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2020-10-22 10:07:03 PM  
This is like an SNL skit.
 
2020-10-22 10:46:18 PM  
Let's hope his shirt doesn't come untucked
 
2020-10-23 12:37:41 AM  
No. Attorney General because Barr did not arrest Biden and Harris.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-10-23 4:57:40 AM  
The guy who literally had his hands down his pants with a girl he was told was 15 years old.

Honestly putting a lying pedo in charge of the FBI seems right on point for the Trump years, and republicans will cheer because apparently they are pro-pedo as long as they are republican pedos. Remember the support for Roy Moore?
 
2020-10-23 4:57:43 AM  
Grenell? The guy who managed to fail as ambassador to Germany?
 
2020-10-23 5:00:45 AM  
He couldn't direct traffic.
 
2020-10-23 5:00:58 AM  
Well that's a thing that can happen.

In this timeline.
 
2020-10-23 5:01:43 AM  
CLICKS!
 
2020-10-23 5:02:34 AM  

Lil Wooly Mammoth: No. Attorney General because Barr did not arrest Biden and Harris.


Trump could try.  He's desperate since Gislaine Maxwell and Epstein's pedo island evidence is leaking out, and he's facing charges in NY state.   If he loses the election the new IRS head will demand the $100,000,000 he refuses to pay in back taxes (they should triple that and add jail time IMHO), and he has nothing to offer his creditors to whom he owes at least $1 billion.  I doubt he outright owns anything, meaning I'm Eric and Don Jr. might become homeless.
So they have any vocation or money of their own?
 
2020-10-23 5:04:04 AM  
Of all the possible timeline, Dr. Strange, how did we get nudged into this one..?

Weren't there Anybetter options?  Seriously man...
 
2020-10-23 5:15:04 AM  

Boondock3806: Let's hope his shirt doesn't come untucked


I watched the movie last night when I got home. He ain't tucking in his shirt. That gesture, which goes on for several seconds, is what I'd refer to as "warming up the band." He was getting into position to expect a blowjob or more.

Another telling sign is when Cohen busts through the door. Instead of fear or confusion or a "who the fark is this?" type reaction, he was acting straight up pissy like a guy who just got cockblocked.
 
2020-10-23 5:28:16 AM  
Go home, Steve, you're drunk.
 
2020-10-23 5:40:35 AM  
Why isn't Bannon in his all-male gladiator school in Italy?
 
2020-10-23 5:45:29 AM  
He would be placed there to halt any vampire related investigations. It would be a bit surprising though if donny did something to protect Rudy and Melania .
 
2020-10-23 5:53:56 AM  

Ishkur: Well that's a thing that can happen.

In this timeline.


Well, usually this diet if thing is a result of a transporter malfunction, so look on the bright side: somewhere out there, someone has a[n obviously  mal]functioning transporter.

So there's that.
 
2020-10-23 5:54:52 AM  
Steve Bannon is the reason why Walgreens keeps running out of mouthwash.
 
2020-10-23 5:57:56 AM  
When is Bannon's trial?
 
2020-10-23 5:58:12 AM  
Wow, he speaks just like Trump. Completely incoherent, lots of massively bold statements without any hint whatsoever about evidence to back them up, just delusional.

But go ahead and make Rudy FBI Director. It will be the most amazing thing since McCarthy, who at least had reasons to be that paranoid. What a sign to the rest of the world that an administration has completely given up living up to any ideals at all if Rudy becomes FBI Director.

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2020-10-23 6:00:22 AM  
How TF is Bannon still getting attention? FFS, just ignore him.
 
2020-10-23 6:02:36 AM  
Can a cabinet position for Sneck be far behind?...
 
2020-10-23 6:02:47 AM  
Topics upon which I will listen respectfully to Steve Bannon's encyclopedic knowledge:

1. How many pieces of moldy bread one must use to filter Witch Hazel sufficiently to prevent blindness when drinking.
2. How many sections of the Washington Post are needed to prevent hypothermia whilst sleeping under the Anacostia railroad bridge
 
2020-10-23 6:05:30 AM  
Diet? SORT, you stupid phone.

/stupid me for not proofreading
 
2020-10-23 6:06:00 AM  

Xai: The guy who literally had his hands down his pants with a girl he was told was 15 years old.

Honestly putting a lying pedo in charge of the FBI seems right on point for the Trump years, and republicans will cheer because apparently they are pro-pedo as long as they are republican pedos. Remember the support for Roy Moore?


