield - A republican west Virginia House delegate also a Baptist minister.  Literally a living anal wart who got elected to office
 
2020-10-23 8:35:44 PM  
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Oblig: where is his neck?
 
2020-10-23 8:40:06 PM  

wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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Peecha wanchee lockhba tang nannee du chonky troy
 
2020-10-23 8:40:13 PM  

Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x265]

Oblig: where is his neck?


Forget the neck, where's his eye?
 
2020-10-23 8:44:41 PM  
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Meanwhile no one's talking about the big story of the football game getting canceled!
 
2020-10-23 8:44:51 PM  

max_rebo_groupie: Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x265]

Oblig: where is his neck?

Forget the neck, where's his eye?


Diabetic coma.
 
2020-10-23 8:47:37 PM  

psilocyberguy: Seriously, Oakmont Bakery is absolutely Top 3 within a 100 mile radius from Pittsburgh. It's won't be an easy sacrifice to make, not going there anymore.

Don't tell me this was impromptu! Look at all the assholes in their uniforms. The only reason they sold 13K + Trump cookies is the RNC bought them with taxpayer money. Wait, if Trump bought them, they didn't get paid for.


Are sticky-buns a thing out there, or is that just a Philly, or eastern Pa. thing?
 
2020-10-23 8:49:11 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Kicking myself for not remembering this earlier. There's a place in Highland Park. Good Glorious Food. They did my wedding cake and make a fantastic brunch.

https://foodgloriousfoodpgh.com/


Brunch? I think I remember that thing called brunch in the days of yore, before the plague.
 
2020-10-23 8:51:58 PM  
You do not want to get between I'M ERIC! and cookies. His kind really really love cookies, and when upset, they develop the upper body strength of a silverback gorilla.
 
2020-10-23 9:00:20 PM  
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2020-10-23 9:01:00 PM  

jso2897: If you lie down with whores, you will rise up with clap.


The Chats - The Clap (Official Video)
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2020-10-23 9:01:27 PM  

lindalouwho: Ragin' Asian: Kicking myself for not remembering this earlier. There's a place in Highland Park. Good Glorious Food. They did my wedding cake and make a fantastic brunch.

https://foodgloriousfoodpgh.com/

Brunch? I think I remember that thing called brunch in the days of yore, before the plague.


Outside seating and BYOB. You'd love it the most.
 
2020-10-23 9:04:11 PM  
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2020-10-23 9:08:50 PM  
I baked a batch of cookies yesterday that inadvertently resembled clowns.
Next time I should add orange hair and red hats.

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2020-10-23 9:16:04 PM  

Professor_Doctor: wademh: MAGA people like cookies.
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What on Earth is that?


The twat in the hat.
 
2020-10-23 9:42:24 PM  

max_rebo_groupie: Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x265]

Oblig: where is his neck?

Forget the neck, where's his eye?


Both eyes were poked out during a bar brawl. (He was the aggressor)

https://www.wvgazettemail.com/news/po​l​itics/how-a-3-a-m-bar-fight-left-a-wv-​delegate-blind/article_a8c8c035-2ac9-5​af0-9389-f2d0815b1065.html
 
2020-10-23 9:45:41 PM  
Pretty diverse workplace. You got white folks, white folks with mustaches, White folks with hats, white folks with t-shirts, white folks with jeans....it's a veritable smorgasbord of different types of people.
 
2020-10-23 9:54:56 PM  
Bullshiat.  If the secret service let the supporters that close for a photo op they would have let the staff close enough to tell him or someone they had to wear a mask or GTFO.  How about telling the secret service he can't do his non social distance gathering in the business without all ppl wearing masks and asking them to find another place.   The owners seem completely full of shiat here and I call BS as they try to save their asses from backlash they thought would sell Trump cookies.
 
2020-10-23 10:13:57 PM  
More dead Americans is the only plan of the Republican Party.
 
2020-10-23 10:16:24 PM  

AirGee: jso2897: If you lie down with whores, you will rise up with clap.

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The Chats are so dope.  They nailed that old school punk sound so good.
 
2020-10-23 10:54:33 PM  
Why are bakeries such hotbeds of political controversy?
 
2020-10-24 1:51:14 AM  
Is this farkin guy in love or what?

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2020-10-24 7:27:04 AM  

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on being asked what he would do if one of his teenage kid told him they were gay:
"Well, I will address my daughter first: I would take her for a pedicure, I'd take her to get her nails done, and see if she can swim," he said. "If it was my son, I would probably take him hunting, I would take him fishing, and I'd see if he can swim"

what's with the swimming?
 
2020-10-24 10:06:25 AM  

Funk Brothers: Large adult son should've shottons of elephant cookies from Mozart's in Columbus.


got it
 
2020-10-24 11:33:35 AM  

frankb00th: nakmuay: [Fark user image image 374x233]

on being asked what he would do if one of his teenage kid told him they were gay:
"Well, I will address my daughter first: I would take her for a pedicure, I'd take her to get her nails done, and see if she can swim," he said. "If it was my son, I would probably take him hunting, I would take him fishing, and I'd see if he can swim"

what's with the swimming?


He was hinting at drowning them. It's in the article a few posts up.
 
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