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(Daily Express)   Brian May credits his wife for saving his life after he suffered a sheer heart attack (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-23 5:49:55 AM  
Wait 2020 almost took Brian May? Wtf fark
 
2020-10-23 6:36:48 AM  
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2020-10-23 8:15:51 AM  
You mean astrophysicist Brian May?  Whoa...
 
2020-10-23 8:43:50 AM  
Could have been worse.   Could have been a dragon attack.
 
2020-10-23 8:44:22 AM  
Now I'm wondering if his wife is a fat bottom girl.
 
2020-10-23 8:47:22 AM  
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Awwww, they're kinda cute together.

It's like you know when you see an elderly couple slowly shuffling down the street, still holding hands even though they've been married since the Kennedy administration?   It's like that, but with the hairstyles reversed.
 
2020-10-23 11:00:58 AM  

dittybopper: Could have been worse.   Could have been a dragon attack.


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/Just because
 
2020-10-23 12:02:43 PM  
I immediately thought this was about Ralphie May and couldn't remember if had died or not.
 
2020-10-23 12:02:43 PM  
Disappointing lack of crap puns on Queen song titles.
 
2020-10-23 12:07:41 PM  
Possibly the most British looking couple of all time.
 
2020-10-23 1:28:38 PM  

Billy Liar: Disappointing lack of crap puns on Queen song titles.


Good thing she stepped in since he couldn't Keep Himself Alive...he was looking like Death on Two Legs for a while there. What a Sweet Lady.
 
2020-10-23 1:31:04 PM  

catchow: Billy Liar: Disappointing lack of crap puns on Queen song titles.

Good thing she stepped in since he couldn't Keep Himself Alive...he was looking like Death on Two Legs for a while there. What a Sweet Lady.


and maybe something about "another one biting the dust".
 
2020-10-23 5:27:16 PM  

Billy Liar: catchow: Billy Liar: Disappointing lack of crap puns on Queen song titles.

Good thing she stepped in since he couldn't Keep Himself Alive...he was looking like Death on Two Legs for a while there. What a Sweet Lady.

and maybe something about "another one biting the dust".


Well luckily after nearly having a sheer heart attack he's not all dead, all dead. It's a fight from the inside; thank god he's not sleeping on the sidewalk. Now he can spread his wings again and get down, make love (as long as his wife isn't saying "who needs you?"). It's late, after all.

\sorry, can't figure out a way to incorporate the rest of the songs on News of the World without getting way out there...the perils of my melancholy blues
 
2020-10-23 6:42:58 PM  

catchow: Billy Liar: Disappointing lack of crap puns on Queen song titles.

Good thing she stepped in since he couldn't Keep Himself Alive...he was looking like Death on Two Legs for a while there. What a Sweet Lady.


Bah. Who wants to live forever.
 
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