I saw that movie this afternoon. It's not as bad as the image would suggest but Rudy is definitely being fairly creepy, beyond just being a nice guy or a supportive interviewee. He pats her lower back inappropriately, but there's no evidence he actually grabs his junk. I'd stop short of calling him a pedo but he's definitely a misogynist with appalling judgement - he knew he was on camera when he patted her lower back and narrowly avoided grabbing her arse.

It's just one more nail in his coffin, as if he needed more. But all these clowns get do-overs every time. Bill Clinton could not have survived the pussy grabbing comment but Trump did. Obama would have been crucified for 200000 virus deaths particularly afflicting older Americans but Trump may yet survive that. And Rudy has farked up time and time again but everybody just moves on.
 
2020-10-23 6:06:02 AM  
This country needs to dump an unfathomable amount of money into a mental healthcare system
 
2020-10-23 6:13:14 AM  
Oh come on, really? I know this administration rewards incompetence but this is just silly. Mayor Crypt Keeper might actually be a worse person than trump. They're both prolific liars, neither have any intellectual honesty, neither have any class, and both of their faces are oddly misshapen. The Crypt Keeper has a knowledge of the law, and he won't hesitate to abuse that knowledge to screw up anyone who gets in Trumps way.
 
2020-10-23 6:21:13 AM  
I half expect Trump to embrace the QAnon theory that Trump molests kids in order to take down the "real" child molesters.

Trump, "Yeah, so what, I had sex with underage girls only because I had to get dirt on Bill Clinton from Jeffrey Epstein. Believe me, the evidence will be coming out very soon."
 
2020-10-23 6:25:10 AM  

LarrySouth: Can a cabinet position for Sneck be far behind?...


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2020-10-23 6:34:06 AM  
No Steve. Go back to being a drunk loon.
 
2020-10-23 6:35:54 AM  

ModernLuddite: Why isn't Bannon in his all-male gladiator school in Italy?


Italy told him to GTFO. They'll tolerate the mob, but draw the line at Bannon and his grubby medieval backwards plans to fight for the judeo-christian west.
 
2020-10-23 6:43:48 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Topics upon which I will listen respectfully to Steve Bannon's encyclopedic knowledge:

1. How many pieces of moldy bread one must use to filter Witch Hazel sufficiently to prevent blindness when drinking.
2. How many sections of the Washington Post are needed to prevent hypothermia whilst sleeping under the Anacostia railroad bridge


I couldn't decide whether to Smart or to Funny this post so I gave it both.
 
2020-10-23 6:46:52 AM  
Steve Bannon's DNA shares the same genetic makeup as the lower level men's room trough at the Philadelphia Greyhound Bus terminal. Give or take a handful of cigarette butts.
 
2020-10-23 6:53:16 AM  
Oh farking no.

America is a joke.
 
2020-10-23 6:58:42 AM  
Just when you think things couldn't get any worse under Trump

Are you kidding? Things can always -- ALWAYS -- get worse under Trump. There Is No Bottom.
 
2020-10-23 7:04:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Topics upon which I will listen respectfully to Steve Bannon's encyclopedic knowledge:

1. How many pieces of moldy bread one must use to filter Witch Hazel sufficiently to prevent blindness when drinking.
2. How many sections of the Washington Post are needed to prevent hypothermia whilst sleeping under the Anacostia railroad bridge


3) How many more drinks than normal can a 30 drink per day drinker drink without waking up in a piss-soaked armchair.
4) How many shirts would you recommend if you were on a 10 day bender and have three public speaking engagements tomorrow.
 
2020-10-23 7:04:35 AM  

sniderman: Just when you think things couldn't get any worse under Trump

Are you kidding? Things can always -- ALWAYS -- get worse under Trump. There Is No Bottom.


Counterpoint: Lady G
 
2020-10-23 7:18:28 AM  
I am not a Giuliani apologist.  The man is scum for all sorts of reasons, but I have a few questions.

Is he married?
Was it made clear to him that she was fifteen?
He may have thought she was just into powerful men. (While he may not be, he thinks he is) so did he think she wanted it as much as him?  In which case it's two consenting adults.
 
2020-10-23 7:18:29 AM  
Consider me triggered. What the fark is wrong with Republicans that they would allow this shiatshow to proceed to that point?
 
2020-10-23 7:24:06 AM  

ModernLuddite: Why isn't Bannon in his all-male gladiator school in Italy?


He escaped through a Turkish prison, then hopped a flight on a giant tylenol. He had the lasagna.
 
