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(Daily Mail)   Kate Beckinsale on the market again. Subby thinks he's in with a shot this time, and the restraining order has expired. I might even have my monthly bath early   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-23 1:19:39 PM  
She seems to like them young.  God bless her for it and I raise a glass to the next twenty-something who gets to see what all that yoga can do.
 
2020-10-23 1:20:13 PM  
Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!
 
2020-10-23 1:28:41 PM  
When Kate Beckinsale becomes single, does that mean Milla Jovovich becomes single, like, three months later?
 
2020-10-23 1:28:46 PM  
This is what happens when you date a child. She appears to be going through a midlife crisis.
 
2020-10-23 1:29:05 PM  
Get in line subby.
 
2020-10-23 1:30:18 PM  
I read that she doesn't drink.

So we have nothing in common.
 
2020-10-23 1:40:32 PM  
Unless you're a woman, she won't be dating you.
/only thing she have left is to date a woman and talk about in the press a lot.
 
2020-10-23 1:46:01 PM  
"Monthly"? Check out ol' Subby Rockefeller, there.
 
2020-10-23 1:48:08 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Unless you're a woman, she won't be dating you.
/only thing she have left is to date a woman and talk about in the press a lot.


Thanks. I just got out of my bunk. Now I gotta go right back in.
 
2020-10-23 1:51:37 PM  

Flappyhead: She seems to like them young.  God bless her for it and I raise a glass to the next twenty-something who gets to see what all that yoga can do.


I'm guessing that she needs them younger so they can keep up.  I think that excludes most of the folks posting here.
 
2020-10-23 1:56:45 PM  

Flappyhead: She seems to like them young.  God bless her for it and I raise a glass to the next twenty-something who gets to see what all that yoga can do.


About half a year is how long a knowledgeable woman should keep a 23 year old man.  Then she sends him back into the wild, 20 pounds lighter, dehydrated, and dazed.  Good on her.
 
2020-10-23 1:58:09 PM  
Well goody for her
 
2020-10-23 2:04:42 PM  
Good luck subs, and make sure to wash behind yer balls.
 
2020-10-23 2:06:42 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!


if she smokes, she pokes!
 
2020-10-23 2:08:32 PM  
That reminds me, I need to update my Hall Pass.
 
2020-10-23 2:08:53 PM  
She really seems convinced that she's hilarious.

Not that I'd ever tell her she wasn't, of course
 
2020-10-23 2:11:52 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!


No, that's good news unless you want to marry her. In my experience, women who smoke are riskier and friskier.

/they are more likely to put out
//like, in the bedroom.
///sex. I'm talking about sex.
 
2020-10-23 2:12:22 PM  

kindms: Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!

if she smokes, she pokes!


This guy gets it.
 
2020-10-23 2:15:38 PM  
Where was a woman like that when I was 23?  Oh, yeah, she was 38. Not as smokin' as Kate, but not ugly or fat, either.
 
2020-10-23 2:16:04 PM  

Atomic Jonb: Flappyhead: She seems to like them young.  God bless her for it and I raise a glass to the next twenty-something who gets to see what all that yoga can do.

About half a year is how long a knowledgeable woman should keep a 23 year old man.  Then she sends him back into the wild, 20 pounds lighter, dehydrated, and dazed.  Good on her.


But with the kind of schooling for which his next girlfriend will send her Christmas cards for the rest of her life.
 
2020-10-23 2:26:10 PM  

kindms: Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!

if she smokes, she pokes!


I've seen that phrase for ages, I have no idea what the fark it means.
 
2020-10-23 2:33:30 PM  

Alphax: kindms: Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!

if she smokes, she pokes!

I've seen that phrase for ages, I have no idea what the fark it means.


Light em up and find out
 
2020-10-23 2:34:33 PM  

captain anonymous: Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!

No, that's good news unless you want to marry her. In my experience, women who smoke are riskier and friskier.

/they are more likely to put out
//like, in the bedroom.
///sex. I'm talking about sex.


I have dated women who smoked and I'm not disagreeing with you.
 
2020-10-23 2:35:17 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: /Call me Kate!



Hi, Kate.
 
2020-10-23 2:39:30 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Carter Pewterschmidt: /Call me Kate!


Hi, Kate.


Dammit!

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2020-10-23 2:41:02 PM  
I don't know. For a woman that hot to be with kids seems sad. I know, double standards. But it just seems sad...
 
2020-10-23 2:45:43 PM  
She' seems to be working backwards age wise with the boy toys. Pete davidson was 26, the latest 23 so the next should be about 19 - 20.
 
2020-10-23 2:45:58 PM  

bfh0417: I don't know. For a woman that hot to be with kids seems sad. I know, double standards. But it just seems sad...


Only if you're not one of those kids.
 
