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(SFGate)   For the next experiment we take this country that battled the coronavirus pandemic successfully by implementing a mask policy. We now ask all people to take the masks off to see how the viOH MY GOD, put it back on, put the masks back on, NOW   (sfgate.com) divider line
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2020-10-23 4:39:57 AM  
I (living in SF) will be wearing a mask until there has been 2 consecutive months of 0 cases across the US (which, I assume, will occur about 9 months after the rest of the world has gone 0 cases).
 
2020-10-23 5:38:55 AM  
Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds
 
2020-10-23 5:44:37 AM  

tuxq: Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds


Enjoy it while it lasts, once they inject you with the vaccine they can just track you using 5G and Starlink.
 
2020-10-23 6:15:19 AM  

tuxq: Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds


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2020-10-23 7:21:20 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: tuxq: Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds

Enjoy it while it lasts, once they inject you with the vaccine they can just track you using 5G and Starlink.


I, for one, look forward to this built-in, battery-free, 5G connectivity brought to you by Carls Jr.
 
2020-10-23 7:57:41 AM  

dericwater: I (living in SF) will be wearing a mask until there has been 2 consecutive months of 0 cases across the US (which, I assume, will occur about 9 months after the rest of the world has gone 0 cases).


9 months?  That's somewhat optimistic.
 
2020-10-23 8:06:39 AM  
Make or buy a bunch of masks you like because I'm betting you'll be wearing them for a year or more.
 
2020-10-23 8:38:22 AM  
As Joe said last night, we will be wearing masks in to 2022.
 
2020-10-23 8:52:25 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: tuxq: Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds

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the butter pat having eyes on top of the pancake having eyes is shows nice attention to detail.
 
2020-10-23 9:52:36 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: tuxq: Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds

Enjoy it while it lasts, once they inject you with the vaccine they can just track you using 5G and Starlink.


I thought the trackers were released via chem trail and the injectable ones were to tap into your visual feed.  Don't need 5g to use GPS tracking, but might for live streaming.
 
2020-10-23 11:24:54 AM  
"Checkmate, globalists! Or dare I say Czechmate! HAHAHAHA*hack*...hang on a second, getting a bit winded in my moment of triumph..."

/want a Czech-style fried cheese now
//one day soon, I hope
 
2020-10-23 11:36:08 AM  
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Put the masks back on!

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2020-10-23 12:05:08 PM  

tuxq: Anyone who thinks masks are an attack on your liberties and freedom, I have this to say to you: face masks break facial recognition the shadow government uses to track you.

/and take your farking meds


It has bemused me to no end that the same people who have been screaming about having to wear a mask and their freedums would be the same people who would be wearing masks if the govt told them they couldn't wear them because it broke their facial recognition.
 
2020-10-23 2:17:39 PM  

GardenWeasel: As Joe said last night, we will be wearing masks in to 2022.


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Because it helps.
 
2020-10-23 3:18:46 PM  

BizarreMan: dericwater: I (living in SF) will be wearing a mask until there has been 2 consecutive months of 0 cases across the US (which, I assume, will occur about 9 months after the rest of the world has gone 0 cases).

9 months?  That's somewhat optimistic.


Depends on who wins in November. If Trump wins, we'll still be wearing masks in October 2024 when Trump attempts to run for a third term.
 
2020-10-23 9:37:55 PM  

GardenWeasel: As Joe said last night, we will be wearing masks in to 2022.


And honestly? It should just become a part of life. Like, maybe not CONSTANTLY (once we have a COVID vaccine), but if you start to feel sniffly? Wear a mask in public, don't spread your illness.

It'd work farking wonders at conventions.
 
2020-10-24 1:52:36 PM  

LordJiro: GardenWeasel: As Joe said last night, we will be wearing masks in to 2022.

And honestly? It should just become a part of life. Like, maybe not CONSTANTLY (once we have a COVID vaccine), but if you start to feel sniffly? Wear a mask in public, don't spread your illness.

It'd work farking wonders at conventions.


At conventions?  Are you kidding me?  Those events where many attendees can't be bothered to chuck a bar of soap under their pits and scrub for even 30 seconds every other day, much less every day...

Not going to one until well after we have a vaccine.
 
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