2020-10-23 7:24:38 AM  
Oh I think things can get worse.
 
2020-10-23 7:27:05 AM  

Northern: Lil Wooly Mammoth: No. Attorney General because Barr did not arrest Biden and Harris.

Trump could try.  He's desperate since Gislaine Maxwell and Epstein's pedo island evidence is leaking out, and he's facing charges in NY state.   If he loses the election the new IRS head will demand the $100,000,000 he refuses to pay in back taxes (they should triple that and add jail time IMHO), and he has nothing to offer his creditors to whom he owes at least $1 billion.  I doubt he outright owns anything, meaning I'm Eric and Don Jr. might become homeless.
So they have any vocation or money of their own?


They should check trumps Chinese bank account.
 
2020-10-23 7:37:39 AM  
That would be amazing. The Russians would be in control of the FBI within a week and Rudy would be too stupid to realize.
 
2020-10-23 7:39:38 AM  

Xai: The guy who literally had his hands down his pants with a girl he was told was 15 years old.

Honestly putting a lying pedo in charge of the FBI seems right on point for the Trump years, and republicans will cheer because apparently they are pro-pedo as long as they are republican pedos. Remember the support for Roy Moore?


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2020-10-23 7:41:24 AM  

Astorix: No Steve. Go back to being a drunk loon.


And feeding his mouse.
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2020-10-23 7:51:55 AM  

Latinwolf: Astorix: No Steve. Go back to being a drunk loon.

And feeding his mouse.
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There's a good chance Chris Farley looked better than Steve Bannon on the day that picture was taken.
 
2020-10-23 7:52:29 AM  
Literally no one thinks things couldn't get worse under Trump.
 
2020-10-23 7:55:55 AM  

makerofbadjokes: Of all the possible timeline, Dr. Strange, how did we get nudged into this one..?

Weren't there Anybetter options?  Seriously man...


Let's just say that massive realignment of reality tends to have collateral damage, and we're very, very far from the concerns of any involved party.

It could have been worse.  This could have been the shift that freed the Many Angled Ones to play around with our universe, or the one that triggered the Spacetime Juggernaut to start selectively erasing portions our reality in an attempt to restore whatever it regards as balance, or that signaled the Dwellers at the End to come back a few quadrillion quadrillion years to give this whole "mass" and "movement " thing a try.  Or even the timeline with the unkillable zombies.  Instead we get Metamusolini and a legion of morons and evil-hearted farks and a fairly standard plague.

Remember.  Things can always be worse.
 
2020-10-23 7:57:38 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: That would be amazing. The Russians would be in control of the FBI within a week and Rudy would be too stupid to realize.


Is anyone else actually becoming morbidly fascinated by this whole circus, or just me?
 
2020-10-23 8:02:51 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: How TF is Bannon still getting attention? FFS, just ignore him.


He has to curry favor and carry water for Trump now that he's under indictment.
 
2020-10-23 8:05:01 AM  

Aussie_As: But all these clowns get do-overs every time. Bill Clinton could not have survived the pussy grabbing comment but Trump did. Obama would have been crucified for 200000 virus deaths particularly afflicting older Americans but Trump may yet survive that.


Obama's re-election in 2012 was by no means a slam-dunk, because we weren't recovering fast enough.

Trump will likely win more Electoral Votes in 2020 than McCain did in 2008.
 
2020-10-23 8:12:35 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: makerofbadjokes: Of all the possible timeline, Dr. Strange, how did we get nudged into this one..?

Weren't there Anybetter options?  Seriously man...

Let's just say that massive realignment of reality tends to have collateral damage, and we're very, very far from the concerns of any involved party.

It could have been worse.  This could have been the shift that freed the Many Angled Ones to play around with our universe, or the one that triggered the Spacetime Juggernaut to start selectively erasing portions our reality in an attempt to restore whatever it regards as balance, or that signaled the Dwellers at the End to come back a few quadrillion quadrillion years to give this whole "mass" and "movement " thing a try.  Or even the timeline with the unkillable zombies.  Instead we get Metamusolini and a legion of morons and evil-hearted farks and a fairly standard plague.

Remember.  Things can always be worse.


But they can also be better.

Look, I joke about the darkest timeline and other such silly nonsense a lot, it's a coping mechanism.

But we can make shiat better, but only if enough Americans do the right thing this time around and vote for a real President.

I think the nazis will be much happier back on the fringe, after all it's easier to jeer than participate. They've never struck me as having a plan now they have the roadrunner in hand.
 
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