2020-10-23 3:09:45 PM  
Cougar country!! Woo
 
2020-10-23 3:23:47 PM  
Look Kate, obviously these young fit pretty boys just aren't doing it for you. Why don't you give a chubby, average looking not quite middle age guy a shot?
 
2020-10-23 3:30:25 PM  
I'd throw my hat in the ring, but my wife has dibs... on Kate. &^%$@*&^%@*&00000000
 
2020-10-23 3:39:54 PM  
She's okay, I guess
 
2020-10-23 3:43:07 PM  
Up until a certain age, perhaps around age 50, I've known several men ($$$) who dated women half their age without getting more flack than an eyeroll.  When a woman ($$$) does this, it gets much more notice.  I'm reminded of an old saying on this subject.  I think this explains it.

23 goes into 48 a lot more times than 48 goes into 23.
 
2020-10-23 3:47:42 PM  
Kate is notorious for not wearing panties.
 
2020-10-23 3:52:37 PM  

bfh0417: I don't know. For a woman that hot to be with kids seems sad. I know, double standards. But it just seems sad...


If I was her and wanted to date someone half my age I would. Why shouldn't she? I'm a guy a couple of years older than her and there are a few women in their twenties I wouldn't turn down. Someone like Leonardo Decaprio can date women half his age and hardly anyone notices. A woman does the same and suddenly people are shocked.

The guy who played Quicksilver in Age Of Ultron was in his thirties married to a woman in her fifties. President Macron is married to a woman far older than he is. It's not totally unknown.
 
2020-10-23 4:01:54 PM  

Alphax: kindms: Carter Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!

if she smokes, she pokes!

I've seen that phrase for ages, I have no idea what the fark it means.


Sex. He's talking about sex. A few of the other gents and I covered this already. Put on your reading pants and try to keep up ;)

/the other gents a I?
//me and the other gents?
///help me out grammar cat, I've been drinking  the Dragon's Milk
 
2020-10-23 4:03:06 PM  

Bslim: She's okay, I guess


You shut your skinny mouth!
 
2020-10-23 4:05:06 PM  

Bslim: Kate is notorious for not wearing panties.


Forget what I said about your mouth, do please continue...
 
2020-10-23 4:06:59 PM  
Monthly bath? Someone is a neat freak.

Kate, call me, I don't spend all my time in the bathroom.
 
2020-10-23 4:15:34 PM  

Cate Pewterschmidt: Bad news is she smokes.

But on the other hand she's Kate Beckinsale. She could spend her free time setting fire to orphanages for all I care.

/Call me Kate!

 
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2020-10-23 4:20:06 PM  
Why the fark you'd want to date a cougar who finds the name "Goody" appealing is beyond me, but more power to ya.

/now if this was Kate Winlset being single and all that... well....
 
2020-10-23 4:35:16 PM  

kab: Why the fark you'd want to date a cougar who finds the name "Goody" appealing is beyond me, but more power to ya.

/now if this was Kate Winlset being single and all that... well....


I doubt it was the name she was interested in.
 
2020-10-23 4:52:16 PM  
It would probably end up killing me, but I'm pretty sure I could give her a weekend she'd regret for the rest of her life.
 
2020-10-23 5:10:02 PM  
Fine... I'll do it if nobody else is going to...

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2020-10-23 5:37:12 PM  
What again? Ah, whatever. Pretty middle aged rich woman has cock on tap.We should be glad such women exist so that Fark can greenlight such farking irrelevant trivial shiat for clicks .
 
2020-10-23 5:41:18 PM  
Problem?

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2020-10-23 6:01:02 PM  
A good friend of mine is a 45 year old cross fit trainer she keeps dating guys in their 20s and its keeps ending terribly, says guys her age can't keep up though
 
2020-10-23 6:46:22 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: bfh0417: I don't know. For a woman that hot to be with kids seems sad. I know, double standards. But it just seems sad...

If I was her and wanted to date someone half my age I would. Why shouldn't she? I'm a guy a couple of years older than her and there are a few women in their twenties I wouldn't turn down. Someone like Leonardo Decaprio can date women half his age and hardly anyone notices. A woman does the same and suddenly people are shocked.

The guy who played Quicksilver in Age Of Ultron was in his thirties married to a woman in her fifties. President Macron is married to a woman far older than he is. It's not totally unknown.


Isn't Keanu Reeves' girlfriend a bit older than him too?
 
2020-10-23 6:46:58 PM  

Mr_Vimes: What again? Ah, whatever. Pretty middle aged rich woman has cock on tap.We should be glad such women exist so that Fark can greenlight such farking irrelevant trivial shiat for clicks .


Your quest for deep conversation has gone seriously awry. Try almost anywhere else.
 
2020-10-23 6:51:04 PM  
Just in time for Halloween, too!
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